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Vous ouvrez cette porte avec la clè de votre imagination.

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Au delà se trouve une autre dimension-

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une dimension de son...

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une dimension de vision...

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une dimension de l'esprit.

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Vous vous déplacez à travers une contrée d'ombre et de substance,

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de choses et d'idées.

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Vous venez de rentrer dans la Quatrième Dimension.

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Pensez à ça pendant une minute.

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Vous ne pouvez pas diriger une entreprise

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en restant coincé dans votre routine.

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Une entreprise doit bouger. Une entreprise doit progresser.

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Vous devez continuer à pousser et à aller de l'avant

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jusqu'à ce que votre entreprise se diversifie.

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C'est la clé du succès.

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Pause café.

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Une entreprise doit être diversifiée.

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C'était justement ce que je leur disais, Fred.

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Vous ne pouvez pas diriger une entreprise

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en restant coincé dans votre routine.

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Tout comme la variété est le piment de la vie,

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la diversification est la clé du succès en affaires.

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Pensez à ça maintenant.

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Et bien, j'ai du café au lait,

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du café avec de la crème et du sucre,

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du café avec du sucre,

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du café avec de la crème et du café noir,

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je me suis déjà diversifié.

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Maintenant est-ce que vous pourriez sortir de mon chemin, McNulty?

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Mcnulty.

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Ici McNulty.

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M. Cooper voudrait vous voir.

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Vous entendez ça? Est-ce que vous entendez ça?

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M. Cooper voudrait vous voir McNulty.

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Et savez-vous pourquoi M. Cooper veut voir McNulty?

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Parce que ça fait 11 mois que j'ai rempli

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la boîte à suggestions.

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ESt-ce que j'ai dit suggestions?

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Ça n'est pas ce que je voulais dire.

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N'importe quel idiot peut faire des suggestions.

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Mais des plans pour l'avenir,

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il n'y a que McNulty qui peut les faire. Pensez à cela maintenant.

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Il vous attend McNulty.

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11 mois de suggestions

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qui sont sur le point de se concrétiser.

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Dites, ça ne vous dirait pas

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de dîner avec moi?

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Même si j'étais affamée

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et que vous étiez le dernier homme sur la planète

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et que ma survie en dépendait, peut-être,

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mais je n'ai pas faim,

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et vous n'êtes pas le dernier homme,

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et ma survie ne dépend pas de ça, alors

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sortez de là, McNulty.

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Soumises à votre approbation ou au moins à votre analyse:

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Patrick Thomas McNulty,

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qui, à l'âge de 41 ans et la personne la plus ennuyeuse du monde.

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Il a un record de 10 ans

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pour le plus de mots insensés

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régurgités durant une pause café.

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Et il est très probable qu'il ait, jusqu'à présent,

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vécu tout ce temps-là, comme une grande gueule barbante

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qui fait reculer l'art de la conversation d'au moins mille ans.

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Je dis "il est probable" car quelque chose va bientôt lui arriver

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quelque chose qui changera son existence... et la notre.

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Gardez cela en tête, maintenant,

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parce que nous sommes dans la quatrième dimension.

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Est-ce que vous savez ce que je suis en train de faire, M. McNulty?

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Oui, M. Cooper,

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Vous êtes en train de regarder les suggestions de la boîte à suggestions.

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Je savais que vous alliez le faire. Je m'y attendais.

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Ce n'est pas tous les employés qui se rendent compte

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qu'un de ses employés a du talent.

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McNulty en a évidemment à revendre.

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Jamais on a dit plus vrai.

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Merci, monsieur.

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Oui, je viens de passer en revue

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la boîte à suggestions

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des 3 derniers mois.

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Et voici une de vos suggestions

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datée du 13 mars.

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"Faites des hot dogs plus plats pour qu'ils

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puissent rentrer facilement dans un pain de hamburger."

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Qu'en pensez-vous?

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Pensez à ca, maintenant.

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"Faites les boîtes métalliques carrés

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pour qu'elles puissent être empilées

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plus facilement dans les poubelles."

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Ça n'est pas amusant?

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"Mettez des petits pontons dans les sacs des soldats

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pour qu'ils puissent traverser

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toutes les rivières d'eux-mêmes."

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Celle-là vaut de l'or.

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Les soldats vont dans l'eau...

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M. Mcnulty, coopercorporation fait des

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sous vêtements féminins.

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Ça n'a rien à voir avec des hamburgers, des hot dogs,

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des boîtes métalliques ou la défense de notre pays.

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Et aucune de vos 340 suggestions-

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je répète, aucune de ces suggestions N'a rien à voir

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avec les produits de cette compagnie.

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Voilà exactement la raison pour laquelle je voulais parler avec vous, m. Cooper.

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La clé d'une entreprise fructueuse et moderne est la diversification.

