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You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.

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Beyond it is another dimension-

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a dimension of sound...

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a dimension of sight...

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a dimension of mind.

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You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,

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of things and ideas.

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You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.

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You think about that now.

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You cannot run a business

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by standing still in a rut.

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A business has got move
A business has got progress.

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You got to keep pushing
and punching and prodding

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until it gets diversified.

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That's the word,
that's the key.

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Coffee time.

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A business must be diversified.

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I was just telling them, fred.

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You cannot run a business
by standing still in a rut.

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Just as variety
is the spice of life,

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diversification is the key
to success in business.

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Now, you think about that now.

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Well, i got
coffee with cream,

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cream and sugar,
sugar by itself,

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cream by itself
and plain black,

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so i'm already diversified.

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Now would you please
get out of the way, mcnulty?

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Mcnulty.

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Mcnulty here.

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Mr. Cooper would like
to see you.

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Hear that?
Did you hear that?

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Mr. Cooper would like
to see mcnulty.

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And do you know why mr. Cooper
would like to see mcnulty?

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Because i have
been feeding suggestions

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into that suggestion box
for 11 months now.

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Did i say suggestions?

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Wrong word.

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Suggestions,
any clod can make.

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But dynamic blueprints
for the future,

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only mcnulty can make them.
you think about that now

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He's waiting, mcnulty.

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11 months of suggestions

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about to pay off.

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Say, you wouldn't
be interested

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in having dinner,
would you?

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If i was starving to death

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and you were the
last man on earth

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and it meant my survival,
i might be,

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but i'm not, you're not,

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and it doesn't,
so drift, mcnulty.

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Submitted for your approval
or at least your analysis:

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One patrick thomas mcnulty,

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who at age 41
is the biggest bore on earth.

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He holds a ten-year record

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for the most meaningless words

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spewed out
during a coffee break.

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And it's very likely that,
as of this moment,

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he would have gone through life
in precisely this manner,

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a dull, argumentative bigmouth

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who sets back the art of
conversation a thousand years.

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I say he very likely would have,

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except for something
that will soon happen to him,

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something that will considerably
alter his existence... and ours.

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Now, you think about that now,

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because this is
the twilight zone.

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Mr. Mcnulty, do you know
what i've been doing?

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Yes, sir, mr. Cooper,

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you've been going through
the suggestion box.

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I knew you would.
I've been expecting it.

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It takes a special
kind of employer to realize

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that one of his men
has got it.

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Obviously mcnulty has got it.

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Truer words, mr. Mcnulty,
have probably

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never been spoken
here or elsewhere.

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Thank you, sir.

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Yes, i've just gone
through the residue

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of the suggestion box

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covering the past
three-month period.

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And here is one of your
suggestions

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dated march 13th.

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"Make hot dogs flat
so that they can

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fit easily into
a hamburger bun."

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How about that?

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You think about that now.

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"Make tin cans square

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"so they can be stacked together

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more easily in garbage cans."

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Isn't that a gas?

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"Put small pontoons
in soldiers' field packs

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"so that when
they cross rivers

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they can get across
by themselves."

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That one is worth a million bucks.

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The soldiers go into the water...

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mr. Mcnulty, cooper
corporation makes

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ladies foundation garments.

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It doesn't have anything to do
with hamburgers, hot dogs,

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tin cans or
national defense.

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And not one of
your 340 suggestions-

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i repeat, not one of them-
has anything remotely to do

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with this company's product.

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Exactly why i want
to talk to you, mr. Cooper.

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The key to a successful, modern
business is diversification.

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You think about that now.

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I have thought about it-
you're fired!

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Baseball?
Baseball is nothing.

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Soccer is the fastest
sport in the world.

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In baseball,
they change sides,

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back and forth,
inning after inning.

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The whole first period in
soccer, they run, run, run.

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England, france, spain,
south america.

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Soccer is the fastest sport
in the world.

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You think about that now.

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Hey, joe,
you know those swinging doors

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they got in western saloons-
why don't you put them in here

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and then you can call this
palucci's western saloon.

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How about that?

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Yeah, how about that?

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I'll have it done first thing
in the morning.

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Great! When i come in
i can think, "i did this."

