0:00:00.561,0:00:02.301 Applause 0:00:02.301,0:00:05.430 A: Hello, I'm Alex and this is Jack, 0:00:05.430,0:00:07.175 and welcome to another episode of 0:00:07.225,0:00:08.925 Movie Reviews for Mom. 0:00:09.035,0:00:10.805 Moms are very very busy, 0:00:10.805,0:00:12.665 and they don't have a lot of time 0:00:12.665,0:00:14.255 to watch movies cause they're 0:00:14.255,0:00:15.705 always doing stuff. 0:00:15.705,0:00:16.955 Taking care of us. 0:00:16.955,0:00:18.935 We take it upon ourselves to 0:00:19.045,0:00:20.755 give all the moms out there 0:00:20.875,0:00:23.445 a review of the movie 0:00:23.545,0:00:25.865 that is about 1 to 2 minutes, 0:00:25.985,0:00:28.485 so they can watch movies 0:00:28.585,0:00:30.615 and get things done at the same time. 0:00:31.355,0:00:33.255 Let's just jump right into it. 0:00:33.255,0:00:34.375 Okay. 0:00:34.685,0:00:35.985 Pirates of the Caribbean. 0:00:35.985,0:00:37.495 A: You like that movie, right? 0:00:37.495,0:00:38.305 J: Yeah! 0:00:38.305,0:00:39.545 A: Yeah. J: Totally! 0:00:39.685,0:00:43.155 A: We all know Captain Jack Sparrow. 0:00:43.155,0:00:44.355 J: Jack Sparrow? 0:00:44.355,0:00:46.375 A: What do you think of Jack Sparrow? 0:00:46.375,0:00:50.431 J: Uhh, like his hair is kinda funny. 0:00:50.481,0:00:52.931 A: Yeah his hair is pretty out there, 0:00:52.951,0:00:54.991 it's a pretty ridiculous hairdo 0:00:54.991,0:00:57.011 for a pretty ridiculous character. 0:00:57.052,0:00:58.531 J: But anyways I don't know 0:00:58.531,0:00:59.811 how he does that! 0:00:59.841,0:01:01.891 A: No, me neither! So strange. 0:01:02.071,0:01:04.481 Let's roll the movie review 0:01:04.481,0:01:06.231 for Pirates of the Caribbean. 0:01:06.231,0:01:07.431 Dramatic music 0:01:07.431,0:01:08.611 J: Jack Sparrow 0:01:10.531,0:01:11.621 J: fhwaaa 0:01:11.621,0:01:14.501 J: I need to go buy treasure. 0:01:16.531,0:01:18.991 J: Oh my goodness! 0:01:20.481,0:01:22.211 J: Where's my tresure? 0:01:22.231,0:01:23.701 J: Where's my treasure? 0:01:23.701,0:01:26.261 J: I can't find my treasure. 0:01:29.667,0:01:31.730 J: Smells like dough. 0:01:32.600,0:01:34.166 J: Ooooooh, wow. 0:01:34.384,0:01:36.134 J: hiyjah 0:01:36.319,0:01:37.769 J: Treasure! 0:01:38.405,0:01:39.235 J: Now, 0:01:40.252,0:01:43.142 J: I gotta find that criminal. 0:01:43.495,0:01:47.495 The one, that pirate, oh where is he? 0:01:47.754,0:01:51.248 A: Oh no! Jack Sparrow, you found my gold 0:01:51.248,0:01:52.579 J: I could not find it. 0:01:52.579,0:01:54.725 A: We shall battle for my gold. 0:01:54.725,0:01:57.925 [Pirates of the Carribbean theme song] 0:01:57.925,0:01:59.405 A: That's my gold! 0:01:59.405,0:02:05.075 [inaudible play fighting talk] 0:02:05.075,0:02:06.745 A: Gimme back my gold! 0:02:06.745,0:02:08.895 A: Help me![br]J: Die! 0:02:10.394,0:02:13.154 J: Argh, I'm Jack Sparrow! 0:02:16.343,0:02:18.283 A: Woaaah, that was a good one 0:02:18.571,0:02:20.442 J: Yeaaaaaah[br]A: That was pretty good 0:02:20.442,0:02:23.560 A: So I guess Jack Sparrow is [br]looking for his treasure, 0:02:23.560,0:02:27.500 there's bad guys,[br]typical kinda pirate movie. 0:02:27.500,0:02:29.230 A: Do you think he got the treasure? 