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[COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS]

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[Previously unaired footage]

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You found love right away!


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-Yeah...
-When did you move in?

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Two weeks ago. 


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And I found love a week after I moved in.

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What does Risako call you again?

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Masa... Masao-san.

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Wow, that’s nice.

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That's nice.

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It sounds like we're husband and wife, right?

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-Like when one of us cooks…
-"Masao-saan."

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It’s crazy. I get nervous
when I'm with Risako.

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You don’t get nervous
around the other two girls?

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Not at all.

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-So you’re really into Risako.
-That's right.

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One of the girls calls me "old man."

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Who?

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Maya.

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I was actually called “old man.”

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That sounds rough.

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She'll also say, “Old man, gross!”

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She’s twenty years old, right?

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Yes, yes.

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-So she’s 11 years younger than you.
-It’s actually 12 years.


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Yeah, 12 years.

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She’s a whole Zodiac cycle younger
than you, so I’m not surprised.

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But she's actually easy to talk to.

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I can be like, "Oh come on, stop it."


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And then there's Yui.

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She's probably the one I can speak
the most freely with.

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What are your chances of romance right now?

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Ten... eight...

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Eighteen?

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-No, eight percent.
-Eight?

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Eight percent?


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I was thinking ten, but that’s too optimistic.

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Up until now, it's only 8 out of 100?

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Yeah... we haven't made any progress yet.


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Is there anyone else who likes her...

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-No, there isn’t. Probably.
-No one has their eyes on her?

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So, you don’t have a rival.

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Hey, remember when I told you at the bar
that a girl from DADARAY had some concerns?

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-Ah... yes, yes.
-What is it?

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I didn't tell you about that yet...


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When Kacho is eating...

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his chewing sounds are...

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Yeah, it annoys you, right?

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I've been personally studying them
when we're eating.

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Your mouth moves like this
when you play the bass, right?

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It’s like a lighter version of that.

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At first, your mouth is closed when you chew,
but then it gradually opens.

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It's like you're wine tasting.


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Ah, his mouth is his characteristic
when he's playing.

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-His mouth looks like that of an octopus.
-Yeah, it really does.


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When you're tasting something for so long...

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-Maybe...
-With air in his mouth?

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You open your mouth unconsciously.

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No one is really bothered when you chew
with your mouth closed, including me.

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But I don't like those noises
when your mouth opens.


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-No one’s ever told me that before...
-Really?

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So, I asked others around me...

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...and they said that they really don’t mind.

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So Risako doesn’t mind either?

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I asked her the other day as well.

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-Oh, did you?
-Yeah.

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I said, “I was pointed out for
my chewing sounds,” but...

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“If it annoys you...”

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“It's not really...”

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Um, how should I put this...

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“If you have something to say,
just tell me.”

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Then she was like, “It’s nothing really.”

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My snoring was a problem
when I first moved it. 


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-Oh really?
-Yeah.

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How did that turn out?

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I wear a mouthpiece when I sleep.

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My snoring has improved so
I think it’s fine now.

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Wow!

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What exactly happens when
you wear a mouthpiece?

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If you wear it...

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It prevents the root of the tongue
from sinking in.

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So the tongue doesn’t rub
against the back of the throat.

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-So it won't clog...
-I see.

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Maybe you should listen to their advice instead
of my advice of confessing to her over and over...

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Exactly!

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They understand a girl's feelings.

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Have you held hands with her?

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No, I haven’t.

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Holding hands with her might
just drive me crazy.

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-It would for you?
-My face might turn red.

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And I might not be able to stop laughing.

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That’s... a little...

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That’s gross, right?

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Yeah, I think that's a little gross.

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But I think she could find the gap
between your different sides attractive.

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You should let her see you perform at a gig.

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Maybe she’ll be like,
“Wow, such a facial expression!”

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His octopus mouth as well.

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-But not just that.
-It looks gross though.


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Not at all!

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-I do think it looks cool...
-I think so too.

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At the time of DADARAY’s one-man show, 
it’ll be by the end of Terrace House so...

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So, I should get her attention on the show.

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You leave a good impression
on her at the show and then...

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Then you should just go for it

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So make sure she doesn’t
reject you before the show.

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That would be bad.
She wouldn’t even show up.

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You should pace yourself.


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I might get rejected once.

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You might have to get rejected
if it’s the same as always.

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I’m always like that.

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Even if I do get rejected...

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...they’ll be like, “Ugh,
there he goes again."

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Kacho, move at your own pace.

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Yeah...

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Why don’t you make a move through
LINE so that she’ll come to our show?

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Sounds good. I’ll be careful
to not make her hate me.

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She might say something like, 
“I don’t ever want to see him again.”

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That would be painful.

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I hope something like that doesn’t happen.


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-Yeah.
-Yes.

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[Translated and Timed by koma]
[Reviewed by MrsChap and Mel]