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How about that now?

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Please,
the ball game.

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Home-run hitters
mean nothing.

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Come on, fella.

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We're trying to watch.

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As to the average
long-ball hitter

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compared to a
consistent clutch hitter

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with a good average,

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i'll take the latter
every time.

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Well, that's very nice of you.

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Well, it's a fact.
It's an absolute fact.

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Oh, boy, here we go again.

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At no time has
a home-run hitter

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led the league in batting.

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Yeah?

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Ted williams won
the batting championship

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and led the league in home runs
in 1941, '42 and '47.

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Exception to the rule.
Think about that.

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The exception to the rule.

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You know something.

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There's a ten-inch
television set

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in my sister's apartment,
kind that dates back to 1948.

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She's got five kids.

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The apartment's
a six-floor walkup,

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and it's boiling hot.

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But i'll tell you-

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there's one thing that
apartment don't have

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that makes it all worthwhile.

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It don't have mcnulty.

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-Charlie, charlie, wait.
-Forget it, joe.

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Shut it off.
Blabbermouth-i can't take it.

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Ah, you think about.
Hear what i said?

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The exception to the rule.

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The exception to the rule.

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Let me ask you
something, mcnulty.

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How come you're
in here so early tonight?

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You've been there for
three and a half hours.

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It so happens i quit my job.

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I went into cooper's office
and i read him off.

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Don't tell me.Don't tell me.

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You got canned.

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Well, in a manner
of speaking.

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You might say... yeah.

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We mutually agreed

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i wouldn't work
there anymore.

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Joe, tell me something.

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Wouldn't you think
that after one year

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of putting ideas
in that suggestion box,

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after one whole year,
that i'd get noticed?

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Let me tell you something.

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Getting noticed
and getting liked

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are two different things.

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What do you know?

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Nothing, mcnulty.

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Not a thing.

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Good night, joe.

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Wait a minute.

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All i know is

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that every night of
every week of every month,

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except election day,
you come in here

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drive everybody
out of their skull

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walking on your lower lip.

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Now, you think about that.

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Will you think about that?

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What do you say?

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I say...

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"54, 40 or fight."

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I also say "damn the torpedoes,
full speed ahead!"

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And on occasion, i will say,

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"it takes a heap of living
to make a house a home."

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Want another beer?

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Thank you very much.

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I would appreciate another.

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Two more beers, bartender.

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Two beers, big deal.

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What's your name?

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Potts.

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That's not a bad name.

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I was born with it.

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Seems to me there
was a third baseman

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who used to play for
the phillies named potts.

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Lou potts? Phil potts?

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It couldn't be botts?

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No, it's potts.

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Two beers.

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You paying for this, mcnulty?

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Because this guy just
gave me his last dime.

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This guy is my
friend, mr. Botts.

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Potts!

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And i'd appreciate

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a little respect from you.

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I bet you would.

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You getting respect from me

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is about as easy as
flagging down a cab

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on 46th and broadway
at 8:00 on new year's eve...

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in the rain.

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Never mind-
drink up, pal.

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What do you want to talk about?

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Want to talk about baseball?

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It's the great american sport,

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and i am very happy abner
doubleday saw fit to invent it.

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Cheers!

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To health, friend.

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Down the hatch.

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And now to thank you
for your generosity,

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i have something for you.

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It's a gift.

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A small remembrance
of our friendship.

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What is it?

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It's a stopwatch-
a old family heirloom.

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What do you do with it?

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I mean, it doesn't keep time.

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It's just a stopwatch.

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That is a fact.

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But it is yours.

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You may have it.

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What'll i do with it? Stopwatch.

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Well, someday you might
own a racehorse

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or you might want
to run the mile

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or launch an astronaut.

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Well, good-bye, old pal.

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Oh...

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e pluribus unum.

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Toodle-oo,beertender.

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Beertender...

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nice clientele.

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Your friend.

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I wouldn't listen to my mother.

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She wanted me to be a doctor.

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No, i had to be a wiseguy.

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Had to run a beer
joint like this.

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Well, you live and you learn.

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Done for the night, mcnulty?

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Everybody's gone, you happy?

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You bored ten people to death.

