ERB - Adam vs Eve
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0:09 - 0:10this battle's gonna end
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0:10 - 0:11like every argument does
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0:11 - 0:12with you kissing my ass
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0:12 - 0:13and begging me for a rub
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0:13 - 0:14I made a map mother fucker
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0:14 - 0:16and I'm reading it too
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0:16 - 0:17gives me specific directions
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0:17 - 0:18how to fuck with you
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0:18 - 0:19I know that you like to think
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0:19 - 0:20you're so macho
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0:20 - 0:21but you smell like
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0:21 - 0:23ball sacs and nachos
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0:23 - 0:23I work
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0:23 - 0:25while you and your boyfriend Steve
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0:25 - 0:26drink and play sports
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0:26 - 0:27in a fantasy league
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0:27 - 0:28you're as sharp as a stick
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0:28 - 0:29that I rub on my lips
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0:29 - 0:30so go ahead take a shot
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0:30 - 0:31I'm sure that you'll miss
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0:31 - 0:32like the laundry
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0:32 - 0:33the toilet
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0:33 - 0:34the grocery list
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0:34 - 0:35if you'd stop fucking up
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0:35 - 0:36I wouldn't have to get pissed
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0:36 - 0:37my life was fine til you had to
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0:37 - 0:38come along and wreck it
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0:38 - 0:40could you please just shut your face
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0:40 - 0:41for ten seconds?
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0:41 - 0:42you cry about everything
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0:42 - 0:43but can't decide what you want
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0:43 - 0:43I'm hungry
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0:43 - 0:44I'm fat
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0:44 - 0:44I'm cold
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0:44 - 0:45I'm hot
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0:45 - 0:46you call it complex
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0:46 - 0:47but yo I'd call you a mess
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0:47 - 0:48you take two hours to cum
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0:48 - 0:50three more to get dressed
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0:50 - 0:51you got a lotion for this
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0:51 - 0:52you got a cream for that
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0:52 - 0:53got any perfume that smells like
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0:53 - 0:54get the fuck off my back?
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0:54 - 0:55when things are good they're great
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0:55 - 0:56and it's like I'm dreamin'
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0:56 - 0:57until your junk starts bleeding
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0:57 - 0:59and you turn to a demon
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0:59 - 1:00it ain't Summer Eve
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1:00 - 1:01don't try to play me like a douche
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1:01 - 1:02you wanna bite on my fruit
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1:02 - 1:03well you can swallow the truth
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1:03 - 1:06don't even bring up swallow
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1:06 - 1:06the first man on Earth
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1:06 - 1:08ain't a tough act to follow
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1:08 - 1:09one pump chump
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1:09 - 1:10and you're hung like a weasel
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1:10 - 1:11ditch the fig leaf
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1:11 - 1:13get yourself a pine needle
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1:13 - 1:13you want alone time?
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1:13 - 1:14have it
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1:14 - 1:15in fact
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1:15 - 1:16suck your own dick
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1:16 - 1:17and shave your own back
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1:17 - 1:18that apple's the best thing
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1:18 - 1:19I bit so far
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1:19 - 1:20now I see
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1:20 - 1:20how much of a dick you are
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1:20 - 1:22I wasn't listening
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1:22 - 1:23are you still flapping those lips?
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1:23 - 1:24I was just thinking
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1:24 - 1:26yo did I give up a rib for this
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1:26 - 1:27woman I just don't know
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1:27 - 1:28what your problem is
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1:28 - 1:29all I know is you're acting
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1:29 - 1:31like a colossal bitch
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1:36 - 1:37I'm sorry
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1:39 - 1:41I'm sorry too
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1:41 - 1:42alright...
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1:43 - 1:44don't even think about it
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1:44 - 1:44okay, that's fine, we could eat
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1:45 - 1:47who won?
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1:47 - 1:48who's next?
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1:48 - 1:50you decide
- Title:
- ERB - Adam vs Eve
- Description:
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Epic Rap Battles of History
- Video Language:
- English
- Team:
- Epic Rap Battles of History
- Project:
- ERB Season 2 - Part 3
- Duration:
- 02:04
Bobby Halick edited English subtitles for ERB Adam vs Eve | ||
mchester edited English subtitles for ERB Adam vs Eve | ||
mchester edited English subtitles for ERB Adam vs Eve | ||
Ryan Moulton edited English subtitles for ERB Adam vs Eve | ||
Ryan Moulton edited English subtitles for ERB Adam vs Eve |