0:02:31.187,0:02:33.677 A: Yeah, yeah, Jack Sparrow [br]always gets the treasure 0:02:33.677,0:02:35.118 A: Let's see what we have next 0:02:35.118,0:02:37.568 A: Mad Hatter[br]J: [excited gasp] 0:02:37.568,0:02:39.536 J: I love Mad Hatter![br]A: Yeah 0:02:39.536,0:02:42.736 A: Yeah Mad Hatter is pretty great[br]J: Yeaaah 0:02:42.736,0:02:44.496 A: What's the movie Mad Hatter is in? 0:02:44.496,0:02:46.136 J: Alice in Wonderland 0:02:46.136,0:02:47.886 A: Yes Alice in Wonderland 0:02:47.886,0:02:50.653 A: Without further ado,[br]let's take a look at the clip. 0:02:50.653,0:02:52.308 J: I'm in the Mad Hatter 0:02:52.308,0:02:53.258 A: yeah yeah 0:02:53.258,0:02:54.928 J: And you harmed me 0:02:54.928,0:02:55.677 A: yeah, yeah 0:02:55.677,0:02:57.767 J: I'll get you a new hat[br]A: I need a hat 0:02:57.767,0:02:59.857 J: These are all the hats 0:02:59.857,0:03:03.238 A: Oh wow that's a lot! That's a lot.[br]I'm liking what I'm seeing already 0:03:03.238,0:03:05.627 J: I noticed that you like baseball hats 0:03:05.627,0:03:06.997 A: yeah yeah, this is nice 0:03:06.997,0:03:08.927 J: Let's try this blue one first 0:03:08.927,0:03:10.477 A: Oh wow, this is pretty nice! 0:03:10.477,0:03:11.593 J: That looks very good 0:03:11.593,0:03:12.852 A: I like it, [chuckle] 0:03:12.852,0:03:14.100 J: I think we're done here 0:03:14.100,0:03:15.765 A: Can I try on the other ones, or? 0:03:15.765,0:03:17.640 J: That will be $100 0:03:17.640,0:03:18.948 A: $100!! 0:03:18.948,0:03:20.978 J: Do you have that kinda money? 0:03:20.978,0:03:23.648 J: The Mad Hatter doesn't come cheap!! 0:03:23.648,0:03:25.518 A: Do you take a cheque? 0:03:25.518,0:03:26.368 J: Yep 0:03:26.368,0:03:27.368 A: Okay, cool 0:03:27.368,0:03:33.422 Funky Music 0:03:33.422,0:03:34.562 A: Wow, that was great. 0:03:34.562,0:03:38.382 A: So obviously the Mad Hatter has[br]quite an extensive knowledge 0:03:38.382,0:03:40.732 of all the different hats out there[br]J: Yeah 0:03:40.732,0:03:44.035 A: You played the Mad Hatter in this 0:03:44.035,0:03:47.628 movie review didn't you?[br]J: Yah, it was super good 0:03:47.628,0:03:50.468 J: It takes hard work 0:03:50.468,0:03:52.582 A: Correct me if I'm wrong but you studied 0:03:52.582,0:03:55.785 for this role for about two years? To be[br]the Mad Hatter? 0:03:55.785,0:03:59.275 J: Yeaah[br]A: We actually have the test footage 0:03:59.275,0:04:03.831 from when you first put on the hat[br]and started to become the character 0:04:03.831,0:04:05.551 J: Yeah[br]A: Let's take a look at that 0:04:05.551,0:04:07.953 J: [slurp] Yummy! 0:04:07.953,0:04:11.543 A: How about you ask me, give me the cup[br]and "do you want some"? 0:04:11.869,0:04:13.013 J: Umm yeah 0:04:13.013,0:04:14.483 A: Say "do you want some?" 0:04:14.483,0:04:15.423 J: Um yeah 0:04:15.870,0:04:19.095 A: No no, repeat what I'm saying,[br]say "do you want some?" 0:04:19.645,0:04:21.202 J: Uhhhh, yeah 0:04:21.202,0:04:22.942 A: This is what you're gonna do Jack 0:04:22.942,0:04:25.532 I'm gonna give this to you,do [br]the same thing I'm doing 0:04:25.532,0:04:27.642 J: Do you wa-[br]A: want some, yeah you say that 0:04:27.642,0:04:29.022 J: Do you want some[br]A: Yep 0:04:29.022,0:04:30.980 J: And then it's me 0:04:30.980,0:04:31.719 A: And then 0:04:34.408,0:04:36.418 A: But you gotta say[br]do you want some first 0:04:36.418,0:04:37.705 J: I do 0:04:37.705,0:04:39.323 A: No. you say that to me 0:04:40.186,0:04:41.726 J: I do 0:04:41.726,0:04:43.706 A: Do you want some 0:04:43.706,0:04:45.591 J: Do you want some 0:04:45.591,0:04:46.691 A: Sure, thank you 0:04:46.983,0:04:47.869 A & J: Woaaah 0:04:47.869,0:04:52.218 J: The face paint, definitely Jesus 0:04:53.318,0:04:55.298 A: The face paint, right 0:04:55.298,0:04:56.008 J: Yeah 0:04:56.008,0:04:57.225 A: And was the hat heavy? 