Mostrare Revisione 8 creata 05/16/2020 da Willie Yang.

1. Titolo:
   MOVIE REVIEWS FOR MOM with ALEX AND JACK
2. Descrizione:

   Happy Mother's Day! We make movie reviews for busy moms! ❤️

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   Applause
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   A: Hello, I'm Alex and this is Jack,
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   and welcome to another episode of
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   Movie Reviews for Mom.
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   Moms are very very busy,
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   and they don't have a lot of time
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   to watch movies cause they're
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    always doing stuff.
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    Taking care of us.
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    We take it upon ourselves to
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    give all the moms out there
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    a review of the movie
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    that is about 1 to 2 minutes,
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    so they can watch movies
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    and get things done at the same time.
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    Let's just jump right into it.
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    Okay.
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    Pirates of the Caribbean.
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    A: You like that movie, right?
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    J: Yeah!
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    A: Yeah. J: Totally!
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    A: We all know Captain Jack Sparrow.
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    J: Jack Sparrow?
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    A: What do you think of Jack Sparrow?
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    J: Uhh, like his hair is kinda funny.
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    A: Yeah his hair is pretty out there,
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    it's a pretty ridiculous hairdo
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    for a pretty ridiculous character.
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    J: But anyways I don't know
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    how he does that!
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    A: No, me neither! So strange.
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    Let's roll the movie review
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    for Pirates of the Caribbean.
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    Dramatic music
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    J: Jack Sparrow
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    J: fhwaaa
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    J: I need to go buy treasure.
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    J: Oh my goodness!
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    J: Where's my tresure?
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    J: Where's my treasure?
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    J: I can't find my treasure.
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    J: Smells like dough.
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    J: Ooooooh, wow.
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    J: hiyjah
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    J: Treasure!
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    J: Now,
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    J: I gotta find that criminal.
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    The one, that pirate, oh where is he?
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    A: Oh no! Jack Sparrow, you found my gold
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    J: I could not find it.
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    A: We shall battle for my gold.
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    [Pirates of the Carribbean theme song]
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    A: That's my gold!
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    [inaudible play fighting talk]
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    A: Gimme back my gold!
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    A: Help me!
    J: Die!
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    J: Argh, I'm Jack Sparrow!
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    A: Woaaah, that was a good one
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    J: Yeaaaaaah
    A: That was pretty good
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    A: So I guess Jack Sparrow is
    looking for his treasure,
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    there's bad guys,
    typical kinda pirate movie.
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    A: Do you think he got the treasure?
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    A: Yeah, yeah, Jack Sparrow
    always gets the treasure
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    A: Let's see what we have next
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    A: Mad Hatter
    J: [excited gasp]
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    J: I love Mad Hatter!
    A: Yeah
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    A: Yeah Mad Hatter is pretty great
    J: Yeaaah
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    A: What's the movie Mad Hatter is in?
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    J: Alice in Wonderland
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    A: Yes Alice in Wonderland
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    A: Without further ado,
    let's take a look at the clip.
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    J: I'm in the Mad Hatter
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    A: yeah yeah
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    J: And you harmed me
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    A: yeah, yeah
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    J: I'll get you a new hat
    A: I need a hat
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    J: These are all the hats
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    A: Oh wow that's a lot! That's a lot.
    I'm liking what I'm seeing already
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    J: I noticed that you like baseball hats
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    A: yeah yeah, this is nice
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    J: Let's try this blue one first
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    A: Oh wow, this is pretty nice!
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    J: That looks very good
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    A: I like it, [chuckle]
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    J: I think we're done here
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    A: Can I try on the other ones, or?
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    J: That will be $100
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    A: $100!!
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    J: Do you have that kinda money?
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    J: The Mad Hatter doesn't come cheap!!
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    A: Do you take a cheque?
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    J: Yep
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    A: Okay, cool
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    Funky Music

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    A: Wow, that was great.
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    A: So obviously the Mad Hatter has
    quite an extensive knowledge
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    of all the different hats out there
    J: Yeah
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     A: You played the Mad Hatter in this
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     movie review didn't you?
