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Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.67,0:00:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inner North London, top floor flat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.99,0:00:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All white walls, white carpet, white cat,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.04,0:00:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rice Paper partitions,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.98,0:00:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Modern art and ambition
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.57,0:00:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The host’s a physician,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.04,0:00:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bright bloke, has his own practice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.56,0:00:27.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His girlfriend’s an actress
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.77,0:00:29.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An old mate of ours from home
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.42,0:00:30.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they’re always great fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.95,0:00:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So to dinner we’ve come.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.93,0:00:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The 5th guest is an unknown,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.90,0:00:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The hosts have just thrown us together for a favor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.30,0:00:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause this girl’s just arrived from Australia
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.38,0:00:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she's moved to North London
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.77,0:00:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she’s the sister of someone
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.12,0:00:46.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or has some connection.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.10,0:00:47.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As we make introductions
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.73,0:00:49.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m struck by her beauty
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.56,0:00:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She’s irrefutably fair
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.17,0:00:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With dark eyes and dark hair
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.30,0:00:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But as she sits
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.61,0:00:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I admit I’m a little bit wary
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.74,0:00:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I notice the tip of the wing of a fairy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.35,0:01:01.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tattooed on that popular area
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.31,0:01:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just above the derrière
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.68,0:01:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when she says “I’m Sagittarien”
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.00,0:01:08.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I confess a pigeonhole starts to form
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.34,0:01:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And is immediately filled with pigeon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.33,0:01:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When she says her name is Storm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.76,0:01:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conversation is initially bright and light hearted
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.56,0:01:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it’s not long before Storm gets started:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.26,0:01:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“You can’t know anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.08,0:01:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knowledge is merely opinion”
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.08,0:01:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She opines, over her Cabernet Sauvignon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.90,0:01:27.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vis a vis
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.54,0:01:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some unhippily
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.04,0:01:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Empirical comment made by me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.56,0:01:33.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Not a good start” I think
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.24,0:01:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’re only on pre-dinner drinks
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.74,0:01:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And across the room, my wife
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.26,0:01:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Widens her eyes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.62,0:01:39.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Silently begs me: Be Nice!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.64,0:01:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A matrimonial warning
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.82,0:01:42.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not worth ignoring
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.24,0:01:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I resist the urge to ask Storm
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.18,0:01:46.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whether knowledge is so loose-weave
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.23,0:01:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of a morning
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.46,0:01:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When deciding whether to leave
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.63,0:01:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Her apartment by the front door
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.73,0:01:53.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or a window on her second floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.86,0:01:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The food is delicious and Storm,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.02,0:01:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whilst avoiding all meat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.45,0:01:59.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happily sits and eats
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.91,0:02:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As the good doctor, slightly pissedly
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.44,0:02:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holds court on some anachronistic aspect of medical history
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.90,0:02:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Storm suddenly insists
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.64,0:02:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“But the human body is a mystery!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.31,0:02:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Science just falls in a hole
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.40,0:02:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When it tries to explain the the nature of the soul.”
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.25,0:02:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My hostess throws me a glance
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.72,0:02:20.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She, like my wife, knows there’s a chance
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.97,0:02:23.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll be off on one of my rare, but fun, rants
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.89,0:02:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I shan't. My lips are sealed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.50,0:02:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want to enjoy the meal
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.38,0:02:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And although Storm is starting to get my goat
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.61,0:02:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no intention of rocking the boat,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.98,0:02:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Although it’s becoming a bit of a wrestle
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.65,0:02:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because -- like her meteorological namesake -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.60,0:02:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Storm has no such concerns for our vessel.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.24,0:02:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Pharmaceutical companies are the enemy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.01,0:02:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They promote drug dependency
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.84,0:02:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the cost of the natural remedies
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.82,0:02:46.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That are all our bodies need
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.87,0:02:48.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are immoral and driven by greed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.53,0:02:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why take drugs
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.95,0:02:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When herbs can solve it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.27,0:02:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why use chemicals
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.57,0:02:53.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When homeopathic solvents
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.82,0:02:54.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can resolve it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.98,0:02:56.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s time we all return to live
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.63,0:02:57.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With natural medical alternatives.”
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.06,0:03:00.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And try as I like,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.77,0:03:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A small crack appears
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.60,0:03:04.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my diplomacy-dike.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.55,0:03:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“By definition”, I begin
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.04,0:03:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Alternative Medicine”, I continue
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.87,0:03:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Has either not been proved to work,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.45,0:03:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or been proved not to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.33,0:03:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what they call “alternative medicine”
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.28,0:03:19.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s been proved to work?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.41,0:03:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Medicine.”
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.52,0:03:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“So you don’t believe
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.64,0:03:23.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In ANY Natural remedies?”
