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Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.67,0:00:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quale rap è più figo?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.03,0:00:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quello di Marylin Monroe!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.10,0:00:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sconfiggo i faraoni
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.15,0:00:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che mi si oppongono, come Mosè!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.46,0:00:15.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non mi prenderai a calci in culo,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.81,0:00:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perciò baciami il clitoride!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.05,0:00:18.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Questa brutta megera e Kassem G
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.47,0:00:19.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hanno lo stesso naso!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.61,0:00:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,È meglio che ti abbassi, signorina,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.39,0:00:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e non solo la gonna!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.90,0:00:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono la Regina del Nilo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.11,0:00:24.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quindi prostrati a me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.38,0:00:25.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poi hai così tanta esperienza
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.85,0:00:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a stare giù in ginocchio...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.80,0:00:27.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hai sposato uno scrittore,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.66,0:00:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma mi sa che
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.60,0:00:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non sai nemmeno leggere!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.49,0:00:30.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dormiresti con qualsiasi cesso
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,se dicesse che gli piace caldo:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.78,0:00:32.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anche Joe DiMaggio
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.87,0:00:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ha fatto una battuta
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.65,0:00:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sul tuo diamante!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.65,0:00:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io discendo dagli Dei,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.07,0:00:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non farmi infuriare!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.17,0:00:37.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perderai questa battaglia
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.93,0:00:39.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come quella contro i barbiturici!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.29,0:00:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono stata con ragazzi brutti
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.34,0:00:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma ti dimentichi degli altri:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.70,0:00:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marlon Brando e i Kennedy,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.98,0:00:44.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentre tu scopavi con i tuoi fratelli!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.31,0:00:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pensi di essere chic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.26,0:00:46.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nel tuo elegante palazzo,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.68,0:00:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentre ti abbassi con Marco Antonio
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.90,0:00:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o lecchi il culo di Cesare?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.28,0:00:50.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti metti troppo eyeliner
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.43,0:00:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per chiunque voglia adorarti:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.73,0:00:52.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,potresti anche essere
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.93,0:00:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,una cassiera di Sephora!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.93,0:00:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho un bel culo che non cade,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.18,0:00:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tu hai un'aspide che ti ha morso!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.52,0:00:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sulla tetta!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.25,0:00:58.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Qualcuno riavvolga quella stronza
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.35,0:00:59.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nel suo tappeto!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.11,0:01:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ancora non hai figli
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.20,0:01:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dopo tre matrimoni?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.52,0:01:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hai perso così tanti bambini
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.66,0:01:03.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che dovremmo chiamarti Miss Aborto!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.87,0:01:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hai un corpo a clessidra,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.30,0:01:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma è tutto qui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.58,0:01:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Una candela nel vento
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.74,0:01:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che sa recitare da schifo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.13,0:01:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Traduci questo in geroglifici:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.42,0:01:12.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,la tua vagina sabbiosa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.62,0:01:14.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prude da sette anni!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.04,0:01:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I miei migliori amici sono i diamanti!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.30,0:01:16.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non puoi battermi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.24,0:01:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smettila di farti i viaggi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.76,0:01:17.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vattene e cammina verso casa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.100,0:01:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come un'egiziana!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.40,0:01:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi ha vinto?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.06,0:01:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi è il prossimo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.95,0:01:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo decidi tu!