     J: Yah, it was super good
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     J: It takes hard work
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     A: Correct me if I'm wrong but you studied
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     for this role for about two years? To be
     the Mad Hatter?
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     J: Yeaah
     A: We actually have the test footage
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     from when you first put on the hat
     and started to become the character
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     J: Yeah
     A: Let's take a look at that
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     J: [slurp] Yummy!
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     A: How about you ask me, give me the cup
     and "do you want some"?
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     J: Umm yeah
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     A: Say "do you want some?"
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     J: Um yeah
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     A: No no, repeat what I'm saying,
     say "do you want some?"
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     J: Uhhhh, yeah
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     A: This is what you're gonna do Jack
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     I'm gonna give this to you,do
     the same thing I'm doing
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     J: Do you wa-
     A: want some, yeah you say that
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     J: Do you want some
     A: Yep
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     J: And then it's me
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     A: And then
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     A: But you gotta say
     do you want some first
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     J: I do
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     A: No. you say that to me
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     J: I do
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     A: Do you want some
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     J: Do you want some
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     A: Sure, thank you
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     A & J: Woaaah
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     J: The face paint, definitely Jesus
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     A: The face paint, right
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     J: Yeah
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     A: And was the hat heavy?
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     J: Uh really heavy, I dunno
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     A: Also a little known fact, the original
     actor Johnny Depp played
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     both the Jack Sparrow and Mad Hatter
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     J: And he built, and he actually did that
     Mad Hatter hat
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     A: Yeah
     J: He built that
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     A: Yeah, crazy
     J: He made that, I can't believe it
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     A: Okay let's see what we have next here
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     A: Sonic the Hedgehog
     J: That, that, that thing was like amazing
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     A: Well let's take a look
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     A: All right Sonic, this is Dr. Robotnik
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     He's the bad guy.
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     Intense music
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     A: Whoa! That was super fast.
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     J: I'm Sonic
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     A: It's ok, I have another one.
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     This is Super Sonic.
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     He is like you but super.
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     Anyways, I will just play with him.
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     WHOA!!
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     J: HEHEHEHE
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     A: Are you gonna give me my toys back.
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     J: If you can catch me.
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     A: You're so much faster than me, kudos.
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     Intense music
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     A: Wow! You really did run really fast.
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     And you took those toys.
     J: Yeah
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     A: You took all the toys
     J: Yeah
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     A: And did you have to practice?
     Did you run to get ready for that role?
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     Alright, let's see what we have next.
     Chucky and Jason.
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     J: Ohhhh that. I mean you.
     It's twist great.
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     A: Yeah, there's a little twist at the end
     We wouldn't spoiler it for you.
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     So let's take a look.
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     A: Avocados
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     Whaaaaa
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     Suspension Music
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     A: Weird
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     J: Hello
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     Ominous Music
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     A: Hello?
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     J: Hehe
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     A: Wha?
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     J: Hehehehe
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     J: I'm Chucky!
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     A: What?
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     J: (deep voice)My name is Chucky.
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     J: (whisper) I am Chucky
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     Horror music
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     A: Is somebody there?
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     Hello?
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     Screaming noises
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     J: I'm Chucky
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     J: WHOA!
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     A: I'm Jason
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     A: What movie do you wanna watch?
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     J: The new Chunky movie.
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     A: Ok, cool.
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     By the way, I thought that was cool
     how you turn into the doll.
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     And then, now, you're not the doll.
     I don't know how to do that.
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     A: Wow, that twist.
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     J: Wow, they were watching.....
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     A: Goes to tell you that most movies
     have a happy ending
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     J: Yeah
     A: no matter how creepy
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     the characters are.
     J: (whsiper) Yeah
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     A: Alright, let's see what's next.
     The Joker and Batman movie.
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     J: That movie is definitely cool!
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     A: Great movie.
     Wanna cut the Academy Awards.
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     Let's take a look.
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     J: Hello Batman.
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     A: That's not me.
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     J: I know you're Batman!
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     A: No, I'm not Batman.
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     J: Then what's this?
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     A: That is just my hat.
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     J: Fine.
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     A: Ok, bye.
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     A: That was a close one.
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     J: I knew it, you are Batman.
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     A: Ok fine, it's me, what do you want?
