[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.89,0:00:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow.. Girls!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.28,0:00:04.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Girls..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.14,0:00:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are these girls?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.54,0:00:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unbelievable...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.05,0:00:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your suits are so pretty.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.62,0:00:16.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. Yours too!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.69,0:00:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell are you doing there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.26,0:00:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Damn he’s here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.99,0:00:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where’s the line?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.77,0:00:21.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.67,0:00:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quick! Assemble
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.93,0:00:23.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We’re doomed!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God help us.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.55,0:00:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Get in line!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.73,0:00:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a thread! Hurry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.82,0:00:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pull in your stomach!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.19,0:00:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry up!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.62,0:00:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.24,0:00:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Attention!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.27,0:00:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Someone stop him...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.36,0:00:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Attention!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.39,0:00:42.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And who would you be?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.67,0:00:44.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,New classmates sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.04,0:00:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They just got here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.10,0:00:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that so..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.56,0:00:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they will be a part of this class.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.60,0:00:49.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.55,0:00:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh... Is that so..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.84,0:00:51.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.92,0:00:52.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get in line!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.90,0:00:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies would you mind getting in line as well please?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.62,0:00:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn, look at him acting cool for the girls already.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.68,0:00:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prick Badi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.76,0:01:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.84,0:01:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This year I’m changing the gymnastic system entirely.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.95,0:01:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no! He’s gonna talk nonsense again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.05,0:01:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’re switching to a philosophical system.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.84,0:01:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chinese traditional music]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.01,0:01:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Known all around the world...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.50,0:01:13.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...coming from East Asia...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.11,0:01:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...with its own philosophy...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.53,0:01:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..what’s the name of this sport?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.64,0:01:16.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Could it be cholera?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.62,0:01:18.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.11,0:01:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Jesus!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.80,0:01:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ANSWER ME!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.03,0:01:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He loves to keep us guessing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.22,0:01:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These idiots couldn’t answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.20,0:01:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could you, perhaps?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.28,0:01:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.96,0:01:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.98,0:01:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.53,0:01:32.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Şaban!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.29,0:01:33.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s calling me again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.50,0:01:34.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.18,0:01:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-COME HERE!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.93,0:01:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.71,0:01:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me the name of this sport.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.26,0:01:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could it be wrestling?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.68,0:01:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don’t be ridiculous!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.16,0:01:41.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like you Şaban.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.29,0:01:41.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.83,0:01:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So let me give you a hint.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.36,0:01:44.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s like this...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.62,0:01:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Starts yelling]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.55,0:01:48.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got it. Boxing!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.08,0:01:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don’t test me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.96,0:01:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My son. It’s aired on tv.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.33,0:01:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bonanza!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.71,0:01:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO IT'S NOT!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.30,0:01:59.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has a teacher. Like this...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.30,0:02:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Charlie’s Angels!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.42,0:02:04.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IDIOT!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.26,0:02:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His teacher refers to him as an animal.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.29,0:02:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How rude! Are you trying to call me a cow sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.76,0:02:15.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. It’s a jumping animal.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.24,0:02:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! Frog!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.39,0:02:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What else? Flea?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.40,0:02:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congrats. So it’s flea!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.72,0:02:20.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.31,0:02:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grasshopper.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.50,0:02:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GRASSHOPPER!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.61,0:02:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you guess the name of the show now?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.62,0:02:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes I can. Oldboy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.06,0:02:30.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.44,0:02:31.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir! Can I guess?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.02,0:02:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes of course! Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.82,0:02:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kung fu.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.81,0:02:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bravo. I congratulate you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.36,0:02:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also congratulate the rest of the ladies.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.71,0:02:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I congratulate you sir. You explained it so well.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.90,0:02:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.39,0:02:45.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kung fu!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.23,0:02:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.91,0:02:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sport of the century!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.88,0:02:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll teach you all!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.77,0:02:52.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My little grasshoppers!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.62,0:02:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He finally lost it. What a pity!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.38,0:02:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was a good man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.44,0:02:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Screams]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.35,0:02:58.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.47,0:03:00.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, grasshopper?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.22,0:03:03.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you gonna teach us fung ku?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.63,0:03:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, grasshopper.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.20,0:03:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kung fu.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.53,0:03:07.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got it. Fung ku.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.61,0:03:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stupid grasshopper, don't test me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.05,0:03:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kung fu.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.97,0:03:15.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, i'm saying fung ku too?