[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.64,0:00:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Adolf Hitler! / Commander of the Third Reich! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little known fact: / Also dope on the mic! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.93,0:00:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are Vader, / with your little boots and cape! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.89,0:00:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.60,0:00:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have the force to move objects / I am a force truly evil! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.60,0:00:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even went back in time / and turned you whack in the prequel! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.27,0:00:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause look at you / You’re not even a real person! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.06,0:00:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I preferred you in SPACEBALLS! / The Rick Moranis version!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.16,0:00:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can’t rhyme against the Dark Side of the Force / Why even bother? /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.86,0:00:39.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So many dudes been with your mom / who even knows if I’m your father? /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.66,0:00:42.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re a pissed off little prick / with a Napoleon dick! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.45,0:00:45.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You call that a mustache? / I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip! / You bitch! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.95,0:00:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me remind you who you’re messing with!/
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.84,0:00:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All that shit you did / I’m the motherfucker who INVENTED it! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.38,0:00:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m the ORIGINAL Dark Lord / You’re like the Sorcerer’s Apprentice! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.30,0:00:56.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My Storm Troopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.59,0:00:59.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You stink, Vader! / Your style smells something sour! /
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.42,0:01:02.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to wash up, / Here, / take a step inside my shower! /
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.17,0:01:05.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll turn ALL your friends against you / Just my speeches breed haters! /
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.10,0:01:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s your lightsaber / vs. a clan of all your white neighbors? /
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.10,0:01:11.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suck my robot balls! /
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.02,0:01:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now take a step back / and let me freeze yours off!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.52,0:01:16.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little carbonite bath / for your goose-stepping ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.27,0:01:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’ll call my homeboy in Israel! / See who got the last laugh! /