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     J: Since you're the Batman
     and I'm the Joker,
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     I was wondering if I can tell you a joke.
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     A: Ok.
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     J: Why does Batman always win that car?
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     A: I don't know.
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     J: Because he always gets the Joker.
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     A: I don't get it.
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     Pretty bad at jokes for being the Joker.
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     J: Wow, that was like so cool and so mean.
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     A: Yeah and you know
     for those moms at home
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     watching these movie reviews.
     They really do save you a lot of time.
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     I believe that clip was about 1-2 minutes.
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     The movie, The Dark Night, with the
     Joker and Batman is like 2-3 hours long.
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     J: And I got something,
     I learned a new laugh.
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     A: Let's hear it.
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     J: (evil laugh)
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     A: Good job. High five.
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     Alright, moving on.
     J: I know this one.
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     A: Which one?
     J: Zombie
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     J: (Zombie groans)
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     A: How did you know
     how to act as a zombie in this role.
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     J: I don't know
     how I did that pretty deep voice.
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     A: Scary, very scary.
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     J: Wow, I was like at the window and
     I just keep doing.
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     A: Yeah, when the zombie got to the window
     that's just powerful writing.
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     J: And my eyes were glowing.
     A: Yeah, your eyes were glowing.
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     Great CGI effects.
     This next one is Guardians of the Galaxy.
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     J: Dude I didn't like him, I was so rude.
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     A: Yeah, you have that
     clashing of characters.
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     J: Dude, this is the funniest.
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     A: Let's take a look.
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     J: They Groot, wanna have some fun?
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     A: I am Groot.
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     J: Come one, let's go!
     (Firing noises)
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     A: I am Groot.
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     J: Aww, nevermind.
     I'm early, I'ma go by myself.
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     A: I am Groot.
     (Firing noise)
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     J: I hit you, boop.
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     A: I am Groot.
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     J: I am going by myself, Groot!
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     A: Wait for me. I am Groot. (repeats)
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     J: Wha!
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     A: No no no. Get back on the chair.
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     Again with the clashing of characters that
     we see too often in featured length films.
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     J: That was amazing.
     Like the ending is so funny.
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     A: Yeah, hilarious.
     J: All he says is........
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     So in the end, he talks.
     He doesn't say, Groot Groot.
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     A: Yeah, he goes beyond his
     vocal restrictions.
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     Ok, next one, we have Petter Rabit but
     we used a squirrel.
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     Unfortunately, with the production budget
     that we have at this point, we couldn't
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     afford an actual rabbit, but we did
     manage to find something quite similar.
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     Let's take a look.
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     A: Why don't you like pepperoni pizza?
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     Squirrel: I don't like pizza.
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     J: Why don't you like pepperoni pizza?
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     Squirrel: I just like nuts.
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     J: Nuts?! Nuts are gross.
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     Squirrel: Pizza is gross. I want nuts.
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     J: Pepperoni pizza is way better.
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     Squirrel: Eww, pepperoni, that's gross.
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     J: We don't have any nuts,
     but I can get you pepperoni pizza.
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     Squirrel: Just give me nuts.
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     J: Ok, I'm going to get you some nuts.
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     A: Ok, let's go.
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     J: Ok, close your eyes.
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     Squirrel: What are we doing?
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     [inaudible eating]
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     J: Ok, let's go get some pepperoni pizza.
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     A: Ok, let's go.
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     Squirrel: Thank you!
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     A: I think the squirrel worked.
     J: Yeah
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     A: Right, I mean squirrels, rabbits.
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     J: [inaudible mumbbling}
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     A: Alright mom that's it for
     Alex & Jack's Movie Reviews for Mom.
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     Join us next time with more movie reviews.
     Thank you for watching and
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     J: Bye
     A: Bye. Happy Mother's Day.
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     J: Happy Mother's Day.
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     A: So we got to tell mommy and
     all of the other mommies out there
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     on Mother's Day, what the movies are
     cause they don't have time
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     to watch the movies.
     That's why we make our movie reviews.
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     You see what I mean?
     J: Yeah
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     A: So this is us talking about
     all of the movie reviews we made.
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     You know what I mean?
     Ok, cool.