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← Intolerable Cruelty (2/12) Movie CLIP - The Ass Nailer (2003) HD

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Showing Revision 2 created 01/22/2019 by Michel Smits.

  1. - [Petch] Mm-hmm, yeah!
    [Woman Screaming]
  2. I'm gon' nail yo' ass!
    I'm gon' nail yo' ass!
  3. I'm gon'nail yo' ass!
  4. Yep, I nailed his ass.
  5. I thought he'd outgrown trains.
  6. They never grow up, lady.
    They just get tubby.
  7. How charming.
  8. An aphorist.
  9. Oh, yeah, I've always
    had ample proportions.
  10. But believe you me, it's all muscle.
    I'm as hard as a rock.
  11. I'm not one of these cream puff,
    sit-behind-the-desk private dicks.
  12. - I'm an ass-nailer.
    - [Marylin] So I see.
  13. Gym four times a week...
    hour and a half, plus stretching,
  14. LifeCycle, LifeStep, LifeCircuit.
  15. Gus Petch don't pussyfoot around.
  16. I must say, for someone in your line of work,
    you don't exhibit a great deal of tact.
  17. You want tact, call a tactician.
  18. You want an ass nailed,
    you call Gus Petch.
  19. Christ, you seem to be
    taking it pretty good.
  20. I seen 'em come in here, weep and
    wail like Baptists at a funeral.
  21. Like they hired me to prove
    their husbands weren't foolin' around.
  22. - Don't get me wrong, Mr., um...
    - [Petch] Petch.
  23. Gus Petch.
  24. - [Marylin] Whilst I don't find
    this terribly amusing,
  25. I am delighted that you found this material.
  26. This is going to be my passport to wealth,
  27. independence
  28. and freedom.
  29. [chuckles]
  30. Sounds like to me,
  31. you gon'nail his ass!