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And now back to Steven Mittens
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Science Theater.
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I'm uh, I'm glad you could make it tonight
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(Chip bag being opened)
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Just tell me already.
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I, I can't wait!
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(Chip back crinkling)
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(Crunching on popcorn)
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You see when, uh, a man and a woman
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get together, something very special
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happens (crunching cereal)
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You see, there is something inside
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of me, Desiree.
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Something inside of me I want to get out
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(Mumbling with a mouth full of burrito)
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Oh shnoodles, it's ok!
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I think I know what you
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want to say already!
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Don't rush me.
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Just say it!
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Just tell me how you feel
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I (apple crunching)
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I can't wait any longer!
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Can you just please tell me
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what you want to say?
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Mumbling: this is so hard.
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You look so handsome eating.
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(Crunching carrot)
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(Slurping watermelon)
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I'm pregnant.
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Hello, my name is Steven Mittens the third
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Are you pregnant?
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(Mispronouncing the word pregnant)
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Are you with child?
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Being with a child is one of
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the most common forms
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of eating excessively.
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Don't eat excessively!
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Please, we don't want to make
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more people in this world, bigger.
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We want to make 'em smaller!
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So please, don't eat excessively.
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I'm Steven Mitten's the third.
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(music) DAMN!
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(random noises)
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Hey! You might be asking yourself,
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what did I just watch?
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A random funny, internet video.
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and if you don't like it, then you can just
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(forboding music)
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Ouch! Ouuuuch! Charlie!
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what's goin' on man?
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Who are you?
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I'm Batman. Like
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(singing batman theme song).
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Why do you got your finger
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in my sidekicks mouth?
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They're just random.
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Yeehaw! Way to go cowboy!
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I get it now.
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I like horses 'cause they go clipity clop.
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If you guys want to see another skit
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that me and mora did, click here.
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(clicking noises)
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It's not working.
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Lighting Round!
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Your're awesome
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Thanks, you are too.
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What's your favorite band ever?
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Creed! Duh!
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(singing a creed song)
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hahahaha!
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Are you serious?
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It's probably Blink 182.
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Think I can do a handstand
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for 5 full seconds?
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Just grab my feet.
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Just grab my feet.
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I don't think this counts.
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It's gonna work!
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Alright! They don't know.
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Just count to 5.
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Do you go big or go home?
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I go home 'cause it's cold outside
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and I have a fireplace that keeps me warm
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with sheets.
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Wow! That was fun!
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Yeah, except we didn't
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get struck by lightening.
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(lightening strike)
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Anyways, guys, thanks for watching
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and be sure to check out
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the video I did with my friend
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from breakfast for dinner right here
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on my second channel.
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I play coffee drug lord and we
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explore the world of gourmet cooking.
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(kissing sound)
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Thanks for watching the show, everybody!
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Follow me on Twitter and Facebook
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and Google+. whooooo!
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Hey, if you can fly what would you do?
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