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Pensez à ça mainternant.

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J'ai bien réfléchi et vous êtes renvoyé!

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Baseball?Baseball ça n'est rien du tout.

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Le football est le sport le plus rapide du monde.

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Au baseball, ils changent de côté,

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et d'un côté, et de l'autre, inning après inning.

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Pendant la première mi-temps au football, ils n'arrêtent pas de courir.

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Angleterre, France, Espagne, Amérique Latine.

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Le football est le sport le plus rapide du monde.

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Pensez à ça maintenant.

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Hé! Joe, tu connais ces portes battantes

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qu'on trouve dans les saloons? Pourquoi on ne les mettrait pas ici

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et comme ça, tu pourrais appeler ça le saloon de Palucci.

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Qu'est-ce que tu en penses?

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Ouais, qu'est-ce que tu en penses?

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Je vais le faire demain à la première heure.

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Excellent! Quand je viendrai, je pourrai penser, "c'est moi qui est fait ça."

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Pas mal, non?

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S'il vous plaît, le match de baseballe.

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Les tours de circuits ne sont pas importants.

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Allez, mon gars.

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On essaie de regarder.

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Comparé au frappeur de balle longue distance

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comparé à un batteur de clutch

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avec une bonne moyenne,

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je choisis le dernier sans hésitation.

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C'est bien gentil à vous.

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C'est un fait et un fait absolu.

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Et ça recommence...

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Jamais on n'a vu un joueur faire un coup de circuit

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qui a été à la tête de la ligue dans le domaine de la frappe.

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Ah ouais?

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Ted Williams a gagné le championnat de frappe

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et a été à la tête dans le classement des coups de circuits en 1941, 1942 et en 1947.

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L'exception à la règle. Pensez à ça.

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L'exception à la règle.

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Vous savez quoi?

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Il y a un poste de télévision de 25cm

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dans l'appartement de ma soeur qui remonte a 1948.

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Elle a cinq enfants.

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L'appartement se trouve au 6ème étage,

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et il fait extrêmement chaud.

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Mais je peux vous dire quelquechose:

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il y a bien une chose que cet appartment n'a pas

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et qui en vaut la peine.

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Il n'a pas McNulty.

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-Charlie, charlie, attendez.-Forget it, joe.

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Shut it off.Blabbermouth-i can't take it.

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Ah, you think about.Hear what i said?

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The exception to the rule.

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The exception to the rule.

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Let me ask yousomething, mcnulty.

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How come you'rein here so early tonight?

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You've been there forthree and a half hours.

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It so happens i quit my job.

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I went into cooper's officeand i read him off.

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Don't tell me.Don't tell me.

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You got canned.

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Well, in a mannerof speaking.

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You might say... yeah.

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We mutually agreed

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i wouldn't workthere anymore.

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Joe, tell me something.

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Wouldn't you thinkthat after one year

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of putting ideasin that suggestion box,

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after one whole year,that i'd get noticed?

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Let me tell you something.

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Getting noticedand getting liked

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are two different things.

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What do you know?

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Nothing, mcnulty.

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Not a thing.

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Good night, joe.

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Wait a minute.

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All i know is

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that every night ofevery week of every month,

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except election day,you come in here

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drive everybodyout of their skull

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walking on your lower lip.

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Now, you think about that.

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Will you think about that?

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What do you say?

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I say...

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"54, 40 or fight."

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I also say "damn the torpedoes,full speed ahead!"

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And on occasion, i will say,

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"it takes a heap of livingto make a house a home."

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Want another beer?

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Thank you very much.

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I would appreciate another.

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Two more beers, bartender.

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Two beers, big deal.

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What's your name?

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Potts.

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That's not a bad name.

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I was born with it.

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Seems to me therewas a third baseman

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who used to play forthe phillies named potts.

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Lou potts? Phil potts?

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It couldn't be botts?

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No, it's potts.

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Two beers.

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You paying for this, mcnulty?

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Because this guy justgave me his last dime.

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This guy is myfriend, mr. Botts.

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Potts!

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And i'd appreciate

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a little respect from you.

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I bet you would.

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You getting respect from me

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is about as easy asflagging down a cab

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on 46th and broadwayat 8:00 on new year's eve...

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in the rain.

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Never mind-drink up, pal.

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What do you want to talk about?

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Want to talk about baseball?

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It's the great american sport,

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and i am very happy abnerdoubleday saw fit to invent it.

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Cheers!

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To health, friend.

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Down the hatch.

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And now to thank youfor your generosity,

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i have something for you.

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It's a gift.

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A small remembranceof our friendship.

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What is it?

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It's a stopwatch-a old family heirloom.

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What do you do with it?

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I mean, it doesn't keep time.

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It's just a stopwatch.

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That is a fact.

