Aloha brothers and sisters,
mothers and fathers,
aunties and uncles,
and grandmother and grandfather.
Today I [interrup ted by loud music]
[music stops] Cut the racket, Jeffery.
Jeffery: I sorry
Ah sorry, where was I... Oh yeah,
I'm here to tell you about
the New Years' Eve Party of the Year!
That's right everybody!
[plucks guitar strings and sings badly] [loud sigh]
Cut the racket, Jeffery.
Jeffery: I sorry
That's right! Roadrunner and Bud Light
present the New Years Party of the Year!!
[badly plays violin]
Cut the racket, Jeffery. [music continues]
Cut the racket, Jeffery!
Jeffery: I sorry.
Psh... this guy.
Featuring over 30 DJs and bands!
Performing... [cut off by drums] George, George, George of the Jungle
[sigh]
Featuring over 30 DJs and bands,
Performing live in front of your faces!
That's right [drumming interrupts]
Jeffery!
[drums again]
Cut the racket, Jeffery!!
[drums again]
Cut the racket, Jeffery!!
[bangs again]
Cut The Racket, Jeffery!!
[laughs]
Jeffery: I sorry Uncle.
[drum dragging along floor] [Sigh]
Yeah. So, the party of the year!!
That's right Hawaii,
get excited!
You ready to rock out to the
[begins strumming guitar]
[exasperated sigh]
Jeffery: I like be like Jack Johnsalonko. [strums again]
Ahh!
Jeffery: Okay, I sorry.
Jeffery: I sorry.
And here's the finale,
join us at midnight when we launch the
Ultimate Firework Show!!!
[imitates firework] [piano begins]
CUT THE RACKET, JEFFERY!
[piano stops]
Cut the Racket, Jeffery!!!
Jeffery: What?
Bra you're so annoying bro
Jeffery: Oh, I sorry Uncle.
21 and over, that's right Hawaii
be there at Aloha Tower Marketplace for
the Roadrunner Bud Light New Year's
Party of the Year!!
Okay, now Jeffery you can cue the music.
[silence]
Okay, now Jeffery.
[silence]
Where'd he go?
[music]