[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.50,0:00:12.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Adolph Hitler
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.41,0:00:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commander of the Third Reich
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.03,0:00:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little known fact:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.08,0:00:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also dope on the mic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.62,0:00:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are Vader
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.64,0:00:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with your little boots and cape
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.45,0:00:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and helmet to cover up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.73,0:00:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that burnt-ass face
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.16,0:00:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have the force to move objects
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.57,0:00:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am a force truly evil
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.15,0:00:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even went back in time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.39,0:00:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and turned you whack in the prequel
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.05,0:00:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause look at you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.96,0:00:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not even a real person
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.78,0:00:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I preferred you in Spaceballs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.30,0:00:33.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Rick Moranis version
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.59,0:00:34.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't rhyme against
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.62,0:00:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the dark side of the force
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.67,0:00:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why even bother?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.55,0:00:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So many dudes been with your mom
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.80,0:00:39.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who even knows if I'm your father?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.15,0:00:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a pissed off little prick
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.70,0:00:41.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a Napoleon dick
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.88,0:00:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you call that a mustache?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.01,0:00:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.01,0:00:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.77,0:00:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me remind you who you're messing with
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.10,0:00:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything that you did
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.34,0:00:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the mother fucker who invented it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.90,0:00:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the original Dark Lord
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.18,0:00:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're like the sorcerer's apprentice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.82,0:00:53.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my stormtroopers make yours
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.97,0:00:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look like someone
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.76,0:00:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,took a piece of shit and cloned it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.35,0:00:57.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You stink Vader
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.57,0:00:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your style smells something sour
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.02,0:01:00.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to wash up, dawg
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.35,0:01:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here, step in my shower
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.79,0:01:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll turn all your friends against you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.11,0:01:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just my speeches breed haters
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.61,0:01:05.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your lightsaber VS a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.79,0:01:07.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clan of all your white neighbors?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.84,0:01:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suck my robot balls
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.50,0:01:11.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now take a step back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.63,0:01:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and let me freeze yours off
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.08,0:01:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little Carbonite bath
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.46,0:01:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for your goose stepping ass
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.86,0:01:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll call my homeboy in Israel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.37,0:01:19.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,see who got the last laugh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.17,0:01:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.46,0:01:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.61,0:01:22.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you decide