0:04:57.972,0:05:00.402 J: Uh really heavy, I dunno 0:05:00.402,0:05:04.732 A: Also a little known fact, the original[br]actor Johnny Depp played 0:05:04.732,0:05:07.542 both the Jack Sparrow and Mad Hatter 0:05:07.542,0:05:12.072 J: And he built, and he actually did that[br]Mad Hatter hat 0:05:12.072,0:05:13.942 A: Yeah[br]J: He built that 0:05:13.942,0:05:17.014 A: Yeah, crazy[br]J: He made that, I can't believe it 0:05:17.014,0:05:18.964 A: Okay let's see what we have next here 0:05:18.964,0:05:23.169 A: Sonic the Hedgehog[br]J: That, that, that thing was like amazing 0:05:23.169,0:05:24.455 A: Well let's take a look 0:05:24.969,0:05:27.129 A: All right Sonic, this is Dr. Robotnik 0:05:27.129,0:05:27.969 He's the bad guy. 0:05:27.969,0:05:29.798 Intense music 0:05:29.798,0:05:31.371 A: Whoa! That was super fast. 0:05:31.371,0:05:32.331 J: I'm Sonic 0:05:32.331,0:05:34.206 A: It's ok, I have another one. 0:05:34.206,0:05:35.566 This is Super Sonic. 0:05:35.566,0:05:38.717 He is like you but super. 0:05:39.416,0:05:41.856 Anyways, I will just play with him. 0:05:41.856,0:05:43.116 WHOA!! 0:05:43.116,0:05:44.725 J: HEHEHEHE 0:05:44.725,0:05:46.588 A: Are you gonna give me my toys back. 0:05:47.520,0:05:48.946 J: If you can catch me. 0:05:50.282,0:05:52.852 A: You're so much faster than me, kudos. 0:05:52.852,0:05:55.682 Intense music 0:05:55.682,0:05:59.682 A: Wow! You really did run really fast. 0:05:59.682,0:06:02.345 And you took those toys.[br]J: Yeah 0:06:02.345,0:06:03.832 A: You took all the toys[br]J: Yeah 0:06:03.832,0:06:07.767 A: And did you have to practice? [br]Did you run to get ready for that role? 0:06:07.767,0:06:10.707 Alright, let's see what we have next. [br]Chucky and Jason. 0:06:10.707,0:06:16.993 J: Ohhhh that. I mean you. [br]It's twist great. 0:06:16.993,0:06:20.902 A: Yeah, there's a little twist at the end[br]We wouldn't spoiler it for you. 0:06:20.902,0:06:22.254 So let's take a look. 0:06:27.752,0:06:29.651 A: Avocados 0:06:29.766,0:06:30.546 Whaaaaa 0:06:30.644,0:06:36.202 Suspension Music 0:06:36.202,0:06:37.280 A: Weird 0:06:41.762,0:06:42.875 J: Hello 0:06:42.875,0:06:44.819 Ominous Music 0:06:44.819,0:06:45.668 A: Hello? 0:06:49.268,0:06:50.218 J: Hehe 0:06:50.787,0:06:51.787 A: Wha? 0:06:53.811,0:06:54.976 J: Hehehehe 0:06:58.481,0:06:59.588 J: I'm Chucky! 0:06:59.588,0:07:00.798 A: What? 0:07:01.448,0:07:03.210 J: (deep voice)My name is Chucky. 0:07:04.628,0:07:07.925 J: (whisper) I am Chucky 0:07:11.128,0:07:15.998 Horror music 0:07:17.519,0:07:18.921 A: Is somebody there? 0:07:20.747,0:07:21.650 Hello? 0:07:21.650,0:07:25.650 Screaming noises 0:07:25.650,0:07:26.995 J: I'm Chucky 0:07:27.328,0:07:28.088 J: WHOA! 0:07:28.167,0:07:30.206 A: I'm Jason 0:07:32.360,0:07:34.633 A: What movie do you wanna watch? 0:07:34.943,0:07:37.099 J: The new Chunky movie. 