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Dad 1: Man, I miss being young, you know?

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Dad 2: Oh, man! Me too, man.
No work, didn't have to do nothing!

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Dad 1: Yeah, I used to play 
pretend all the time.

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Dad 2: Ninja Turtles.
Dad 1: Oh yeah, Ninja Turtles!

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Dad 2: Cowboys...

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Dad 1: I love Power Rangers,
I was like "Waaah! Power Ranger".

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Dad 2: I remember I used to be like 
"Ninja Turtles!"

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[mock punches and karate]

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Son 1 :Dude, our dads are weird.
Son 2: I know, right?

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Dad 1: It's my turn!
Dad 2: It's my turn!

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Dad 1: No, it's my turn!
Dad 2: No, give it to me!

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Dad 1: It was my turn, you had it...
Son 2: Guys, you guys, share that Ipad!

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Dad 1: Okay, we stop! We stop.

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Dad 2: We're gonna share the Ipad...
Dad 1: Okay.

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Dad 2: At my house.

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Dad 1: No, it's at my house.
Dad 2: At my house!

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Dad 1: My house!
Dad 2: My house!

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Daughter: Are you boys playing nicely?

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Dads and sons: Yeah.
Dad 2: Yeah, honey.

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Mom: Okay, dinner is ready soon.

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Dad 1: Shoulder dislocated, guy. It aches.
Dad 2: Hold on, you alright?

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Dad 1: Yeah.
Nah, I got you! [laughs]