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.65,0:03:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“On the contrary, Storm.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.94,0:03:26.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, before we came to tea,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.82,0:03:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I took a remedy
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.45,0:03:30.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Derived from the bark of a willow tree
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.05,0:03:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A painkiller that’s virtually side-effect free
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.93,0:03:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s got a weird name,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.48,0:03:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darling, what was it again?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.67,0:03:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Masprin?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.76,0:03:37.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basprin?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.97,0:03:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes. Asprin!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.01,0:03:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which I paid about a buck for
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.36,0:03:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Down at the local drugstore.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.82,0:03:44.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The debate briefly abates
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.14,0:03:45.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As our hosts collects plates
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.65,0:03:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but as they return with desserts
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.02,0:03:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Storm pertly asserts,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.60,0:03:50.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Shakespeare said it first:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.20,0:03:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are more things in heaven and earth
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.38,0:03:54.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Than exist in your philosophy…
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.31,0:03:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Science is just how we’re trained to look at reality,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.33,0:04:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't explain love or spirituality.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.63,0:04:03.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does science explain psychics?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.07,0:04:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Auras; the afterlife; the power of prayer?”
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.74,0:04:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m becoming aware
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.08,0:04:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I’m staring,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.36,0:04:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m like a rabbit suddenly trapped
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.10,0:04:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the blinding headlights of vacuous crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.05,0:04:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it’s the Hamlet she just misquothed
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.86,0:04:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or the eighth glass of wine I just quaffed
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.23,0:04:20.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But my diplomacy dike groans
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.36,0:04:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the arsehole held back by its stones
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.64,0:04:24.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can be held back no more:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.28,0:04:25.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Look , Storm, I don’t mean to bore ya
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.94,0:04:27.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there’s no such thing as an aura!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.91,0:04:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Reading Auras is like reading minds
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.07,0:04:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or tea-leaves or star-signs or meridian lines
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.65,0:04:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These people aren’t plying a skill,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.27,0:04:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are either lying or mentally ill.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.06,0:04:41.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Same goes for people who claim they can hear God’s demands
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.05,0:04:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or spiritual healers who think they've got magic hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.94,0:04:44.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.75,0:04:45.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do we think it's OK
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.91,0:04:47.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For people to pretend they can talk to the dead?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.39,0:04:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that totally fucked in the head?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.90,0:04:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lying to some crying woman whose child has died
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.52,0:04:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And telling her you’re in touch with the other side?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.89,0:04:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that’s just fundamentally sick
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.10,0:05:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do we need to clarify here that there’s no such thing as a psychic?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.32,0:05:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, are we fucking 2?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.60,0:05:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do we actually think that Horton Heard a Who?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.06,0:05:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do we still believe that Santa brings us gifts?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.82,0:05:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That Michael Jackson didn't have face lifts?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.31,0:05:13.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we still so stunned by circus tricks
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.21,0:05:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That we think that the dead would
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.89,0:05:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wanna talk to pricks
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.35,0:05:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like John Edwards?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.20,0:05:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Storm to her credit despite my derision
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.48,0:05:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keeps firing off clichés with startling precision
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.36,0:05:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a sniper using bollocks for ammunition
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.22,0:05:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“You’re so sure of your position
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.84,0:05:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you’re just closed-minded
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.70,0:05:32.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you’ll find
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.79,0:05:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That your faith in science and tests
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.06,0:05:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is just as blind
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.27,0:05:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As the faith of any fundamentalist”
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.80,0:05:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Wow, that’s a good point, let me think for a bit
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.06,0:05:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wait, my mistake, that’s absolute bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.15,0:05:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Science adjusts it’s views based on what’s observed
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.60,0:05:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.47,0:05:56.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you show me
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.14,0:05:57.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That, say, homeopathy works,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.63,0:05:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I will change my mind
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.54,0:06:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll spin on a fucking dime
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.77,0:06:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll be as embarrassed as hell,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.39,0:06:05.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I will run through the streets yelling
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.37,0:06:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s a miracle! Take physics and bin it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.43,0:06:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Water has memory!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.10,0:06:14.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And while it’s memory of a long lost drop of onion juice is Infinite
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.05,0:06:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It somehow forgets all the poo it’s had in it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.40,0:06:18.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You show me that it works and how it works
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.73,0:06:20.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when I’ve recovered from the shock
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.07,0:06:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will take a compass and carve Fancy That on the side of my cock.”
