[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.50,0:00:12.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu sou Adolph Hitler
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.41,0:00:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Comandante do Terceiro Reich
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.03,0:00:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Facto pouco conhecido
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.08,0:00:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Também comando com o mic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.62,0:00:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu és Vader
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.64,0:00:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Com as tuas pequenas botas e capa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.45,0:00:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e um capacete que tapa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.73,0:00:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,essa fronha queimada
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.16,0:00:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu tens a Força para mover objectos
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.57,0:00:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu sou uma força real e malévola
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.15,0:00:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Até regressei ao passado
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.39,0:00:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e transformei-te em prequela
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.05,0:00:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Olha para a tua figura
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.96,0:00:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ès uma personagem de ficção
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.78,0:00:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prefiro ver-te no Spaceballs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.30,0:00:33.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rick Moranis na interpretação
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.59,0:00:34.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu não podes rimar contra
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.62,0:00:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o lado negro da Força
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.67,0:00:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque te dás ao trabalho?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.55,0:00:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tantos sócios que estiveram com a tua mãe
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.80,0:00:39.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quem sabe,talvez até sejas meu pirralho?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.15,0:00:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,És um pequeno bandalho
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.70,0:00:41.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,com uma pila Napoleónica
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.88,0:00:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chamas a isso um bigode?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.01,0:00:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu chamo-lhe Dirty Sanchez na beiçola
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.01,0:00:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sua cabra
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.77,0:00:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deixa-me lembrar-te quem eu sou
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.10,0:00:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tudo o que tu já fizeste
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.34,0:00:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fui eu quem o inventou
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.90,0:00:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sou o Lord Negro original
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.18,0:00:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tu és tipo aprendiz de feiticeiro
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.82,0:00:53.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,os meus tropas fazem os teus
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.97,0:00:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parecer como se alguém
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.76,0:00:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cagasse clones por inteiro
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.35,0:00:57.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu fedes Vader
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.57,0:00:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o teu estilo tresanda a lixeiro
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.02,0:01:00.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Estás a precisar de te lavar,mano
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.35,0:01:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,entra aqui no meu chuveiro
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.79,0:01:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu viro os teus amigos contra ti
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.11,0:01:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o meu discurso incita odiosos mesquinhos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.61,0:01:05.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o que é que o teu sabre de luz contra
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.79,0:01:07.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,um clan dos teus brancos vizinhos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.84,0:01:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chupa-me os tomates de robot
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.50,0:01:11.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,agora dá um passo atrás
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.63,0:01:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e deixa-me congelar-te
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.08,0:01:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Em banho de Carbonite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.46,0:01:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Para o teu cú que marcha em passo de ganso
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.86,0:01:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vou chamar o meu mano em Israel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.37,0:01:19.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Para ver quem ri por último
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.17,0:01:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quem ganhou?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.46,0:01:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quem é o próximo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.61,0:01:22.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu decides