0:00:00.201,0:00:02.131 And now back to Steven Mittens 0:00:02.142,0:00:03.632 Science Theater. 0:00:04.678,0:00:08.550 I'm uh,I'm glad you could make it tonight. 0:00:08.686,0:00:11.366 (Chip bag being opened) 0:00:11.512,0:00:12.922 Just tell me already. 0:00:12.925,0:00:14.124 I, I can't wait! 0:00:14.124,0:00:15.174 (Bag crinkling) 0:00:15.174,0:00:20.539 (Crunching on popcorn) 0:00:20.643,0:00:24.893 You see when, uh, a man and a woman 0:00:24.893,0:00:27.393 get together, something very special 0:00:27.393,0:00:32.802 happens. (crunching cereal) 0:00:33.955,0:00:36.335 You see, there is something inside 0:00:36.335,0:00:37.765 of me, Desiree. 0:00:37.995,0:00:39.854 (Mumbling with a mouth full of burrito) 0:00:39.854,0:00:41.884 Something inside of me 0:00:41.884,0:00:43.604 that wants to get out. 0:00:44.013,0:00:45.363 Oh shnoodles, it's ok! 0:00:45.363,0:00:46.745 I think I know what you 0:00:46.745,0:00:47.778 want to say already! 0:00:47.778,0:00:49.445 (crunch of biting into lettuce) 0:00:49.798,0:00:51.108 Don't rush me. 0:00:51.191,0:00:54.291 Just say it! 0:00:54.291,0:00:55.902 Just tell me how you feel. 0:00:55.922,0:00:58.083 I... (apple crunching) 0:00:58.083,0:00:59.633 I can't wait any longer! 0:00:59.633,0:01:01.203 Can you just please tell me 0:01:01.203,0:01:02.463 what you want to say? 0:01:02.463,0:01:03.723 Mumbling: this is so hard. 0:01:03.723,0:01:05.345 You look so handsome eating. 0:01:05.345,0:01:13.683 (Crunching carrot) 0:01:13.863,0:01:17.153 (Slurping watermelon) 0:01:17.153,0:01:18.763 I'm pregnant. 0:01:19.696,0:01:23.634 Hello, my name is Steven Mittens the third 0:01:23.684,0:01:25.402 Are you pregnant? 0:01:25.402,0:01:27.908 (Mispronouncing the word pregnant) 0:01:27.908,0:01:29.688 Are you with child? 0:01:29.688,0:01:31.238 Being with a child is one of 0:01:31.238,0:01:33.928 the most common forms 0:01:33.928,0:01:35.848 of eating excessively. 0:01:36.315,0:01:39.535 Don't eat excessively! 0:01:39.535,0:01:41.995 Please, we don't want to make 0:01:41.995,0:01:45.055 more people in this world bigger. 0:01:45.055,0:01:47.145 We want to make 'em smaller! 0:01:47.145,0:01:50.035 So please, don't eat excessively. 0:01:51.783,0:01:53.693 I'm Steven Mitten's the third. 0:01:53.693,0:01:57.033 (music) DAMN! 0:01:57.033,0:01:59.843 Here, I'll do it. (random noises) 0:01:59.843,0:02:01.613 Hey! You might be asking yourself, 0:02:01.613,0:02:03.076 "What did I just watch?" 0:02:03.076,0:02:04.922 A random internet funny video. 0:02:04.922,0:02:06.116 and if you don't like it, 0:02:06.116,0:02:07.310 then you can just... 0:02:08.103,0:02:09.593 (forboding music) 0:02:09.733,0:02:13.596 Ouch! Ouuuuch! Charlie! 0:02:13.596,0:02:14.859 The hells goin' on man? 0:02:14.859,0:02:15.574 Who are you? 0:02:15.574,0:02:16.928 I'm Batman. You know like 0:02:16.928,0:02:18.848 (singing batman theme song). 0:02:18.848,0:02:20.093 Why do you got your finger 0:02:20.093,0:02:21.153 in my sidekicks mouth? 0:02:21.153,0:02:22.104 They're just random. 0:02:22.104,0:02:24.509 Yeehaw! Way to go cowboy! 0:02:24.588,0:02:25.468 I get it now. 0:02:25.468,0:02:28.068 I like horses 'cause they go clipity clop. 0:02:28.248,0:02:30.060 If you guys want to see another skit 0:02:30.060,0:02:32.045 that me and Mora did, click here. 0:02:32.045,0:02:33.348 (clicking noises) 0:02:33.348,0:02:34.167 It's not working. 0:02:34.454,0:02:35.234 Lighting Round! 0:02:35.234,0:02:35.989 You're awesome! 0:02:35.989,0:02:36.947 Thanks, you are too. 0:02:36.957,0:02:38.706 What's your favorite band ever? 0:02:38.706,0:02:40.136 Creed! Duh! 0:02:40.136,0:02:43.896 (singing a Creed song) 0:02:44.096,0:02:44.845 hahahaha! 0:02:44.845,0:02:45.792 Are you serious? 0:02:45.792,0:02:47.217 Yeah, it's probably Blink 182. 0:02:47.217,0:02:48.562 Think you can do a handstand 0:02:48.562,0:02:49.543 for 5 full seconds? 0:02:49.543,0:02:50.403 Just grab my feet. 0:02:50.403,0:02:51.273 Just grab my feet. 0:02:51.273,0:02:52.520 I don't think this counts. 0:02:52.520,0:02:53.555 No, it's gonna work! 0:02:53.613,0:02:55.133 Alright! They don't know. 0:02:55.133,0:02:55.945 Just count to 5. 0:02:55.995,0:02:57.762 Do you go big or go home? 0:02:57.762,0:03:00.100 I go home 'cause it's cold outside 0:03:00.100,0:03:02.807 and I have a fireplace that keeps me warm 0:03:02.807,0:03:04.047 with sheets. 0:03:04.147,0:03:05.169 Wow! That was fun! 0:03:05.169,0:03:06.577 Yeah, except we didn't 0:03:06.577,0:03:07.985 get struck by lightening. 0:03:07.985,0:03:08.924 (lightening strike) 0:03:09.092,0:03:10.712 Anyways, guys, thanks for watching 0:03:10.712,0:03:11.869 and be sure to check out 0:03:11.869,0:03:13.304 the video I did with my friend 0:03:13.304,0:03:15.054 from breakfast for dinner right here 0:03:15.054,0:03:16.257 on my second channel. 0:03:16.257,0:03:18.782 I play... a coffee drug lord and 0:03:18.782,0:03:23.024 we explore the world of gourmet cooking. 0:03:23.024,0:03:23.748 (kissing sound) 0:03:23.748,0:03:25.683 Thanks for watching the show, everybody! 0:03:25.683,0:03:27.704 Follow me on Twitter and Facebook 0:03:27.704,0:03:32.403 and Google+. Whooooo! 0:03:33.062,0:03:36.632 Hey, if you could fly what would you do? 0:03:37.555,0:03:42.595 (music)