0:07:37.099,0:07:38.882 A: Ok, cool. 0:07:38.996,0:07:42.098 By the way, I thought that was cool[br]how you turn into the doll. 0:07:42.098,0:07:46.730 And then, now, you're not the doll. [br]I don't know how to do that. 0:07:48.861,0:07:51.239 A: Wow, that twist. 0:07:51.239,0:07:55.239 J: Wow, they were watching..... 0:07:55.643,0:07:59.273 A: Goes to tell you that most movies [br]have a happy ending 0:07:59.273,0:08:00.971 J: Yeah[br]A: no matter how creepy 0:08:00.971,0:08:02.744 the characters are. [br]J: (whsiper) Yeah 0:08:02.809,0:08:06.809 A: Alright, let's see what's next.[br]The Joker and Batman movie. 0:08:06.809,0:08:10.589 J: That movie is definitely cool! 0:08:10.589,0:08:13.580 A: Great movie. [br]Wanna cut the Academy Awards. 0:08:13.580,0:08:14.919 Let's take a look. 0:08:16.697,0:08:17.908 J: Hello Batman. 0:08:17.908,0:08:18.802 A: That's not me. 0:08:18.802,0:08:20.103 J: I know you're Batman! 0:08:20.103,0:08:21.839 A: No, I'm not Batman. 0:08:21.839,0:08:23.493 J: Then what's this? 0:08:23.493,0:08:25.795 A: That is just my hat. 0:08:25.795,0:08:26.764 J: Fine. 0:08:28.612,0:08:30.310 A: Ok, bye. 0:08:34.924,0:08:36.255 A: That was a close one. 0:08:37.789,0:08:40.044 J: I knew it, you are Batman. 0:08:40.044,0:08:41.897 A: Ok fine, it's me, what do you want? 0:08:41.897,0:08:44.589 J: Since you're the Batman [br]and I'm the Joker, 0:08:44.589,0:08:47.474 I was wondering if I can tell you a joke. 0:08:47.474,0:08:48.538 A: Ok. 0:08:48.748,0:08:52.748 J: Why does Batman always win that car? 0:08:54.506,0:08:55.273 A: I don't know. 0:08:55.273,0:08:57.726 J: Because he always gets the Joker. 0:08:59.648,0:09:00.898 A: I don't get it. 0:09:04.842,0:09:07.702 Pretty bad at jokes for being the Joker. 0:09:11.538,0:09:16.738 J: Wow, that was like so cool and so mean. 0:09:16.738,0:09:19.083 A: Yeah and you know [br]for those moms at home 0:09:19.083,0:09:22.929 watching these movie reviews.[br]They really do save you a lot of time. 0:09:22.929,0:09:25.774 I believe that clip was about 1-2 minutes. 0:09:25.774,0:09:32.729 The movie, The Dark Night, with the [br]Joker and Batman is like 2-3 hours long. 0:09:32.729,0:09:36.734 J: And I got something, [br]I learned a new laugh. 0:09:36.827,0:09:38.266 A: Let's hear it. 0:09:38.361,0:09:41.221 J: (evil laugh) 0:09:41.221,0:09:42.912 A: Good job. High five. 0:09:43.078,0:09:47.811 Alright, moving on.[br]J: I know this one. 0:09:47.892,0:09:50.176 A: Which one?[br]J: Zombie 0:09:50.176,0:10:21.071 J: (Zombie groans) 0:10:21.071,0:10:25.191 A: How did you know [br]how to act as a zombie in this role. 0:10:25.191,0:10:29.721 J: I don't know [br]how I did that pretty deep voice. 0:10:29.721,0:10:31.860 A: Scary, very scary. 0:10:31.860,0:10:38.882 J: Wow, I was like at the window and [br]I just keep doing. 0:10:38.882,0:10:46.340 A: Yeah, when the zombie got to the window[br]that's just powerful writing. 0:10:46.340,0:10:49.636 J: And my eyes were glowing. [br]A: Yeah, your eyes were glowing. 0:10:49.636,0:10:55.014 Great CGI effects.[br]This next one is Guardians of the Galaxy. 0:10:55.014,0:11:01.532 J: Dude I didn't like him, I was so rude. 0:11:01.730,0:11:03.955 A: Yeah, you have that[br]clashing of characters. 0:11:03.955,0:11:06.725 J: Dude, this is the funniest. 0:11:06.725,0:11:07.852 A: Let's take a look. 0:11:10.932,0:11:13.358 J: They Groot, wanna have some fun? 0:11:13.748,0:11:15.498 A: I am Groot. 