[TRANSLATED] Jim Henson vs Stan Lee. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

Greetings, heros!

Stan Lee's here to battle

It's the mind behind The Hulk

against the geek beneath the Fraggles

I'm just your friendly

neighbourhood writer, man

with a secret identity of a Super MC

whose raps are as dark as my shades

leave you squealing like:

MEMEMEMEME

You're in trouble now, Jimmy

you dirty old hippie

Your beard needs a little bit of snikt

damn skippy

Heck,that face on your neck

ain't sexy

you're one part Sweetums,

the other one Skeksis

Step up to Lee

and get your butt kicked

Your Muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis

I broke Ferrigno

and the Comics Code

So keep your frog and pig show

moving right along down the road

I'm glad you got that out

That anger can clutter your mind

but you're a creative man, Stanley (yeah)

so, let's just leave it behind

'cause I can sense your tension

once the verbal fencing starts commencing

There is no defense against the dents

Jim Henson is dispensing

And I'm clenching all your strings

like you're a puppet in suspension

Call your superhero friends in

(Yeah, 'cause you're gonna need Avenging)

Let me mention,

I'm impressed by all the vision that it took

for you to sign your name

(On all of Jack Kirby's comic books)

Nice try, frogman

but Jack was a friend of mine

That was a low blow

he did his own Thing

and now you've made it clobbering time

Oh, you taught children

to count and spell

Then you taught your won kids

how to drop your wife harder

than you flopped on SNL

I'm telling you, Henson

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

I'm a marvel of a party pooper

I'll snap your turtleneck

like a Doozer stick

and put you out to pasture

like Mr. Hooper

I'm sorry Jim,

sometimes I can't control my rage

Honestly, there's a lot of things

that you can't control at my age

But the truth is I miss ya

you were gone too soon

You were like watching a beautiful sunset

...At noon

Ah Stan, don't be sad

we all have a time to go (yeah)

Most of the internet thought that

you died 12 years ago

But the Four will always be Fantastic

The Hulk will always be Incredible

The words you wrote

within the hearts of heroes are indelible

There is no beef between us

we're two minds of the same kind

And there is no man who could ever muck

with what we've left behind

M-I-C

I rock the mic properly

K-E-Y

Turning profits I've got the key

I'm the Juggernaut of

stacking knots unstoppably

The Disneyland-Lord of your

intellectual property

So get back to work,

that's my dime you're wasting

I didn't buy you for billions

so you could play around debating

Ah, you belong to Disney,

which means you stay busy

cranking out magic

and assembly line whimsy

Artists begging me to stop,

I won't let' em!

Labour conditions in my shop?

I don't sweat 'em!

I'm powerful enough to

make a mouse gigantic

With only 3 circles I dominate the planet

Clearly, there's nobody near me

I'm owning this battle

In fact, I own this whole series

So, hop on my steamboat, boys

but don't rock it

I'll put a smile on your face

and green in your pockets

You'll be safe and insured

when you're under my employ

Now look at it!

Gaze upon my empire of joy!