And now back to Steven Mittens

Science Theater.

I'm uh,I'm glad you could make it tonight.

(Chip bag being opened)

Just tell me already.

I, I can't wait!

(Bag crinkling)

(Crunching on popcorn)

You see when, uh, a man and a woman

get together, something very special

happens. (crunching cereal)

You see, there is something inside

of me, Desiree.

(Mumbling with a mouth full of burrito)

Something inside of me

that wants to get out.

Oh shnoodles, it's ok!

I think I know what you

want to say already!

(crunch of biting into lettuce)

Don't rush me.

Just say it!

Just tell me how you feel.

I... (apple crunching)

I can't wait any longer!

Can you just please tell me

what you want to say?

Mumbling: this is so hard.

You look so handsome eating.

(Crunching carrot)

(Slurping watermelon)

I'm pregnant.

Hello, my name is Steven Mittens the third

Are you pregnant?

(Mispronouncing the word pregnant)

Are you with child?

Being with a child is one of

the most common forms

of eating excessively.

Don't eat excessively!

Please, we don't want to make

more people in this world bigger.

We want to make 'em smaller!

So please, don't eat excessively.

I'm Steven Mitten's the third.

(music) DAMN!

Here, I'll do it. (random noises)

Hey! You might be asking yourself,

"What did I just watch?"

A random internet funny video.

and if you don't like it,

then you can just...

(forboding music)

Ouch! Ouuuuch! Charlie!

The hells goin' on man?

Who are you?

I'm Batman. You know like

(singing batman theme song).

Why do you got your finger

in my sidekicks mouth?

They're just random.

Yeehaw! Way to go cowboy!

I get it now.

I like horses 'cause they go clipity clop.

If you guys want to see another skit

that me and Mora did, click here.

(clicking noises)

It's not working.

Lighting Round!

You're awesome!

Thanks, you are too.

What's your favorite band ever?

Creed! Duh!

(singing a Creed song)

hahahaha!

Are you serious?

Yeah, it's probably Blink 182.

Think you can do a handstand

for 5 full seconds?

Just grab my feet.

Just grab my feet.

I don't think this counts.

No, it's gonna work!

Alright! They don't know.

Just count to 5.

Do you go big or go home?

I go home 'cause it's cold outside

and I have a fireplace that keeps me warm

with sheets.

Wow! That was fun!

Yeah, except we didn't

get struck by lightening.

(lightening strike)

Anyways, guys, thanks for watching

and be sure to check out

the video I did with my friend

from breakfast for dinner right here

on my second channel.

I play... a coffee drug lord and

we explore the world of gourmet cooking.

(kissing sound)

Thanks for watching the show, everybody!

Follow me on Twitter and Facebook

and Google+. Whooooo!

Hey, if you could fly what would you do?

(music)