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ERB - Mario Bros vs Wright Bros

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    we're the Wright brothers
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    and there can't be no other
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    we don't wanna cause trouble
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    are you looking for your lover?
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    cause your princess is in our castle now
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    yeah she's gone
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    we stayed up all night
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    playing Donkey Kong
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    before us
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    people only used to fly in balloons
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    you think we're scared
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    of two idiots addicted to shrooms?
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    you shoulda woulda coulda
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    come to lose an extra life
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    so just dudda dudda dudda
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    back down in your pipe
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    Itsa me Mario
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    and Luigi motha @@@@@
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    why don't you's get back in your biplane
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    and make out with each other?
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    look at these two
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    their lives must have been horrible
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    two dorky dudes
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    named Wilbur and Orville
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    you spent all your time on one machine?
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    sheesh
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    if you wanted to fly
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    you shoulda just eaten this leaf
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    you should eat something anyway
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    look at you so skinny!
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    you might fly like a hawk
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    but you fight like a kitty
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    we don't need to fight
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    we're the fathers of flight
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    representing North Carolina
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    aiiiiight
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    we'll be pressing all your buttons
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    like we're the controller
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    conquer every level of your 2D scroller
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    you talk a lot of trash
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    but let me tell you something
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    we're gonna beat you so fast
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    it's like we're holding down the B button
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    we're serving up an 8-bit fist
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    made to order
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    that'll knock you off the back
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    of your own stupid quarters
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    like POW
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    how you like me now?
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    spit flames out our mouths
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    like our name was Bowser
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    you'll get pummeled
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    you'll wish you never stumbled
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    out your little wind tunnel
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    we've been dropping ba-bombs
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    since we started this song
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    sorry Wright Brothers
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    this time you chose wrong
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    who won?
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    who's next?
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    you decide
Title:
ERB - Mario Bros vs Wright Bros
Description:

Epic Rap Battles of History
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 2 - Part 1
Duration:
01:46

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