[COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS]
[Previously unaired footage]
You found love right away!
-Yeah... -When did you move in?
Two weeks ago.
And I found love a week after I moved in.
What does Risako call you again?
Masa... Masao-san.
Wow, that’s nice.
That's nice.
It sounds like we're husband and wife, right?
-Like when one of us cooks… -"Masao-saan."
It’s crazy. I get nervous when I'm with Risako.
You don’t get nervous around the other two girls?
Not at all.
-So you’re really into Risako. -That's right.
One of the girls calls me "old man."
Who?
Maya.
I was actually called “old man.”
That sounds rough.
She'll also say, “Old man, gross!”
She’s twenty years old, right?
Yes, yes.
-So she’s 11 years younger than you. -It’s actually 12 years.
Yeah, 12 years.
She’s a whole Zodiac cycle younger than you, so I’m not surprised.
But she's actually easy to talk to.
I can be like, "Oh come on, stop it."
And then there's Yui.
She's probably the one I can speak the most freely with.
What are your chances of romance right now?
Ten... eight...
Eighteen?
-No, eight percent. -Eight?
Eight percent?
I was thinking ten, but that’s too optimistic.
Up until now, it's only 8 out of 100?
Yeah... we haven't made any progress yet.
Is there anyone else who likes her...
-No, there isn’t. Probably. -No one has their eyes on her?
So, you don’t have a rival.
Hey, remember when I told you at the bar that a girl from DADARAY had some concerns?
-Ah... yes, yes. -What is it?
I didn't tell you about that yet...
When Kacho is eating...
his chewing sounds are...
Yeah, it annoys you, right?
I've been personally studying them when we're eating.
Your mouth moves like this when you play the bass, right?
It’s like a lighter version of that.
At first, your mouth is closed when you chew, but then it gradually opens.
It's like you're wine tasting.
Ah, his mouth is his characteristic when he's playing.
-His mouth looks like that of an octopus. -Yeah, it really does.
When you're tasting something for so long...
-Maybe... -With air in his mouth?
You open your mouth unconsciously.
No one is really bothered when you chew with your mouth closed, including me.
But I don't like those noises when your mouth opens.
-No one’s ever told me that before... -Really?
So, I asked others around me...
...and they said that they really don’t mind.
So Risako doesn’t mind either?
I asked her the other day as well.
-Oh, did you? -Yeah.
I said, “I was pointed out for my chewing sounds,” but...
“If it annoys you...”
“It's not really...”
Um, how should I put this...
“If you have something to say, just tell me.”
Then she was like, “It’s nothing really.”
My snoring was a problem when I first moved it.
-Oh really? -Yeah.
How did that turn out?
I wear a mouthpiece when I sleep.
My snoring has improved so I think it’s fine now.
Wow!
What exactly happens when you wear a mouthpiece?
If you wear it...
It prevents the root of the tongue from sinking in.
So the tongue doesn’t rub against the back of the throat.
-So it won't clog... -I see.
Maybe you should listen to their advice instead of my advice of confessing to her over and over...
Exactly!
They understand a girl's feelings.
Have you held hands with her?
No, I haven’t.
Holding hands with her might just drive me crazy.
-It would for you? -My face might turn red.
And I might not be able to stop laughing.
That’s... a little...
That’s gross, right?
Yeah, I think that's a little gross.
But I think she could find the gap between your different sides attractive.
You should let her see you perform at a gig.
Maybe she’ll be like, “Wow, such a facial expression!”
His octopus mouth as well.
-But not just that. -It looks gross though.
Not at all!
-I do think it looks cool... -I think so too.
At the time of DADARAY’s one-man show, it’ll be by the end of Terrace House so...
So, I should get her attention on the show.
You leave a good impression on her at the show and then...
Then you should just go for it
So make sure she doesn’t reject you before the show.
That would be bad. She wouldn’t even show up.
You should pace yourself.
I might get rejected once.
You might have to get rejected if it’s the same as always.
I’m always like that.
Even if I do get rejected...
...they’ll be like, “Ugh, there he goes again."
Kacho, move at your own pace.
Yeah...
Why don’t you make a move through LINE so that she’ll come to our show?
Sounds good. I’ll be careful to not make her hate me.
She might say something like, “I don’t ever want to see him again.”
That would be painful.
I hope something like that doesn’t happen.
-Yeah. -Yes.
[Translated and Timed by koma] [Reviewed by MrsChap and Mel]