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You emptied my place

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like it had
a smallpox sign out there.

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Do me a favor, will you? -

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whenever you get the thirst,
go to some other bar.

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I don't feel much
like going home.

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I've seen the movie
on the late show.

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I've even seen the movie
onthe late, late show.

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Sometimes i even wish
i was married.

263
00:09:23,865 --> 00:09:25,699
Do you ever get that feeling?

264
00:09:27,451 --> 00:09:28,952
Joe?

265
00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,255
Joe.

266
00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:33,040
Hey, why you standing that way?

267
00:09:33,075 --> 00:09:34,591
Hey, joe, say something.

268
00:09:34,626 --> 00:09:36,460
You look like you were frozen.

269
00:09:36,495 --> 00:09:38,345
I was telling you i was bored

270
00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:40,347
and this crazy gleep
gave me this watch

271
00:09:40,382 --> 00:09:41,965
sat here and i pushed it.

272
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,216
That's another thing-

273
00:09:43,251 --> 00:09:44,468
you make me nervous.

274
00:09:44,503 --> 00:09:48,221
First, you bore people to death
and then you make me nervous.

275
00:09:48,256 --> 00:09:50,107
I make you nervous?

276
00:09:50,142 --> 00:09:51,224
You know something?

277
00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:53,727
You're the one guy
that makes me wish

278
00:09:53,762 --> 00:09:56,229
they never repealed prohibition.

279
00:10:06,989 --> 00:10:11,078
Something tells me
this is a very unusual watch.

280
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,748
And another thing,
mcnulty.

281
00:10:14,783 --> 00:10:15,799
Mcnulty?

282
00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:17,250
I'm over here.

283
00:10:54,671 --> 00:10:56,540
That can't be.

284
00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:01,545
I had too much to drink.

285
00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:04,047
I need some sleep.

286
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,184
It can't be.

287
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,630
It works.

288
00:12:26,665 --> 00:12:32,886
I push the button, i stop
the watch, and i stop the world.

289
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,939
Good morning, wage slaves.

290
00:13:25,974 --> 00:13:27,824
Make way for a free man.

291
00:13:27,859 --> 00:13:29,693
Good morning, doll.

292
00:13:29,728 --> 00:13:32,829
Oh, what's the suggestion
this time, mcnulty?

293
00:13:32,864 --> 00:13:35,582
If you don't have one,
i've got one for you.

294
00:13:35,617 --> 00:13:39,953
Why don't you jump off a bridge?

295
00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:41,588
Honey doll,
i have a product

296
00:13:41,623 --> 00:13:44,708
that is going to put a dent
in your eyeballs.

297
00:13:44,743 --> 00:13:46,593
What would you say
to a stopwatch

298
00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:47,844
that, when somebody
pushes it,

299
00:13:47,879 --> 00:13:49,713
everything stops
in midair, hmm?

300
00:13:49,748 --> 00:13:52,215
Why don't you run away
and get lost, mcnulty,

301
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,466
or get to the point.

302
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:54,718
I already have.

303
00:13:54,753 --> 00:13:56,469
Last night,
i'm in joe palucci's bar,

304
00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:58,355
we're sitting around
talking about this and that,

305
00:13:58,390 --> 00:14:00,223
when this funny gleep
gives me this stopwatch.

306
00:14:00,258 --> 00:14:02,108
Without thinking,
i push this button-

307
00:14:02,143 --> 00:14:03,360
this one right here-

308
00:14:03,395 --> 00:14:05,862
and everything stops dead.
Everything.

309
00:14:05,897 --> 00:14:07,113
Think about that now.

310
00:14:07,148 --> 00:14:08,365
Palucci drops a glass,

311
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,233
the glass hits the floor,
but the glass stops.

312
00:14:10,268 --> 00:14:11,518
Everything stops.

313
00:14:11,553 --> 00:14:13,987
Palucci stops,
trains, subways, goldfish.

314
00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:15,872
Everything stops.
Think about that now, hm?

315
00:14:15,907 --> 00:14:17,123
Goldfish, too, huh?

316
00:14:17,158 --> 00:14:19,626
That's the most
amazing thing i ever heard.

317
00:14:19,661 --> 00:14:21,494
Now, get out of here, will you?