0:11:15.498,0:11:19.957 J: Come one, let's go![br](Firing noises) 0:11:19.957,0:11:21.863 A: I am Groot. 0:11:21.863,0:11:26.018 J: Aww, nevermind. [br]I'm early, I'ma go by myself. 0:11:26.018,0:11:30.039 A: I am Groot.[br](Firing noise) 0:11:30.039,0:11:31.609 J: I hit you, boop. 0:11:32.649,0:11:33.743 A: I am Groot. 0:11:33.743,0:11:36.932 J: I am going by myself, Groot! 0:11:39.492,0:11:49.509 A: Wait for me. I am Groot. (repeats) 0:11:49.834,0:11:50.712 J: Wha! 0:11:51.429,0:11:53.622 A: No no no. Get back on the chair. 0:11:54.501,0:12:03.706 Again with the clashing of characters that[br]we see too often in featured length films. 0:12:03.964,0:12:07.964 J: That was amazing. [br]Like the ending is so funny. 0:12:07.987,0:12:11.987 A: Yeah, hilarious.[br]J: All he says is........ 0:12:12.050,0:12:16.050 So in the end, he talks. [br]He doesn't say, Groot Groot. 0:12:16.050,0:12:20.370 A: Yeah, he goes beyond his [br]vocal restrictions. 0:12:22.207,0:12:27.392 Ok, next one, we have Petter Rabit but[br]we used a squirrel. 0:12:27.710,0:12:31.710 Unfortunately, with the production budget [br]that we have at this point, we couldn't 0:12:31.710,0:12:37.225 afford an actual rabbit, but we did [br]manage to find something quite similar. 0:12:37.225,0:12:38.442 Let's take a look. 0:12:38.442,0:12:40.340 A: Why don't you like pepperoni pizza? 0:12:40.340,0:12:41.841 Squirrel: I don't like pizza. 0:12:41.841,0:12:44.960 J: Why don't you like pepperoni pizza? 0:12:44.960,0:12:46.612 Squirrel: I just like nuts. 0:12:46.612,0:12:48.775 J: Nuts?! Nuts are gross. 0:12:48.894,0:12:51.555 Squirrel: Pizza is gross. I want nuts. 0:12:51.555,0:12:54.321 J: Pepperoni pizza is way better. 0:12:54.321,0:12:56.232 Squirrel: Eww, pepperoni, that's gross. 0:12:56.252,0:13:00.252 J: We don't have any nuts, [br]but I can get you pepperoni pizza. 0:13:00.447,0:13:02.199 Squirrel: Just give me nuts. 0:13:02.199,0:13:04.086 J: Ok, I'm going to get you some nuts. 0:13:04.086,0:13:05.398 A: Ok, let's go. 0:13:07.836,0:13:09.916 J: Ok, close your eyes. 0:13:09.916,0:13:11.523 Squirrel: What are we doing? 0:13:11.962,0:13:16.835 [inaudible eating] 0:13:16.835,0:13:19.095 J: Ok, let's go get some pepperoni pizza. 0:13:19.095,0:13:20.490 A: Ok, let's go. 0:13:20.490,0:13:21.854 Squirrel: Thank you! 0:13:24.034,0:13:25.854 A: I think the squirrel worked.[br]J: Yeah 0:13:25.854,0:13:28.154 A: Right, I mean squirrels, rabbits. 0:13:28.154,0:13:32.476 J: [inaudible mumbbling} 0:13:32.476,0:13:35.806 A: Alright mom that's it for [br]Alex & Jack's Movie Reviews for Mom. 0:13:35.806,0:13:40.959 Join us next time with more movie reviews.[br]Thank you for watching and 0:13:40.959,0:13:43.961 J: Bye[br]A: Bye. Happy Mother's Day. 0:13:43.961,0:13:45.441 J: Happy Mother's Day. 0:13:50.451,0:13:53.991 A: So we got to tell mommy and[br]all of the other mommies out there 0:13:53.991,0:13:59.266 on Mother's Day, what the movies are [br]cause they don't have time 0:13:59.266,0:14:03.995 to watch the movies.[br]That's why we make our movie reviews. 0:14:03.995,0:14:05.780 You see what I mean?[br]J: Yeah 0:14:05.780,0:14:11.181 A: So this is us talking about[br]all of the movie reviews we made. 0:14:11.181,0:14:14.283 You know what I mean?[br]Ok, cool.