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.38,0:06:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone's just staring now,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.17,0:06:29.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I’m pretty pissed and I’ve dug this far down,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.42,0:06:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I figure, in for penny, in for a pound:
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.49,0:06:35.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Life is full of mysteries, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.18,0:06:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there are answers out there
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.13,0:06:38.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they won’t be found
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.59,0:06:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By people sitting around
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.10,0:06:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looking serious
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.24,0:06:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And saying isn’t life mysterious?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.75,0:06:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let’s sit here and hope
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.44,0:06:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let’s call up the fucking Pope
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.93,0:06:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let’s go watch Oprah
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.21,0:06:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interview Deepak Chopra
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.90,0:06:52.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you’re going to watch telly, you should watch Scooby Doo.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.74,0:06:54.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That show was so cool
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.43,0:06:56.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because every time there’s a church with a ghoul
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.66,0:06:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or a ghost in a school
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.31,0:07:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.14,0:07:05.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fucking janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.35,0:07:07.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because throughout history
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.02,0:07:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every mystery
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.99,0:07:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ever solved has turned out to be
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.84,0:07:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not Magic.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.08,0:07:16.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does the idea that there might be knowledge
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.58,0:07:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frighten you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.93,0:07:19.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does the idea that one afternoon
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.65,0:07:21.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On Wiki-fucking-pedia might enlighten you
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.74,0:07:23.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frighten you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.05,0:07:25.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does the notion that there may not be a supernatural
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.27,0:07:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So blow your hippy noodle
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.98,0:07:29.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That you would rather just stand in the fog
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.07,0:07:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of your inability to Google?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.51,0:07:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn’t this enough?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.35,0:07:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just this world?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.08,0:07:46.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just this beautiful, complex
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.65,0:07:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wonderfully unfathomable, natural world?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.17,0:07:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it so fail to hold our attention
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.20,0:07:57.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That we have to diminish it with the invention
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.05,0:08:00.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of cheap, man-made Myths and Monsters?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.35,0:08:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you’re so into Shakespeare
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.11,0:08:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lend me your ear:
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.55,0:08:11.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“To gild refined gold, to paint the lily,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.94,0:08:17.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To throw perfume on the violet… is just fucking silly”
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.65,0:08:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or something like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.81,0:08:21.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or what about Satchmo?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.07,0:08:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see trees of green,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.71,0:08:24.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Red roses too,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.90,0:08:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And fine, if you wish to
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.26,0:08:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Glorify Krishna and Vishnu
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.84,0:08:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a post-colonial, condescending
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.86,0:08:31.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bottled-up and labeled kind of way
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.91,0:08:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then whatever, that’s ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.09,0:08:35.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But here’s what gives me a hard-on:
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.85,0:08:42.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am a tiny, insignificant, ignorant bit of carbon.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.35,0:08:45.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have one life, and it is short
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.65,0:08:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And unimportant…
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.63,0:08:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But thanks to recent scientific advances
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.11,0:08:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get to live twice as long as my great great great great uncleses and auntses.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.64,0:09:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twice as long to live this life of mine
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.16,0:09:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twice as long to love this wife of mine
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.83,0:09:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twice as many years of friends and wine
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.06,0:09:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of sharing curries and getting shitty
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.72,0:09:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With good-looking hippies
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.14,0:09:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With fairies on their spines
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.58,0:09:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And butterflies on their titties.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.66,0:09:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if perchance I have offended
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.89,0:09:29.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think but this and all is mended:
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.21,0:09:31.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’d as well be 10 minutes back in time,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.65,0:09:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For all the chance you’ll change your mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.41,0:09:43.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Written and performed by Tim Minchin
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.63,0:09:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Directed by DC Turner
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.12,0:09:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Produced by Tracy King
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.72,0:09:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Character Design and animation by DC Turner
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.11,0:09:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Camera & Effects: Ricky Earl, Fraser Davidson, DC Turner, Andrew Flatt
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.54,0:10:02.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Supporting Character Animation: Ricky Earl, Kei Phillips, Ash Collins, Valentina Grasso, Betty Le Bon, Fraser Davidson
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.65,0:10:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Supporting character artwork: Kei Phillips, Ricky Earl, Diego Garcia, Betty Le Bon, Fraiser Davidson, Rachael King, Stuart Mason, Manu Roig
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.78,0:10:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sound: Milton Mermikedes, Bridget Merkimedes, Holley Gray, Matthias Simmons, Pete Clements
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.68,0:10:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Additional Storyboards: Tracy King, Fraser Davidson, Ricky Earl, Joe Pavlo
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.49,0:10:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With thanks to: Sid Rodrigues, Rebecca Watson, Jane Goldman and family, Chris Blohm, Loretta King, Susan Turner
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.11,0:10:25.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With thanks to: Lyndsey Brown, Shella Livingston, Helen Jack, Chris Cox, Tom Milsom, Robin Ince
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.85,0:10:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,© Storm Movie 2011 All Rights Reserved. stormmovie.net, timminchin.com, kershoot.com