(Dear Linden, Dear Linden written and performed by Niko Donburi)
Dear Linden, Dear Linden, why is Second Life broke?
The grid is grey-gooed and your blog is a joke.
With all of the money that we pay to you
Can't you hire yourselves a programmer or two?
Signed, Unverified
Unverified, Unverified, we hear what you say
and at Linden Lab we don't like things this way
If we knew how to fix it, we probably could
just keep crossing your fingers and knocking on wood
Signed, A Linden
Dear Linden, Dear Linden, the most recent update
so corrupted my textures I must always rebake.
Tomorrow I partner and don't know what to do
all my clothing is missing and my custom skin too
Signed, No Inventory
No Inventory, No Inventory, we hear what you say
and at Linden Lab we don't like things this way
If we knew how to fix it, we probably could
just keep crossing your fingers and knocking on wood
Signed, A Linden
Dear Linden, Dear Linden, I need some relief
whenever I log on I always get griefed
In your quest to make millions was this foreseen?
Could you please now turn off your PR machine?
Signed, A Furry
Furry, Dear Furry, we hear what you say
and at Linden Lab, we don't like things this way
If we knew how to fix it, we probably could
just keep crossing your fingers and knocking on wood
Signed, A Linden
Linden, Dear Linden, please give us a choice
to stick with the chat and get rid of the voice
'cause once my partner finds out I'm a man
I do not think that he'll understand
Signed, Roleplayer
Roleplayer, Roleplayer, we hear what you say
and at Linden Lab, we don't like things this way
If we knew how to fix it, we probably could
just keep crossing your fingers and knocking on wood
just keep crossing your fingers and crossing your fingers
keep cross-- and knocking on wood
Signed, A Linden (TM)