318
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:23,129
Mm-mm. I came to see cooper.

319
00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:24,381
It is time to diversify.

320
00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:26,249
Oh, now, just a minute.

321
00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:27,434
Mr. Cooper's in conference.

322
00:14:27,469 --> 00:14:29,386
You're right-
he's in conference with mcnulty.

323
00:14:29,421 --> 00:14:31,000
Mr. Cooper, i'm sorry, sir.

324
00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:32,000
I fired you, mcnulty.

325
00:14:32,023 --> 00:14:33,139
What are you doing here?

326
00:14:33,174 --> 00:14:34,391
He barged right in.

327
00:14:34,426 --> 00:14:35,642
I couldn't do
anything about it.

328
00:14:35,677 --> 00:14:38,144
Well, He barged right in
he can barge right out.

329
00:14:38,179 --> 00:14:39,512
Listen, coop...
coop?!

330
00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:42,015
You can't afford to fire me
this time because this time

331
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:43,900
i've got more than suggestions,
i've got the goods.

332
00:14:43,935 --> 00:14:45,151
You think about this now.

333
00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:47,654
You figure out
how this stopwatch works,

334
00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:49,522
and you've got a million bucks.

335
00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:52,025
Mcnulty, let me remind you-

336
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:55,161
we make ladies foundation
garments, nothing else.

337
00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:56,830
Now, do you hear me?

338
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:58,281
Nothing else.

339
00:14:58,316 --> 00:15:02,035
So i will give you 15 seconds
to leave this room.

340
00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,920
Now, get out.

341
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:10,177
Hey, fred, cup of coffee
for the lady, i'm buying.

342
00:15:10,212 --> 00:15:12,545
Never mind. 
I'll buy my own coffee.

343
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:13,930
If you're not out
of this office

344
00:15:13,965 --> 00:15:16,433
in one minute, i'll
call the police.

345
00:15:16,468 --> 00:15:17,684
Is that so, honey baby?

346
00:15:17,719 --> 00:15:19,252
It'll take more than the police.

347
00:15:19,287 --> 00:15:21,438
You'll need the army
and the navy.

348
00:15:21,473 --> 00:15:22,689
How about that crumb?

349
00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:24,557
He didn't even
let me show him.

350
00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:25,809
So what
am i waiting for?

351
00:15:25,844 --> 00:15:27,060
I'll just show him.

352
00:15:27,095 --> 00:15:28,311
Operator, get me...

353
00:16:02,979 --> 00:16:05,482
kitchie-kitchie-coo.

354
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,984
Kitchie-kitchie-cooper.

355
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,750
It's good for a laugh
but there must be

356
00:16:23,785 --> 00:16:26,252
something else i can
do with this thing.

357
00:16:26,287 --> 00:16:27,504
I'll think about it.

358
00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:42,886
...the police.

359
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,390
Uh... never mind, operator.

360
00:16:47,425 --> 00:16:49,275
He's gone.

361
00:16:54,531 --> 00:16:58,034
So you tell our
advertising agents...

362
00:17:05,664 --> 00:17:06,501
hey, joe.
Palucci, all you guys.

363
00:17:06,585 --> 00:17:08,001
Have i got something
to show you.

364
00:17:08,036 --> 00:17:09,669
Well, that takes
care of the game.

365
00:17:09,704 --> 00:17:12,172
This thing is so great
you're not going to believe it.

366
00:17:12,207 --> 00:17:13,423
Mcnulty, make it quick, huh?

367
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,000
Oh, now, listen,
you just pay attention.

368
00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:16,160
Pay attention.

369
00:17:16,194 --> 00:17:17,810
With this little gizmo,

370
00:17:17,846 --> 00:17:20,512
i can stop trains, tanks,
subways, anything.

371
00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:22,182
What about your mouth?

372
00:17:22,217 --> 00:17:24,032
Funny. Funny.

373
00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:26,318
Listen, last night,
i was at the polo grounds.

374
00:17:26,353 --> 00:17:27,569
And right in the middle

375
00:17:27,605 --> 00:17:29,000
of ron hunt's slide
into second base,

376
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,141
i stopped the game.

