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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.20,0:00:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E ora torniamo a Steven Mittens
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.14,0:00:03.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Science Theater.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.68,0:00:08.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono, ehm, sono contento che tu possa farcela questa sera.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.69,0:00:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Il pacchetto di patatine viene aperto)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.51,0:00:12.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dimmelo già.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.92,0:00:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non, non posso aspettare!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.12,0:00:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(il pacchetto viene stropicciato)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.17,0:00:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sgranocchio di popcorn)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.64,0:00:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vedi quando, ehm, un uomo e una donna
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.89,0:00:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stanno insieme, accade qualcosa di
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.39,0:00:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,molto magico. (sgranocchia cereali)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.96,0:00:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sai, c'è qualcosa dentro
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.34,0:00:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di me, Desiree.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.100,0:00:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(parla con la bocca piena di burrito)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.85,0:00:41.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Qualcosa che è in me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.88,0:00:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e che vuole venir fuori.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.01,0:00:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh cucciolo, va tutto bene!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.36,0:00:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Credo di sapere già cosa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.74,0:00:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vorresti dire!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.78,0:00:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(scricchiolio della lattuga)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.80,0:00:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non mettermi fretta.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.19,0:00:54.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Avanti, dillo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.29,0:00:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dimmi solo cosa provi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.92,0:00:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io... (sgranocchia la mela)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.08,0:00:59.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non posso aspettare ancora!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.63,0:01:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Puoi dirmi per piacere
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.20,0:01:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cosa c'è?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.46,0:01:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(borbotta) E' complicato.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.72,0:01:05.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei così carino mentre mangi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.34,0:01:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sgranocchia la carota)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.86,0:01:17.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(mangia l'anguria)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.15,0:01:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono incinto.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.70,0:01:23.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ciao, mi chiamo Steven Mitten terzo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.68,0:01:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei incinto?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.40,0:01:27.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(pronuncia male la parola 'incinto')
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.91,0:01:29.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aspetti un bambino?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.69,0:01:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Essere incinto è una
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.24,0:01:33.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,delle forme più diffuse
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.93,0:01:35.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,del mangiare troppo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.32,0:01:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non esagerare col cibo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.54,0:01:41.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti prego, non vogliamo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.100,0:01:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,più persone grasse nel mondo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.06,0:01:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dobbiamo renderle più magre!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.14,0:01:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perciò, non mangiare troppo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.78,0:01:53.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono Steven Mittens terzo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.69,0:01:57.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(musica) DANNAZIONE!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.03,0:01:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo farò qui. (rumori in sottofondo)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.84,0:02:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hei! Ti starai chiedendo,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.61,0:02:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Cos'ho appena visto?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.08,0:02:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Un video pescato a caso su Internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.92,0:02:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E se non ti è piaciuto,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.12,0:02:07.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,puoi solo...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.10,0:02:09.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(silenzio)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.73,0:02:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahia! Ahiaaa! Charlie!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.60,0:02:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cosa diavolo ti succede?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.86,0:02:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi sei?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.57,0:02:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono Batman. Sai com'è
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.93,0:02:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(canta la sigla di Batman)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.85,0:02:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perché hai messo il dito
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.09,0:02:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nella bocca del mio assistente?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.15,0:02:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E' tutto casuale.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.10,0:02:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeehaw! Andiamo cowboy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.59,0:02:25.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho capito adesso.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.47,0:02:28.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mi piacciono i cavalli perché fanno cloppete cloppete.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.25,0:02:30.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ragazzi, se volete vedere un altro video non sense
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.06,0:02:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che io e Mora abbiamo fatto, cliccate qui.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.04,0:02:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(click)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.35,0:02:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non funziona.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.45,0:02:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saetta Rotante!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.23,0:02:35.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei straordinario!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.99,0:02:36.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grazie, anche tu lo sei.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.96,0:02:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Qual è la tua band preferita in assoluto?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.71,0:02:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La religione! Doh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.14,0:02:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(canta una canzone religiosa)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.10,0:02:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahahahah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.84,0:02:45.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei serio?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.79,0:02:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sì, forse è Blink 182.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.22,0:02:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pensi di poter fare una verticale
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.56,0:02:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per 5 secondi?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.54,0:02:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basta che mi afferri i piedi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.40,0:02:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tienimi i piedi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.27,0:02:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non penso valga.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.52,0:02:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, funziona!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.61,0:02:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay! Non ne sono sicuri.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.13,0:02:55.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conta solo fino a 5.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.100,0:02:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vai alla grande o te ne vai a casa?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.76,0:03:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me ne vado perché fa freddo fuori
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.10,0:03:02.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e ho un camino che mi tiene al calduccio
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.81,0:03:04.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con le lenzuola.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.15,0:03:05.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! Questo sì che è divertente!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.17,0:03:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sì, tranne che non l'abbiamo
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.58,0:03:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fatto colpire da un fulmine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.98,0:03:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(lampo)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.09,0:03:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Comunque, ragazzi, grazie per aver guardato
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.71,0:03:11.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e assicuratevi di controllare
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.87,0:03:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,il video che ho fatto con Mora
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.30,0:03:15.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,da mattina a sera proprio qui
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.05,0:03:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sul mio secondo canale.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.26,0:03:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interpreto... un signore drogato di caffé e
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.78,0:03:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,entriamo nel mondo della cucina gourmet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.02,0:03:23.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bacio)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.75,0:03:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grazie a tutti per aver assistito allo show!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.68,0:03:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seguitemi su Twitter e Facebook
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.70,0:03:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e Google+. Whooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.06,0:03:36.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ehi, se potessi volare cosa faresti?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.56,0:03:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(musica)