歌詞：
人生は宝クジの延長
Life's extension lottery
幸運な人もいる　でも君は違う
Kind to some, but not to thee
生まれつき珍しく悲しい病気
Born with a rare and sad disease
彼女は　ハムが　頭だった
She grew— a ham— where her head should be

なびく髪　彼女は可愛い娘
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
肉付きの良い顔に　愛らしい目
Meaty face and a lovely eye
彼女の夢は　有名スター
Her dream was to be a famous star
でも叶う見込みは　ほぼ無い
But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going fa-a-ar

ハマンサ　ハマンサ
Hamantha, Hamantha
君は人目を引く
You were impossible to ignore
ハマンサ　ハマンサ
Hamantha, Hamantha
欲深く　人は君を求めた
So greedy we wanted more

彼女の父は　素朴な男で
Her father was a simple man (Duh!)
救いたかった　「何としても！」
He wanted to help, "in any way that I can!"
学校帰りの娘が　泣くのを見た
Home from school, he watched his daughter cry
庭で　彼は神を呪い　空へ発砲した
In the yard, he cursed God and fired at the sky

なびく髪　彼女は可愛い娘
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
肉付きの良い顔に　愛らしい目
Meaty face and a lovely eye
彼女の夢は空の彼方　父はその痛みを感じ
Her dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain
雲を撃ち　雨が降り始めた
And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain

ハマンサ　ハマンサ
Hamantha, Hamantha
君は人目を引く
You were impossible to ignore
ハマンサ　ハマンサ
Hamantha, Hamantha
欲深く　人は君を求めた
So greedy we wanted more

医者から電話が来た
Got a call from the doctor
持ってきたのは　素晴らしい知らせ
He had some amazing news for her
治療法を開発した
He just developed a cure
すぐ来れば　彼女を治療すると
If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her
ドアを開け放ち　彼女は嬉しそうだった
Burst out the door, she was beaming
雨の中　彼女は幸せの涙を流した
Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming
やっと苦痛から解放される
Finally freed from her pain
しかし　何かが雨と共に落ちた
But something else fell with the rain
父の撃った流れ弾が
A stray bullet shot by her father
あてもなく　彼女へ入り込む
Aimlessly nested inside her
彼女は道端に倒れ　今や失ったのは
She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty
肉体を洗礼した命
Of the life which once christened her body

看護師　彼女は…死亡した
"Nurse, s-she’s... she's gone."
可哀想に
"O-oh... oh dear."
"昼食をテーブルに用意した 手術室だ　遺族のために
"I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved,
調理したハム　慣例だ　こういう…暗い状況の
a cooked ham, as is customary for these... dark situations."

先生　何の…　どっちの…　どの…どのハムですか？
"U-uh, Doctor, what... which one is the...which... which one is the ham that—?"
私は行くよ　私は行く　休憩だ
I-I must... I must go...I must... I must go, I'm on break."
全く
"Oh dear."

なびく髪　彼女は可愛い娘
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
肉付きの良い顔に　愛らしい目
Meaty face and a lovely eye
彼女が死んだ時
At her time of death,
医者は言った　"食事の時間だ"
the doc said "time to eat!"
そして彼女の顔の肉を　一口食べた
So he took a bite out of her face meat

ハマンサ　ハマンサ
Hamantha, Hamantha
君は人目を引く
You were impossible to ignore (La-la-la...)
ハマンサ　ハマンサ
Hamantha, Hamantha
欲深く　人は君を求めた
So greedy we wanted more

宇宙を無限に舞い上がった
Soaring infinitely through space
ハマンサの魂は美しく
Hamantha's soul was graced
僕らのちっぽけな星を　一目見た
With a glance of our humble planet

彼女が驚いたのは
At which she was amazed
彼女の若すぎる死の知らせが
The news of her untimely death
大きく広まったこと
Had spread out near and far
彼女の魂を通じ　真実は成された
And through her soul, the truth was whole
彼女の夢は一線を超えた
Her dream had crossed the bar
ハマンサは星になった
Hamantha had become a star
ハマンサは　ついにスターになれた
Hamantha was finally a star
ハマンサは星になった
Hamantha had become a star
ハマンサは　ついにスターになれた
Hamantha was finally a star