377
00:17:30,476 --> 00:17:32,000
Yeah,
i stopped the game.

378
00:17:32,061 --> 00:17:34,194
I left my seat,
i ran down on the field,

379
00:17:34,194 --> 00:17:37,000
i grabbed second base,
and i moved it ten feet.

380
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Come on.

381
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,002
Then i went back up
into the stands,

382
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,362
sat down
and started the game again.

383
00:17:40,368 --> 00:17:43,453
And hunt, instead of being out
by ten feet, was safe,

384
00:17:43,488 --> 00:17:45,138
and the mets went on
to win the game

385
00:17:45,173 --> 00:17:46,590
because snider doubled him home.

386
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,200
And that's not the only thing
i can stop with this watch.

387
00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:50,500
I can stop anything- watch.

388
00:18:23,461 --> 00:18:24,744
Well?

389
00:18:24,779 --> 00:18:26,030
Well, how about that now?

390
00:18:26,065 --> 00:18:27,081
How about what?

391
00:18:27,516 --> 00:18:29,098
Are you kidding?
Didn't you see what i did?

392
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,035
Oh, come on, mcnulty,
out of the way.

393
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:33,003
I want to get home,
get some peace and quiet.

394
00:18:33,038 --> 00:18:36,000
Wait a minute.
Fellas, fellas,wait a minute.

395
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,008
I'll put the game on again.

396
00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:39,011
Oh, no...

397
00:18:43,013 --> 00:18:46,000
well, you done it
again, mcnulty.

398
00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:47,301
You emptied my place.

399
00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:50,021
You drive more guys
out of saloons than carry nation.

400
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,906
I get it. I get it.

401
00:18:52,941 --> 00:18:56,026
Of course you guys didn't see-
you were frozen.

402
00:18:56,061 --> 00:18:58,160
I'm the only one who knows.
I'm the only one.

403
00:18:59,446 --> 00:19:01,000
Huh. How about that.

404
00:19:01,049 --> 00:19:04,000
The greatest conversation piece
in the world- the greatest-

405
00:19:04,069 --> 00:19:05,085
and what does it do?

406
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,037
It stops conversation.

407
00:19:06,072 --> 00:19:09,038
I'm closing up in a few minutes,

408
00:19:09,073 --> 00:19:12,075
so it shouldn't be a total loss,
you better order up.

409
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:12,926
Beer.

410
00:19:12,961 --> 00:19:14,044
Beer!

411
00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:16,180
Don't you ever order
anything expensive?

412
00:19:17,015 --> 00:19:18,049
Beer.

413
00:19:18,084 --> 00:19:20,000
And drink it fast,
will you?

414
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,500
'Cause the combination
of you, the hot weather,

415
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,000
and my business recession

416
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
is more than i can
take in one day.

417
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,000
Give it time.
Give it time.

418
00:19:32,812 --> 00:19:35,000
Give me a heart attack
sometime, will you, mcnulty?

419
00:19:35,084 --> 00:19:36,417
Leave a tip.

420
00:19:48,211 --> 00:19:49,462
Hey, palucci, come here.

421
00:19:53,716 --> 00:19:54,967
Look at me.

422
00:19:55,002 --> 00:19:56,469
What are you, some
kind of a sadist?

423
00:19:56,504 --> 00:19:57,338
You know what
you're looking at?

424
00:19:57,373 --> 00:19:59,100
A jerk, a nut.

425
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:01,074
You want to stop there
or try for moron?

426
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,976
Why do i want this thing? Why?

427
00:20:03,011 --> 00:20:06,100
Because i want a little notice,
that's why.I'm not ashamed to admit that.

428
00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:08,000
And i'll tell you
something else.

429
00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:11,000
When john d. Rockefeller
steps out of a car,

430
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,206
why do people want
to shake his hand?

431
00:20:12,221 --> 00:20:13,137
I'll bite.

432
00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:15,000
Because he's loaded.

433
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,057
Because he's got cash, loot,
lettuce, the old mazoo.

434
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,000
That's why people want to shake
john d. Rockefeller's hand.

435
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,500
J.b. Morgan walks into a restaurant...
j.p.

