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My Blackberry Is Not Working! - The One Ronnie, Preview - BBC One

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    – I bought something from you last week, and I'm very disappointed.
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    – Oh yeah? What's the problem?
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    – Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working.
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    [laughter, applause]
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    – What's the matter, it run out of juice?
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    [laughter]
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    – No, no, it's completely frozen!
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    [knocking on table]
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    – Oh, yeah, I can see that.
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    I tell you what: let's try it on orange.
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    [laughter]
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    – That's got a few black spots, you see...
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    – Oh, dear, yes. Sorry about that.
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    – Well, is there anything I can do to get my blackberry working?
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    – Well, could be an application issue.
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    Where'd you store that Blackberry?
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    – Well, it was on my desktop.
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    – Well, you could try using a mouse to drag the blackberry to the trash.
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    [laughter]
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    Then after you've done that,
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    you might wanna launch the blackberry from the desktop.
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    [laughter]
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    – Well, I've already tried that a few times.
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    I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
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    [laughter]
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    – [clears throat] Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks.
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    They've got the latest blackberries coming in then.
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    – Well, could you give me a date?
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    – Certainly.
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    [laughter]
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    – Let me put that date in my diary.
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    [laughter]
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    – Anything else I can help you with?
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    – Yes, yes. I've also got a problem, to be honest,
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    with my apple.
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    [laughter]
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    – Oh, dear, oh, dear. That is an old apple, isn't it?
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    – Yeah. – When'd you buy that?
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    – Last week.
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    – Last week? They've brought out two new apples since then!
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    [laughter]
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    What's the problem with it?
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    – Well, I tried to put my dongle in it...
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    [laughter]
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    and it won't fit.
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    – Oh, yeah.
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    [laughter]
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    And how big's your dongle?
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    – Well, I don't know much about these things,
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    but my wife's seen a few dongles in her time...
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    [laughter]
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    and she says a little bit on the small side.
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    [laughter]
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    – Well, I'm afraid there's not a lot I can do about that.
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    Tell you what: let me try booting it.
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    [glass shatters]
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    Now it's crashed.
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    [laughter, applause]
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    Anything else I can help you with?
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    – Well, funnily enough, yes.
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    My grandson's birthday's soon. – Oh, yeah.
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    – Now, he's already got an apple and a blackberry.
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    I mean, have you got anything else that he might just like?
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    – Well, we're doing a special offer on these.
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    I mean, I can't make head or tail of them,
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    but the kids seem to like them.
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    – Oh yeah? – "Eggs box," £3.60.
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    [laughter]
Title:
My Blackberry Is Not Working! - The One Ronnie, Preview - BBC One
Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:53

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