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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.20,0:00:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now back to Steven Mittens
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.14,0:00:03.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Science Theater.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.68,0:00:08.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm uh,I'm glad you could make it tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.69,0:00:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chip bag being opened)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.51,0:00:12.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just tell me already.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.92,0:00:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I, I can't wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.12,0:00:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Bag crinkling)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.17,0:00:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Crunching on popcorn)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.64,0:00:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see when, uh, a man and a woman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.89,0:00:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get together, something very special
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.39,0:00:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happens. (crunching cereal)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.96,0:00:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, there is something inside
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.34,0:00:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of me, Desiree.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.100,0:00:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mumbling with a mouth full of burrito)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.85,0:00:41.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something inside of me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.88,0:00:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that wants to get out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.01,0:00:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shnoodles, it's ok!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.36,0:00:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I know what you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.74,0:00:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want to say already!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.78,0:00:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crunch of biting into lettuce)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.80,0:00:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't rush me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.19,0:00:54.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just say it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.29,0:00:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just tell me how you feel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.92,0:00:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I... (apple crunching)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.08,0:00:59.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't wait any longer!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.63,0:01:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you just please tell me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.20,0:01:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what you want to say?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.46,0:01:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mumbling: this is so hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.72,0:01:05.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look so handsome eating.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.34,0:01:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Crunching carrot)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.86,0:01:17.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slurping watermelon)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.15,0:01:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.70,0:01:23.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, my name is Steven Mittens the third
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.68,0:01:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you pregnant?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.40,0:01:27.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mispronouncing the word pregnant)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.91,0:01:29.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you with child?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.69,0:01:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Being with a child is one of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.24,0:01:33.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the most common forms
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.93,0:01:35.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of eating excessively.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.32,0:01:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't eat excessively!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.54,0:01:41.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, we don't want to make
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.100,0:01:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more people in this world bigger.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.06,0:01:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We want to make 'em smaller!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.14,0:01:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So please, don't eat excessively.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.78,0:01:53.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Steven Mitten's the third.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.69,0:01:57.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music) DAMN!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.03,0:01:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, I'll do it. (random noises)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.84,0:02:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! You might be asking yourself,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.61,0:02:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What did I just watch?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.08,0:02:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A random internet funny video.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.92,0:02:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if you don't like it,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.12,0:02:07.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you can just...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.10,0:02:09.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(forboding music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.73,0:02:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ouch! Ouuuuch! Charlie!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.60,0:02:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The hells goin' on man?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.86,0:02:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.57,0:02:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Batman. You know like
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.93,0:02:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing batman theme song).
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.85,0:02:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you got your finger
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.09,0:02:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my sidekicks mouth?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.15,0:02:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're just random.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.10,0:02:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeehaw! Way to go cowboy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.59,0:02:25.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get it now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.47,0:02:28.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like horses 'cause they go clipity clop.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.25,0:02:30.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you guys want to see another skit
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.06,0:02:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that me and Mora did, click here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.04,0:02:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(clicking noises)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.35,0:02:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not working.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.45,0:02:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lighting Round!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.23,0:02:35.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.99,0:02:36.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, you are too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.96,0:02:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your favorite band ever?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.71,0:02:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Creed! Duh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.14,0:02:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing a Creed song)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.10,0:02:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hahahaha!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.84,0:02:45.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.79,0:02:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's probably Blink 182.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.22,0:02:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think you can do a handstand
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.56,0:02:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for 5 full seconds?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.54,0:02:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just grab my feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.40,0:02:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just grab my feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.27,0:02:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think this counts.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.52,0:02:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's gonna work!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.61,0:02:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright! They don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.13,0:02:55.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just count to 5.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.100,0:02:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you go big or go home?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.76,0:03:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I go home 'cause it's cold outside
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.10,0:03:02.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I have a fireplace that keeps me warm
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.81,0:03:04.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with sheets.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.15,0:03:05.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! That was fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.17,0:03:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, except we didn't
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.58,0:03:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get struck by lightening.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.98,0:03:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(lightening strike)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.09,0:03:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyways, guys, thanks for watching
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.71,0:03:11.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and be sure to check out
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.87,0:03:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the video I did with my friend
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.30,0:03:15.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from breakfast for dinner right here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.05,0:03:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on my second channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.26,0:03:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I play... a coffee drug lord and
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.78,0:03:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we explore the world of gourmet cooking.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.02,0:03:23.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(kissing sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.75,0:03:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for watching the show, everybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.68,0:03:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Follow me on Twitter and Facebook
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.70,0:03:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Google+. Whooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.06,0:03:36.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, if you could fly what would you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.56,0:03:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music)