436
00:20:23,531 --> 00:20:25,048
J.p. Morgan walks
into a restaurant,

437
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,916
the head waiter breaks his back
to get a table ready.

438
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:29,153
You know why?
I'll tell you why.

439
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,904
I figured you would.

440
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,000
Because he's loaded, that's why.

441
00:20:33,158 --> 00:20:34,608
You think about that.

442
00:20:34,643 --> 00:20:36,060
And then you think about this.

443
00:20:36,295 --> 00:20:40,881
As of tomorrow evening,
mcnulty is going to be loaded.

444
00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:44,133
Palucci, take
a good look at the old mcnulty.

445
00:20:44,419 --> 00:20:46,000
The next time
you see me,

446
00:20:46,004 --> 00:20:47,520
it'll be the new mcnulty.

447
00:20:47,555 --> 00:20:50,623
Why don't you go the whole route
and move to honolulu?

448
00:20:50,623 --> 00:20:53,000
Tomorrow i'll be able
to buy honolulu!

449
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,900
May i?

450
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,118
Thank you.

451
00:22:22,514 --> 00:22:23,517
Oh, no.

452
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:26,085
Come on, everyone.

453
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,000
Move! Move!

454
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,000
Come on, everybody.

455
00:22:30,159 --> 00:22:31,575
Up, up, move!

456
00:22:31,610 --> 00:22:32,626
Do something.

457
00:22:33,661 --> 00:22:35,000
Come on, everybody,
say something.

458
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
Walk, hey!

459
00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:38,583
Come on, everybody, move.

460
00:22:57,266 --> 00:22:59,003
Hey, fellas,
look, i didn't mean it.

461
00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:01,200
I'll have it fixed.

462
00:23:01,389 --> 00:23:02,274
Oh, please, come on, wake up.

463
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Mr. Cooper...

464
00:23:05,459 --> 00:23:06,410
mr. Cooper?

465
00:23:09,062 --> 00:23:10,181
Excuse me.

466
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,782
I'm sorry.

467
00:23:13,817 --> 00:23:15,536
I'm sorry,
i didn't mean it.

468
00:23:16,787 --> 00:23:18,738
Please, understand.

469
00:23:18,873 --> 00:23:20,000
It's not my fault.

470
00:23:20,059 --> 00:23:22,426
I didn't do any... oh, no!

471
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Please, say something.

472
00:23:25,264 --> 00:23:26,180
Move!

473
00:23:26,315 --> 00:23:29,000
Charlie, i'm sorry i bugged you.

474
00:23:29,017 --> 00:23:30,134
Charlie, move.

475
00:23:30,269 --> 00:23:31,100
Lady...

476
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,302
joe...

477
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,053
joe?

478
00:23:34,088 --> 00:23:35,305
Joe, say something.

479
00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:37,000
Do something, move.

480
00:23:37,591 --> 00:23:39,007
Joe, insult me.

481
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,000
I won't come here anymore.

482
00:23:40,027 --> 00:23:41,244
I won't make noise.

483
00:23:41,279 --> 00:23:42,312
I won't drive people away.

484
00:23:42,316 --> 00:23:44,100
Honest, joe, move.

485
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,566
Oh, you, mister,
please, say something.

486
00:23:46,601 --> 00:23:48,000
I'm sorry i took the money.

487
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,068
I don't care about the money.

488
00:23:49,103 --> 00:23:51,205
All i want is to hear people
say something again

489
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,707
and to see people moving again.

490
00:23:53,742 --> 00:23:56,210
Oh, doesn't anybody know how
to make this thing work again?

491
00:23:56,245 --> 00:23:58,078
Someone, help!

492
00:23:58,113 --> 00:23:59,330
Help me!

493
00:23:59,365 --> 00:24:01,215
Please, somebody move!

494
00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:05,069
Talk, say something! Help!

495
00:24:05,104 --> 00:24:10,000
Mr. Patrick thomas mcnulty
who had a gift of time.

496
00:24:10,104 --> 00:24:12,091
He used it and he misused it

497
00:24:12,126 --> 00:24:14,594
and now he's just been
handed the bill.

498
00:24:14,629 --> 00:24:18,599
Tonight's tale of motion and
mcnulty- in the twilight zone.