[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.56,0:00:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Applause{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.30,0:00:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Hello, I'm Alex and this is Jack, Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.43,0:00:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and welcome to another episode of Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.22,0:00:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Movie Reviews for Mom. Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.04,0:00:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moms are very very busy, Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.80,0:00:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they don't have a lot of time Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.66,0:00:14.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to watch movies cause they're Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.26,0:00:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always doing stuff. Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.70,0:00:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taking care of us. Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.96,0:00:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We take it upon ourselves to Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.04,0:00:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give all the moms out there Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.88,0:00:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a review of the movie Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.54,0:00:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is about 1 to 2 minutes, Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.98,0:00:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so they can watch movies Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.58,0:00:30.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get things done at the same time. Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.36,0:00:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just jump right into it. Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.26,0:00:34.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.68,0:00:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pirates of the Caribbean. Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.98,0:00:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You like that movie, right? Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.50,0:00:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Yeah! Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.30,0:00:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah. J: Totally! Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.68,0:00:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: We all know Captain Jack Sparrow. Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.16,0:00:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Jack Sparrow? Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.36,0:00:46.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: What do you think of Jack Sparrow? Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.38,0:00:50.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Uhh, like his hair is kinda funny. Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.48,0:00:52.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah his hair is pretty out there, Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.95,0:00:54.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a pretty ridiculous hairdo Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.99,0:00:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a pretty ridiculous character. Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.05,0:00:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: But anyways I don't know Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.53,0:00:59.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how he does that! Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.84,0:01:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: No, me neither! So strange. Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.07,0:01:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's roll the movie review Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.48,0:01:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for Pirates of the Caribbean. Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.23,0:01:07.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Dramatic music{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.43,0:01:08.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Jack Sparrow Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.53,0:01:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: fhwaaa Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.62,0:01:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I need to go buy treasure. Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.53,0:01:18.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Oh my goodness! Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.48,0:01:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Where's my tresure? Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.23,0:01:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Where's my treasure? Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.70,0:01:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I can't find my treasure. Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.67,0:01:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Smells like dough. Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.60,0:01:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Ooooooh, wow. Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.38,0:01:36.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: hiyjah Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.32,0:01:37.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Treasure! Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.40,0:01:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Now, Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.25,0:01:43.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I gotta find that criminal. Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.50,0:01:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The one, that pirate, oh where is he? Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.75,0:01:51.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh no! Jack Sparrow, you found my gold Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.25,0:01:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I could not find it. Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.58,0:01:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: We shall battle for my gold. Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.72,0:01:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pirates of the Carribbean theme song] Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.92,0:01:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: That's my gold! Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.40,0:02:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible play fighting talk] Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.08,0:02:06.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Gimme back my gold! Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.74,0:02:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Help me!\NJ: Die! Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.39,0:02:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Argh, I'm Jack Sparrow! Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.34,0:02:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Woaaah, that was a good one Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.57,0:02:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Yeaaaaaah\NA: That was pretty good Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.44,0:02:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So I guess Jack Sparrow is \Nlooking for his treasure, Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.56,0:02:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's bad guys,\Ntypical kinda pirate movie. Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.50,0:02:29.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Do you think he got the treasure? Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.19,0:02:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, yeah, Jack Sparrow \Nalways gets the treasure Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.68,0:02:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Let's see what we have next Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.12,0:02:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Mad Hatter\NJ: [excited gasp] Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.57,0:02:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I love Mad Hatter!\NA: Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.54,0:02:42.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah Mad Hatter is pretty great\NJ: Yeaaah Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.74,0:02:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: What's the movie Mad Hatter is in? Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.50,0:02:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Alice in Wonderland Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.14,0:02:47.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yes Alice in Wonderland Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.89,0:02:50.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Without further ado,\Nlet's take a look at the clip. Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.65,0:02:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I'm in the Mad Hatter Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.31,0:02:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: yeah yeah Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.26,0:02:54.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: And you harmed me Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.93,0:02:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: yeah, yeah Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.68,0:02:57.