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ERB - Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

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    whose rap flow's the dopest?
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    Marilyn Monroe's is
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    overthrow Pharaohs
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    who oppose me like Moses
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    you could never kick my ass
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    so kiss my clitoris
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    this ugly hag and KassemG
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    got matching noses
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    you betta hold more
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    than your skirt miss please
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    I'm the Queen Of The Nile
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    so just bow down to me
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    plus you got so much experience
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    down on your knees
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    married a writer
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    but I don't even think
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    you can read
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    you'll sleep with any ugly dude
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    who says he likes it hot
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    even Joe DiMaggio
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    took a swing
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    in your batters box
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    I'm a descendant of the Gods
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    don't anger me trick
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    you'll lose this battle
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    like your bout with barbiturates
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    I had some ugly boys
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    but you're forgetting the others
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    Marlon Brando and the Kennedys
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    while you fucked your own brothers
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    you think you so chic
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    up in your fancy palace
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    gettin' Lo on Marc Antony
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    tossing Caesar's salad
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    you wear too much eye liner
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    for anyone to adore you
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    you might as well be working
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    the door at Sephora
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    I got an ass that won't quit
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    you had an asp and got bit
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    on the tit
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    somebody wrap this bitch
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    back up in a carpet
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    you still got no children
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    after your third marriage
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    you lost so many babies
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    we should call you Miss Carriage
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    you got an hourglass figure
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    but that's about it
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    a candle in the wind
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    that can't act for shit
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    translate this into hieroglyphs
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    your sandy vagina
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    has a Seven Year Itch
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    my best friends are diamonds
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    you can't beat me
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    quit trippin'
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    step off and walk your ass home
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    like an Egyptian
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    who won?
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    who's next?
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    you decide
Title:
ERB - Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
Description:

Epic Rap Battles of History
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 2 - Part 1
Duration:
01:46

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