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But it is yours.

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You may have it.

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What'll i do with it? Stopwatch.

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Well, someday you mightown a racehorse

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or you might wantto run the mile

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or launch an astronaut.

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Well, good-bye, old pal.

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Oh...

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e pluribus unum.

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Toodle-oo,beertender.

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Beertender...

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nice clientele.

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Your friend.

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I wouldn't listen to my mother.

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She wanted me to be a doctor.

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No, i had to be a wiseguy.

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Had to run a beerjoint like this.

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Well, you live and you learn.

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Done for the night, mcnulty?

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Everybody's gone, you happy?

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You bored ten people to death.

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You emptied my place

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like it hada smallpox sign out there.

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Do me a favor, will you? -

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whenever you get the thirst,go to some other bar.

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I don't feel muchlike going home.

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I've seen the movieon the late show.

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I've even seen the movieonthe late, late show.

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Sometimes i even wishi was married.

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Do you ever get that feeling?

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Joe?

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Joe.

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Hey, why you standing that way?

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Hey, joe, say something.

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You look like you were frozen.

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I was telling you i was bored

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and this crazy gleepgave me this watch

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sat here and i pushed it.

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That's another thing-

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you make me nervous.

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First, you bore people to deathand then you make me nervous.

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I make you nervous?

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You know something?

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You're the one guythat makes me wish

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they never repealed prohibition.

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Something tells methis is a very unusual watch.

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And another thing,mcnulty.

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Mcnulty?

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I'm over here.

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That can't be.

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I had too much to drink.

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I need some sleep.

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It can't be.

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It works.

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I push the button, i stopthe watch, and i stop the world.

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Good morning, wage slaves.

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Make way for a free man.

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Good morning, doll.

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Oh, what's the suggestionthis time, mcnulty?

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If you don't have one,i've got one for you.

295
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Why don't you jump off a bridge?

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Honey doll,i have a product

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that is going to put a dentin your eyeballs.

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What would you sayto a stopwatch

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that, when somebodypushes it,

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everything stopsin midair, hmm?

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Why don't you run awayand get lost, mcnulty,

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or get to the point.

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I already have.

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Last night,i'm in joe palucci's bar,

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we're sitting aroundtalking about this and that,

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when this funny gleepgives me this stopwatch.

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Without thinking,i push this button-

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this one right here-

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and everything stops dead.Everything.

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Think about that now.

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Palucci drops a glass,

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the glass hits the floor,but the glass stops.

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Everything stops.

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Palucci stops,trains, subways, goldfish.

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Everything stops.Think about that now, hm?

316
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Goldfish, too, huh?

317
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That's the mostamazing thing i ever heard.

318
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Now, get out of here, will you?

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Mm-mm. I came to see cooper.

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It is time to diversify.

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Oh, now, just a minute.

322
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Mr. Cooper's in conference.

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You're right-he's in conference with mcnulty.

324
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Mr. Cooper, i'm sorry, sir.

325
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I fired you, mcnulty.

326
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What are you doing here?

327
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He barged right in.

328
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I couldn't doanything about it.

329
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Well, He barged right inhe can barge right out.

330
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Listen, coop...coop?!

331
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You can't afford to fire methis time because this time

332
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i've got more than suggestions,i've got the goods.

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You think about this now.

334
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You figure outhow this stopwatch works,

335
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and you've got a million bucks.

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Mcnulty, let me remind you-

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we make ladies foundationgarments, nothing else.

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Now, do you hear me?

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Nothing else.

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So i will give you 15 secondsto leave this room.

341
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Now, get out.

342
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Hey, fred, cup of coffeefor the lady, i'm buying.

343
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Never mind. I'll buy my own coffee.

344
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If you're not outof this office

345
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in one minute, i'llcall the police.

346
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Is that so, honey baby?

347
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It'll take more than the police.

348
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You'll need the armyand the navy.

349
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How about that crumb?

350
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He didn't evenlet me show him.

351
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So whatam i waiting for?

352
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I'll just show him.

353
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Operator, get me...

354
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kitchie-kitchie-coo.

355
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Kitchie-kitchie-cooper.

356
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It's good for a laughbut there must be

357
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something else i cando with this thing.

358
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I'll think about it.

359
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...the police.

360
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Uh... never mind, operator.

361
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He's gone.

362
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So you tell ouradvertising agents...

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
hey, joe.Palucci, all you guys.

364
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Have i got somethingto show you.

365
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Well, that takescare of the game.

366
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This thing is so greatyou're not going to believe it.

367
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Mcnulty, make it quick, huh?

368
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, now, listen,you just pay attention.

369
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Pay attention.

370
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With this little gizmo,

371
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i can stop trains, tanks,subways, anything.

372
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
What about your mouth?

373
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Funny. Funny.

