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《人生七計》

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選自《皆大歡喜》

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作者：威廉 · 莎士比亞
翻譯：林語堂先生

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天地一劇場，

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眾生皆戲子；

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出將又入相，

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淨丑相輪替，

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人生不滿百，七齣皆演備。

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初期為嬰兒，

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飽笑飢即啼。

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次為小男兒，書包日日攜，

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晨光照顏色，

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上學遲棲棲。

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情竇既已開，

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唏噓聲如雷，

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好作美人行，狂歌詠畫眉。

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繼馳驅疆場，

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出口唯「媽的」，
卻說大丈夫，黑髯壯聲氣，

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人言偶逆耳，揮拳即交至，

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欲博一英名，

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鎗口亦不避。

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繼即為法官，

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滿腹皆閹雞，腹既已便便，

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豐髯亦得體，

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脫口皆成文，

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兩目惟正視。

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此齣既已完，

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即穿軟拖屣，

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昔年剩腰褲，綽綽有餘地，

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兩頰已下垂，

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眼鏡戴上鼻，

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昔年聲宏亮，

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今則何嘰嘰。

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六齣既已終，

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末幕了全戲，

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老耄返童騃，前事盡忘記；

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眼既不知色，口復不知味，
牙齒全脫落，茫茫返蒙昧。