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I'll get you a new hat\NA: I need a hat Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.77,0:02:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: These are all the hats Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.86,0:03:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh wow that's a lot! That's a lot.\NI'm liking what I'm seeing already Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.24,0:03:05.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I noticed that you like baseball hats Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.63,0:03:06.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: yeah yeah, this is nice Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.100,0:03:08.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Let's try this blue one first Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.93,0:03:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh wow, this is pretty nice! Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.48,0:03:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: That looks very good Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.59,0:03:12.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I like it, [chuckle] Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.85,0:03:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I think we're done here Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.10,0:03:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Can I try on the other ones, or? Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.76,0:03:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: That will be $100 Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.64,0:03:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: $100!! Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.95,0:03:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Do you have that kinda money? Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.98,0:03:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: The Mad Hatter doesn't come cheap!! Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.65,0:03:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Do you take a cheque? Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.52,0:03:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Yep Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.37,0:03:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay, cool Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.37,0:03:33.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Funky Music Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.42,0:03:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Wow, that was great. Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.56,0:03:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So obviously the Mad Hatter has\Nquite an extensive knowledge Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.38,0:03:40.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of all the different hats out there\NJ: Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.73,0:03:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You played the Mad Hatter in this Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.04,0:03:47.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,movie review didn't you?\NJ: Yah, it was super good Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.63,0:03:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: It takes hard work Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.47,0:03:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Correct me if I'm wrong but you studied Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.58,0:03:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for this role for about two years? To be\Nthe Mad Hatter? Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.78,0:03:59.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Yeaah\NA: We actually have the test footage Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.28,0:04:03.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from when you first put on the hat\Nand started to become the character Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.83,0:04:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Yeah\NA: Let's take a look at that Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.55,0:04:07.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: [slurp] Yummy! Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.95,0:04:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: How about you ask me, give me the cup\Nand "do you want some"? Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.87,0:04:13.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Umm yeah Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.01,0:04:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Say "do you want some?" Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.48,0:04:15.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Um yeah Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.87,0:04:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: No no, repeat what I'm saying,\Nsay "do you want some?" Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.64,0:04:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Uhhhh, yeah Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.20,0:04:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: This is what you're gonna do Jack Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.94,0:04:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna give this to you,do \Nthe same thing I'm doing Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.53,0:04:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Do you wa-\NA: want some, yeah you say that Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.64,0:04:29.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Do you want some\NA: Yep Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.02,0:04:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: And then it's me Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.98,0:04:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: And then Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.41,0:04:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: But you gotta say\Ndo you want some first Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.42,0:04:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I do Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.70,0:04:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: No. you say that to me Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.19,0:04:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I do Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.73,0:04:43.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Do you want some Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.71,0:04:45.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Do you want some Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.59,0:04:46.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Sure, thank you Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.98,0:04:47.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A & J: Woaaah Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.87,0:04:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: The face paint, definitely Jesus Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.32,0:04:55.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: The face paint, right Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.30,0:04:56.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.01,0:04:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: And was the hat heavy? Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.97,0:05:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Uh really heavy, I dunno Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.40,0:05:04.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Also a little known fact, the original\Nactor Johnny Depp played Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.73,0:05:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,both the Jack Sparrow and Mad Hatter Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.54,0:05:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: And he built, and he actually did that\NMad Hatter hat Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.07,0:05:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah\NJ: He built that Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.94,0:05:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, crazy\NJ: He made that, I can't believe it Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.01,0:05:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay let's see what we have next here Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.96,0:05:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Sonic the Hedgehog\NJ: That, that, that thing was like amazing Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.17,0:05:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Well let's take a look Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.97,0:05:27.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: All right Sonic, this is Dr. Robotnik Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.13,0:05:27.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the bad guy. Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.97,0:05:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Intense music Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.80,0:05:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Whoa! That was super fast. Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.37,0:05:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I'm Sonic Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.33,0:05:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: It's ok, I have another one. Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.21,0:05:35.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Super Sonic. Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.57,0:05:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is like you but super. Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.42,0:05:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyways, I will just play with him. Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.86,0:05:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHOA!! Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.12,0:05:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: HEHEHEHE Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.72,0:05:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Are you gonna give me my toys back. Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.52,0:05:48.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: If you can catch me. Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.28,0:05:52.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You're so much faster than me, kudos. Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.85,0:05:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Intense music Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.68,0:05:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Wow! You really did run really fast. Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.68,0:06:02.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you took those toys.\NJ: Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.34,0:06:03.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You took all the toys\NJ: Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.83,0:06:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: And did you have to practice? \NDid you run to get ready for that role? Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.77,0:06:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, let's see what we have next. \NChucky and Jason. Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.71,0:06:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Ohhhh that. I mean you. \NIt's twist great. Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.99,0:06:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, there's a little twist at the end\NWe wouldn't spoiler it for you. Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.90,0:06:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So let's take a look. Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.75,0:06:29.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Avocados Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.77,0:06:30.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whaaaaa Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.64,0:06:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suspension Music Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.20,0:06:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Weird Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.76,0:06:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Hello Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.88,0:06:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ominous Music Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.82,0:06:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Hello? Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.27,0:06:50.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Hehe Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.79,0:06:51.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Wha? Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.81,0:06:54.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Hehehehe Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.48,0:06:59.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I'm Chucky! Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.59,0:07:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: What? Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.45,0:07:03.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: (deep voice)My name is Chucky. Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.63,0:07:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: (whisper) I am Chucky Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.13,0:07:15.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Horror music Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.52,0:07:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Is somebody there? Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.75,0:07:21.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello? Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.65,0:07:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Screaming noises Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.65,0:07:26.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I'm Chucky Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.33,0:07:28.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: WHOA! Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.17,0:07:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I'm Jason Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.36,0:07:34.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: What movie do you wanna watch? Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.94,0:07:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: The new Chunky movie. Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.10,0:07:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Ok, cool. Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.100,0:07:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, I thought that was cool\Nhow you turn into the doll. Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.10,0:07:46.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, now, you're not the doll. \NI don't know how to do that. Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.86,0:07:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Wow, that twist. Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.24,0:07:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Wow, they were watching..... Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.64,0:07:59.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Goes to tell you that most movies \Nhave a happy ending Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.27,0:08:00.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Yeah\NA: no matter how creepy Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.97,0:08:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the characters are. \NJ: (whsiper) Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.81,0:08:06.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Alright, let's see what's next.\NThe Joker and Batman movie. Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.81,0:08:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: That movie is definitely cool! Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.59,0:08:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Great movie. \NWanna cut the Academy Awards. Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.58,0:08:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a look. Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.70,0:08:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Hello Batman. Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.91,0:08:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: That's not me. Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.80,0:08:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I know you're Batman! Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.10,0:08:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: No, I'm not Batman. Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.84,0:08:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Then what's this? Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.49,0:08:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: That is just my hat. Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.80,0:08:26.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Fine. Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.61,0:08:30.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Ok, bye. Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.92,0:08:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: That was a close one. Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.79,0:08:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I knew it, you are Batman. Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.04,0:08:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Ok fine, it's me, what do you want? Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.90,0:08:44.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Since you're the Batman \Nand I'm the Joker, Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.59,0:08:47.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was wondering if I can tell you a joke. Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.47,0:08:48.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Ok. Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.75,0:08:52.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Why does Batman always win that car? Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.51,0:08:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.27,0:08:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Because he always gets the Joker. Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.65,0:09:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I don't get it. Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.84,0:09:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty bad at jokes for being the Joker. Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.54,0:09:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Wow, that was like so cool and so mean. Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.74,0:09:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah and you know \Nfor those moms at home Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.08,0:09:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watching these movie reviews.\NThey really do save you a lot of time. Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.93,0:09:25.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe that clip was about 1-2 minutes. Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.77,0:09:32.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The movie, The Dark Night, with the \NJoker and Batman is like 2-3 hours long. Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.73,0:09:36.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: And I got something, \NI learned a new laugh. Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.83,0:09:38.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Let's hear it. Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.36,0:09:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: (evil laugh) Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.22,0:09:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Good job. High five. Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.08,0:09:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, moving on.\NJ: I know this one. Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.89,0:09:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Which one?\NJ: Zombie Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.18,0:10:21.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: (Zombie groans) Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.07,0:10:25.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: How did you know \Nhow to act as a zombie in this role. Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.19,0:10:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I don't know \Nhow I did that pretty deep voice. Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.72,0:10:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Scary, very scary. Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.86,0:10:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Wow, I was like at the window and \NI just keep doing. Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.88,0:10:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, when the zombie got to the window\Nthat's just powerful writing. Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.34,0:10:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: And my eyes were glowing. \NA: Yeah, your eyes were glowing. Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.64,0:10:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great CGI effects.\NThis next one is Guardians of the Galaxy. Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.01,0:11:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Dude I didn't like him, I was so rude. Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.73,0:11:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, you have that\Nclashing of characters. Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.96,0:11:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Dude, this is the funniest. Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.72,0:11:07.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Let's take a look. Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.93,0:11:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: They Groot, wanna have some fun? Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.75,0:11:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I am Groot. Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.50,0:11:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Come one, let's go!\N(Firing noises) Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.96,0:11:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I am Groot. Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.86,0:11:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Aww, nevermind. \NI'm early, I'ma go by myself. Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.02,0:11:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I am Groot.\N(Firing noise) Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.04,0:11:31.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I hit you, boop. Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.65,0:11:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I am Groot. Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.74,0:11:36.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: I am going by myself, Groot! Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.49,0:11:49.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Wait for me. I am Groot. (repeats) Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.83,0:11:50.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Wha! Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.43,0:11:53.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: No no no. Get back on the chair. Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.50,0:12:03.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Again with the clashing of characters that\Nwe see too often in featured length films. Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.96,0:12:07.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: That was amazing. \NLike the ending is so funny. Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.99,0:12:11.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, hilarious.\NJ: All he says is........ Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.05,0:12:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So in the end, he talks. \NHe doesn't say, Groot Groot. Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.05,0:12:20.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, he goes beyond his \Nvocal restrictions. Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.21,0:12:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, next one, we have Petter Rabit but\Nwe used a squirrel. Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.71,0:12:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unfortunately, with the production budget \Nthat we have at this point, we couldn't Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.71,0:12:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,afford an actual rabbit, but we did \Nmanage to find something quite similar. Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.22,0:12:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a look. Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.44,0:12:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Why don't you like pepperoni pizza? Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.34,0:12:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squirrel: I don't like pizza. Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.84,0:12:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Why don't you like pepperoni pizza? Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.96,0:12:46.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squirrel: I just like nuts. Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.61,0:12:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Nuts?! Nuts are gross. Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.89,0:12:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squirrel: Pizza is gross. I want nuts. Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.56,0:12:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Pepperoni pizza is way better. Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.32,0:12:56.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squirrel: Eww, pepperoni, that's gross. Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.25,0:13:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: We don't have any nuts, \Nbut I can get you pepperoni pizza. Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.45,0:13:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squirrel: Just give me nuts. Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.20,0:13:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Ok, I'm going to get you some nuts. Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.09,0:13:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Ok, let's go. Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.84,0:13:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Ok, close your eyes. Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.92,0:13:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squirrel: What are we doing? Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.96,0:13:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible eating] Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.84,0:13:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Ok, let's go get some pepperoni pizza. Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.10,0:13:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Ok, let's go. Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.49,0:13:21.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squirrel: Thank you! Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.03,0:13:25.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I think the squirrel worked.\NJ: Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.85,0:13:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Right, I mean squirrels, rabbits. Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.15,0:13:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: [inaudible mumbbling} Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.48,0:13:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Alright mom that's it for \NAlex & Jack's Movie Reviews for Mom. Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.81,0:13:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Join us next time with more movie reviews.\NThank you for watching and Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.96,0:13:43.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Bye\NA: Bye. Happy Mother's Day. Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.96,0:13:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,J: Happy Mother's Day. Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.45,0:13:53.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So we got to tell mommy and\Nall of the other mommies out there Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.99,0:13:59.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on Mother's Day, what the movies are \Ncause they don't have time Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.27,0:14:03.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to watch the movies.\NThat's why we make our movie reviews. Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.100,0:14:05.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see what I mean?\NJ: Yeah Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.78,0:14:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So this is us talking about\Nall of the movie reviews we made. Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.18,0:14:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what I mean?\NOk, cool.