374
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Listen, last night,i was at the polo grounds.

375
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And right in the middle

376
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of ron hunt's slideinto second base,

377
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i stopped the game.

378
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Yeah,i stopped the game.

379
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I left my seat,i ran down on the field,

380
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i grabbed second base,and i moved it ten feet.

381
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Come on.

382
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Then i went back upinto the stands,

383
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sat downand started the game again.

384
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And hunt, instead of being outby ten feet, was safe,

385
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and the mets went onto win the game

386
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because snider doubled him home.

387
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
And that's not the only thingi can stop with this watch.

388
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I can stop anything- watch.

389
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Well?

390
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Well, how about that now?

391
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
How about what?

392
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Are you kidding?Didn't you see what i did?

393
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Oh, come on, mcnulty,out of the way.

394
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I want to get home,get some peace and quiet.

395
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Wait a minute.Fellas, fellas,wait a minute.

396
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I'll put the game on again.

397
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Oh, no...

398
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well, you done itagain, mcnulty.

399
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
You emptied my place.

400
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You drive more guysout of saloons than carry nation.

401
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I get it. I get it.

402
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Of course you guys didn't see-you were frozen.

403
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm the only one who knows.I'm the only one.

404
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Huh. How about that.

405
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
The greatest conversation piecein the world- the greatest-

406
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and what does it do?

407
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
It stops conversation.

408
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm closing up in a few minutes,

409
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
so it shouldn't be a total loss,you better order up.

410
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Beer.

411
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Beer!

412
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Don't you ever orderanything expensive?

413
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Beer.

414
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
And drink it fast,will you?

415
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
'Cause the combinationof you, the hot weather,

416
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and my business recession

417
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
is more than i cantake in one day.

418
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Give it time.Give it time.

419
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Give me a heart attacksometime, will you, mcnulty?

420
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Leave a tip.

421
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Hey, palucci, come here.

422
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Look at me.

423
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
What are you, somekind of a sadist?

424
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
You know whatyou're looking at?

425
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
A jerk, a nut.

426
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
You want to stop thereor try for moron?

427
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Why do i want this thing? Why?

428
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Because i want a little notice,that's why.I'm not ashamed to admit that.

429
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
And i'll tell yousomething else.

430
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
When john d. Rockefellersteps out of a car,

431
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
why do people wantto shake his hand?

432
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'll bite.

433
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Because he's loaded.

434
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Because he's got cash, loot,lettuce, the old mazoo.

435
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
That's why people want to shakejohn d. Rockefeller's hand.

436
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
J.b. Morgan walks into a restaurant...j.p.

437
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
J.p. Morgan walksinto a restaurant,

438
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the head waiter breaks his backto get a table ready.

439
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
You know why?I'll tell you why.

440
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I figured you would.

441
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Because he's loaded, that's why.

442
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
You think about that.

443
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
And then you think about this.

444
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
As of tomorrow evening,mcnulty is going to be loaded.

445
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Palucci, takea good look at the old mcnulty.

446
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
The next timeyou see me,

447
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
it'll be the new mcnulty.

448
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Why don't you go the whole routeand move to honolulu?

449
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Tomorrow i'll be ableto buy honolulu!

450
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
May i?

451
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Thank you.

452
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, no.

453
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Come on, everyone.

454
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Move! Move!

455
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Come on, everybody.

456
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Up, up, move!

457
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Do something.

458
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Come on, everybody,say something.

459
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Walk, hey!

460
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Come on, everybody, move.

461
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Hey, fellas,look, i didn't mean it.

462
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'll have it fixed.

463
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, please, come on, wake up.

464
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Mr. Cooper...

465
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
mr. Cooper?

466
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Excuse me.

467
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm sorry.

468
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm sorry,i didn't mean it.

469
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Please, understand.

470
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
It's not my fault.

471
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I didn't do any... oh, no!

472
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Please, say something.

473
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Move!

474
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Charlie, i'm sorry i bugged you.

475
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Charlie, move.

476
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Lady...

477
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
joe...

478
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
joe?

479
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Joe, say something.

480
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Do something, move.

481
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Joe, insult me.

482
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I won't come here anymore.

483
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I won't make noise.

484
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I won't drive people away.

485
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Honest, joe, move.

486
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, you, mister,please, say something.

487
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm sorry i took the money.

488
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I don't care about the money.

489
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
All i want is to hear peoplesay something again

490
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and to see people moving again.

491
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, doesn't anybody know howto make this thing work again?

492
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Someone, help!

493
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Help me!

494
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Please, somebody move!

495
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Talk, say something! Help!

496
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Mr. Patrick thomas mcnultywho had a gift of time.

497
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He used it and he misused it

498
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and now he's just beenhanded the bill.

499
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Tonight's tale of motion andmcnulty- in the twilight zone.