[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.09,0:00:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dear Linden, Dear Linden\Nwritten and performed by Niko Donburi)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.90,0:00:25.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Linden, Dear Linden, \Nwhy is Second Life broke?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.14,0:00:29.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The grid is grey-gooed \Nand your blog is a joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.58,0:00:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With all of the money that we pay to you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.88,0:00:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't you hire yourselves \Na programmer or two?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.06,0:00:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Signed, Unverified
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.46,0:00:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unverified, Unverified, \Nwe hear what you say
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.16,0:01:01.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and at Linden Lab\Nwe don't like things this way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.17,0:01:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we knew how to fix it, \Nwe probably could
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.42,0:01:09.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just keep crossing your fingers \Nand knocking on wood
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.53,0:01:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Signed, A Linden
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.24,0:01:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Linden, Dear Linden,\Nthe most recent update
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so corrupted my textures \NI must always rebake.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.17,0:01:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomorrow I partner \Nand don't know what to do
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.54,0:01:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all my clothing is missing \Nand my custom skin too
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.53,0:01:50.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Signed, No Inventory
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.21,0:02:00.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No Inventory, No Inventory, \Nwe hear what you say
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.36,0:02:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and at Linden Lab\Nwe don't like things this way
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.86,0:02:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we knew how to fix it, \Nwe probably could
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.23,0:02:13.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just keep crossing your fingers \Nand knocking on wood
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.14,0:02:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Signed, A Linden
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.20,0:02:32.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Linden, Dear Linden, \NI need some relief
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.30,0:02:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whenever I log on I always get griefed
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.68,0:02:40.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In your quest to make millions \Nwas this foreseen?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.99,0:02:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could you please now turn off \Nyour PR machine?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.89,0:02:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Signed, A Furry
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.11,0:03:03.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Furry, Dear Furry, \Nwe hear what you say
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.99,0:03:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and at Linden Lab, \Nwe don't like things this way
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.31,0:03:12.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we knew how to fix it, \Nwe probably could
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.45,0:03:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just keep crossing your fingers \Nand knocking on wood
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.37,0:03:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Signed, A Linden
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.76,0:03:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Linden, Dear Linden, \Nplease give us a choice
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.28,0:03:40.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to stick with the chat \Nand get rid of the voice
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.49,0:03:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause once my partner finds out I'm a man
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.78,0:03:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do not think that he'll understand
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.84,0:04:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Signed, Roleplayer
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.30,0:04:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roleplayer, Roleplayer, \Nwe hear what you say
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.81,0:04:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and at Linden Lab, \Nwe don't like things this way
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.21,0:04:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we knew how to fix it, \Nwe probably could
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.08,0:04:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just keep crossing your fingers \Nand knocking on wood
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.53,0:04:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just keep crossing your fingers \Nand crossing your fingers
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.74,0:04:38.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and crossing your fingers\Nkeep cross-- and knocking on wood
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.75,0:04:46.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Signed, A Linden (TM)