WEBVTT 00:00:00.892 --> 00:00:02.017 Wow.. Girls! 00:00:03.284 --> 00:00:04.365 Yes. Girls.. 00:00:06.145 --> 00:00:06.985 Are these girls? 00:00:09.545 --> 00:00:10.515 Unbelievable... 00:00:12.053 --> 00:00:13.783 Your suits are so pretty. 00:00:14.615 --> 00:00:16.913 Thank you. Yours too! 00:00:17.687 --> 00:00:19.257 What the hell are you doing there? 00:00:19.257 --> 00:00:19.986 -Damn he’s here. 00:00:19.986 --> 00:00:20.756 Where’s the line?! 00:00:20.766 --> 00:00:21.526 Hurry! 00:00:21.669 --> 00:00:22.810 Quick! Assemble 00:00:22.931 --> 00:00:23.631 -We’re doomed! 00:00:24.395 --> 00:00:25.545 God help us. 00:00:25.553 --> 00:00:26.503 -Get in line! 00:00:27.734 --> 00:00:29.014 Like a thread! Hurry! 00:00:29.821 --> 00:00:31.011 Pull in your stomach! 00:00:31.189 --> 00:00:31.959 Hurry up! 00:00:32.618 --> 00:00:33.488 Hurry! 00:00:34.238 --> 00:00:35.266 Attention! 00:00:35.274 --> 00:00:36.365 -Someone stop him... 00:00:36.365 --> 00:00:36.801 Attention! 00:00:41.388 --> 00:00:42.668 And who would you be? 00:00:42.674 --> 00:00:44.014 New classmates sir. 00:00:44.037 --> 00:00:45.097 They just got here. 00:00:45.097 --> 00:00:45.801 Is that so.. 00:00:46.563 --> 00:00:48.551 So they will be a part of this class. 00:00:48.603 --> 00:00:49.433 Yes sir. 00:00:49.548 --> 00:00:50.841 Oh... Is that so.. 00:00:50.841 --> 00:00:51.887 Welcome! 00:00:51.925 --> 00:00:52.850 Get in line! 00:00:52.903 --> 00:00:55.583 Ladies would you mind getting in line as well please? 00:00:55.623 --> 00:00:58.677 Damn, look at him acting cool for the girls already. 00:00:58.677 --> 00:00:59.570 Prick Badi. 00:00:59.762 --> 00:01:00.512 Guys! 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:03.920 This year I’m changing the gymnastic system entirely. 00:01:03.952 --> 00:01:06.052 Oh no! He’s gonna talk nonsense again. 00:01:06.052 --> 00:01:08.842 We’re switching to a philosophical system. 00:01:08.842 --> 00:01:10.006 [Chinese traditional music] 00:01:10.006 --> 00:01:11.213 Known all around the world... 00:01:11.501 --> 00:01:13.111 ...coming from East Asia... 00:01:13.111 --> 00:01:14.530 ...with its own philosophy... 00:01:14.530 --> 00:01:15.636 ..what’s the name of this sport? 00:01:15.636 --> 00:01:16.626 -Could it be cholera? 00:01:17.617 --> 00:01:18.113 WHAT?! 00:01:18.113 --> 00:01:18.795 -Jesus! 00:01:18.795 --> 00:01:20.015 ANSWER ME! 00:01:20.034 --> 00:01:22.174 He loves to keep us guessing. 00:01:22.215 --> 00:01:23.905 These idiots couldn’t answer. 00:01:24.198 --> 00:01:26.018 Could you, perhaps? 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:27.400 No sir. 00:01:27.962 --> 00:01:28.882 That’s alright. 00:01:29.979 --> 00:01:31.398 You can one day. 00:01:31.531 --> 00:01:32.241 -Şaban! 00:01:32.293 --> 00:01:33.473 He’s calling me again. 