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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.67,0:00:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Previously unaired footage]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.88,0:00:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You found love right away!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.98,0:00:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah...\N-When did you move in?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.27,0:00:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two weeks ago. \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.29,0:00:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I found love a week after I moved in.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.15,0:00:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does Risako call you again?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.21,0:00:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Masa... Masao-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.96,0:00:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, that’s nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.42,0:00:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.16,0:00:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It sounds like we're husband and wife, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.92,0:00:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Like when one of us cooks…\N-"Masao-saan."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.35,0:00:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s crazy. I get nervous\Nwhen I'm with Risako.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.31,0:00:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t get nervous\Naround the other two girls?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.46,0:00:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.27,0:00:33.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So you’re really into Risako.\N-That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.42,0:00:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of the girls calls me "old man."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.54,0:00:38.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.36,0:00:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maya.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.62,0:00:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was actually called “old man.”
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.69,0:00:42.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sounds rough.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.10,0:00:44.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She'll also say, “Old man, gross!”
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.93,0:00:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She’s twenty years old, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.08,0:00:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.92,0:00:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So she’s 11 years younger than you.\N-It’s actually 12 years.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.64,0:00:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, 12 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.64,0:00:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She’s a whole Zodiac cycle younger\Nthan you, so I’m not surprised.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.40,0:00:55.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But she's actually easy to talk to.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.31,0:00:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can be like, "Oh come on, stop it."\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.61,0:01:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then there's Yui.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.62,0:01:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's probably the one I can speak\Nthe most freely with.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.82,0:01:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are your chances of romance right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.74,0:01:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ten... eight...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.79,0:01:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eighteen?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.68,0:01:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, eight percent.\N-Eight?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.85,0:01:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eight percent?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.52,0:01:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was thinking ten, but that’s too optimistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.18,0:01:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Up until now, it's only 8 out of 100?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.71,0:01:20.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah... we haven't made any progress yet.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.12,0:01:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there anyone else who likes her...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.05,0:01:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, there isn’t. Probably.\N-No one has their eyes on her?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.40,0:01:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you don’t have a rival.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.03,0:01:35.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, remember when I told you at the bar\Nthat a girl from DADARAY had some concerns?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.34,0:01:37.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ah... yes, yes.\N-What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.54,0:01:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't tell you about that yet...\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.40,0:01:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Kacho is eating...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.43,0:01:44.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his chewing sounds are...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.11,0:01:46.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it annoys you, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.33,0:01:50.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been personally studying them\Nwhen we're eating.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.58,0:01:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your mouth moves like this\Nwhen you play the bass, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.26,0:01:57.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s like a lighter version of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.88,0:02:01.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At first, your mouth is closed when you chew,\Nbut then it gradually opens.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.30,0:02:03.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like you're wine tasting.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.02,0:02:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, his mouth is his characteristic\Nwhen he's playing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.48,0:02:08.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-His mouth looks like that of an octopus.\N-Yeah, it really does.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.55,0:02:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you're tasting something for so long...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.05,0:02:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Maybe...\N-With air in his mouth?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.91,0:02:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You open your mouth unconsciously.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.49,0:02:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one is really bothered when you chew\Nwith your mouth closed, including me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.25,0:02:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't like those noises\Nwhen your mouth opens.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.75,0:02:26.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No one’s ever told me that before...\N-Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.23,0:02:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I asked others around me...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.96,0:02:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and they said that they really don’t mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.53,0:02:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Risako doesn’t mind either?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.37,0:02:35.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked her the other day as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.79,0:02:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, did you?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.92,0:02:39.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, “I was pointed out for\Nmy chewing sounds,” but...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.14,0:02:41.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“If it annoys you...”
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.37,0:02:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“It's not really...”
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.09,0:02:44.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, how should I put this...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.65,0:02:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“If you have something to say,\Njust tell me.”
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.16,0:02:50.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then she was like, “It’s nothing really.”
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.72,0:02:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My snoring was a problem\Nwhen I first moved it. \N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.17,0:02:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh really?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.61,0:02:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did that turn out?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.61,0:02:59.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wear a mouthpiece when I sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.26,0:03:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My snoring has improved so\NI think it’s fine now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.38,0:03:03.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.39,0:03:05.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What exactly happens when\Nyou wear a mouthpiece?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.14,0:03:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wear it...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.28,0:03:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It prevents the root of the tongue\Nfrom sinking in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.64,0:03:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the tongue doesn’t rub\Nagainst the back of the throat.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.55,0:03:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So it won't clog...\N-I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.96,0:03:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you should listen to their advice instead\Nof my advice of confessing to her over and over...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.13,0:03:23.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.15,0:03:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They understand a girl's feelings.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.06,0:03:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you held hands with her?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.34,0:03:27.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I haven’t.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.97,0:03:29.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holding hands with her might\Njust drive me crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.24,0:03:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It would for you?\N-My face might turn red.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.20,0:03:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I might not be able to stop laughing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.32,0:03:38.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s... a little...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.26,0:03:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s gross, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.04,0:03:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I think that's a little gross.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.35,0:03:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I think she could find the gap\Nbetween your different sides attractive.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.72,0:03:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should let her see you perform at a gig.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.54,0:03:50.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe she’ll be like,\N“Wow, such a facial expression!”
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.03,0:03:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His octopus mouth as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.73,0:03:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But not just that.\N-It looks gross though.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.50,0:03:55.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.52,0:03:58.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I do think it looks cool...\N-I think so too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.58,0:04:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the time of DADARAY’s one-man show, \Nit’ll be by the end of Terrace House so...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.49,0:04:05.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I should get her attention on the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.35,0:04:08.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You leave a good impression\Non her at the show and then...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.84,0:04:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you should just go for it
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.72,0:04:13.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So make sure she doesn’t\Nreject you before the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.26,0:04:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would be bad.\NShe wouldn’t even show up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.05,0:04:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should pace yourself.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.71,0:04:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might get rejected once.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.71,0:04:21.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You might have to get rejected\Nif it’s the same as always.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.95,0:04:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m always like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.14,0:04:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if I do get rejected...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.55,0:04:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...they’ll be like, “Ugh,\Nthere he goes again."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.48,0:04:28.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kacho, move at your own pace.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.89,0:04:29.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.89,0:04:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don’t you make a move through\NLINE so that she’ll come to our show?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.01,0:04:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds good. I’ll be careful\Nto not make her hate me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.04,0:04:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She might say something like, \N“I don’t ever want to see him again.”
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.95,0:04:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would be painful.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.40,0:04:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope something like that doesn’t happen.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.52,0:04:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah.\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.87,0:04:50.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Translated and Timed by koma]\N[Reviewed by MrsChap and Mel]