00:01:33.501 --> 00:01:34.122 WHAT? 00:01:34.177 --> 00:01:34.841 -COME HERE! 00:01:34.927 --> 00:01:35.713 I’m coming. 00:01:35.713 --> 00:01:37.215 Tell me the name of this sport. 00:01:37.263 --> 00:01:38.613 Could it be wrestling? 00:01:38.685 --> 00:01:39.725 Don’t be ridiculous! 00:01:40.157 --> 00:01:41.287 I like you Şaban. 00:01:41.287 --> 00:01:41.826 -Thank you 00:01:41.826 --> 00:01:43.355 So let me give you a hint. 00:01:43.355 --> 00:01:44.433 It’s like this... 00:01:44.619 --> 00:01:45.679 [Starts yelling] 00:01:47.551 --> 00:01:48.831 I got it. Boxing! 00:01:49.085 --> 00:01:50.155 Don’t test me! 00:01:50.963 --> 00:01:54.283 My son. It’s aired on tv. 00:01:54.328 --> 00:01:55.556 Bonanza! 00:01:55.712 --> 00:01:56.702 NO IT'S NOT! 00:01:57.295 --> 00:01:59.643 It has a teacher. Like this... 00:02:01.305 --> 00:02:03.155 Oh. Charlie’s Angels! 00:02:03.424 --> 00:02:04.206 IDIOT! 00:02:05.256 --> 00:02:09.246 His teacher refers to him as an animal. 00:02:09.290 --> 00:02:12.762 How rude! Are you trying to call me a cow sir? 00:02:12.762 --> 00:02:15.226 No. It’s a jumping animal. 00:02:15.236 --> 00:02:16.296 Ah! Frog! 00:02:16.394 --> 00:02:17.211 What else? Flea?! 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:19.360 Congrats. So it’s flea! 00:02:19.717 --> 00:02:20.307 No. 00:02:20.310 --> 00:02:21.420 Grasshopper. 00:02:21.503 --> 00:02:22.923 GRASSHOPPER! 00:02:24.609 --> 00:02:26.419 Can you guess the name of the show now? 00:02:26.617 --> 00:02:28.817 Yes I can. Oldboy. 00:02:29.055 --> 00:02:30.075 NO! 00:02:30.436 --> 00:02:31.970 Sir! Can I guess? 00:02:32.025 --> 00:02:33.645 Yes of course! Go ahead. 00:02:33.824 --> 00:02:34.806 Kung fu. 00:02:34.806 --> 00:02:36.354 Bravo. I congratulate you. 00:02:36.359 --> 00:02:38.709 I also congratulate the rest of the ladies. 00:02:38.709 --> 00:02:41.644 And I congratulate you sir. You explained it so well. 00:02:42.899 --> 00:02:43.809 Yes. 00:02:44.386 --> 00:02:45.226 Kung fu! 00:02:45.226 --> 00:02:45.927 What? 00:02:46.909 --> 00:02:48.449 Sport of the century! 00:02:48.885 --> 00:02:50.415 I’ll teach you all! 00:02:50.766 --> 00:02:52.206 My little grasshoppers! 00:02:52.615 --> 00:02:54.377 He finally lost it. What a pity! 00:02:54.377 --> 00:02:55.437 He was a good man. 00:02:55.437 --> 00:02:57.057 [Screams] 00:02:57.352 --> 00:02:58.092 Sir... 00:02:58.474 --> 00:03:00.464 Yes, grasshopper? 00:03:01.222 --> 00:03:03.152 Are you gonna teach us fung ku? 00:03:03.632 --> 00:03:04.773 No, grasshopper. 00:03:05.202 --> 00:03:05.974 Kung fu. 00:03:06.531 --> 00:03:07.592 I got it. Fung ku. 00:03:08.613 --> 00:03:10.843 Stupid grasshopper, don't test me! 00:03:11.046 --> 00:03:12.124 Kung fu. 00:03:12.970 --> 00:03:15.310 Ok, i'm saying fung ku too?