Yoroi: Samurai Zombie (Full Movie) - Eng Sub

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Yoroi: Samurai Zombie is a japanese zombie movie from 2008.
The following review is taken from IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1037229

This is a zombie movie that qualifies as horror flick, and not just a cheesy B movie.

A family is out for a drive on a holiday. The family consists of father Shigeo (Mitsuru Fukikoshi), mother Yasuko (Keiko Oginome), daughter Asami (Airi Nakajima), and kid brother Ryota (Ayato Kosugi). As they came through the curve on a mountain path, a man wearing white coat stands in their way with a gun. Shigeo steps on the brake but he runs over the man. But the man stands up and points a gun at Shigeo. Just then, a man wearing black named Jiro (Hironobu Ueda) comes out and shoots the man in white. His partner Risa (Nana Natsume) shows up, and they order the family to drive through an area blocked off from public access. As they push on, the navigation system in the car suddenly turns red, and the tire bursts. Shingo is ordered to find another car, but as he heads for a near by village, and passes by an old grave yard, he's possessed in a trans and cuts his own head off. As his blood soaks the ground, an ancient Japanese samurai in an armor rises from the ground. This samurai zombie shows up before Jiro and the family with the head of Shingo in its hand. Risa takes the wheel and runs over the samurai. Together they escape to an old abandoned village. Two police officers chasing Jiro and Risa also approaches the village. They all encounter more samurai zombies. All the players has ties with the past, and were drawn to this situation.

The team that created "Versus", Ryuhei Kitamura, and Taku Sakaguchi swaps their role on this one, with Sakaguchi directing the movie. The actors are semi A list class actors, and adds to the quality of this movie. I think I like Sakaguchi better as a director than Kitamura.

This isn't a dumb zombie flick where wobbling zombies careens through town, but samurai zombie is zombie only in that it's living dead, and more like a ghost that has a body. There're no zombies eating flesh or people turning into zombies. It's a showdown between humans and dead samurai.

The movie is intended to be a B movie, and has loads of elements that will please the B movie fans. The only negative is the low key atmosphere that seems to be the signature of Kitamura - Sakaguchi duo.

If you're a B movie horror flicks fan, this movie is for you

It's all really hard to explain.

Some things just happen quickly,
some take time.

If you wrong someone they can get revenge.

But the story goes deeper

than you think it does.

Do you truly think you're ready for such
a thing?

Zombies, gore, and even samurai,
all bound for revenge.

All truly do make for a good story.

So why don't we begin?

Exit the light,

enter the darkness.

Scary things...

Yoroi the Samurai Zombie

I know! It was totally fun.

We really have to go again sometime.

Gotta go, bye for now.

I love this song... sometimes a drive is
just what we need.

As long as someone else is driving.

Then a person can truly be carefree.

Sometimes you are just way too much.
giggle

You shouldn't be so serious.

Take the stick out of your butt.

Sometimes that stick has its merits.

Remember that young one. It's part of
being an adult.

Someday you'll grow up.

And have bills and a family to support.

And then you too will have a different
view of the world.

I will never be like you. I'm too free.

We'll see.

See what I'm talking about? Way too
serious.

We have been driving for a while now.

Is it truly much farther?

Patience please, I will get us there.

Next year.

We're going to have a lot of fun, I can
tell.

You can only have a little fun. The big
people get to have the real fun.

I'm a big person now! I will have fun.

Just kidding!

Stop it! Stop it now!

0hh... we're there.

Now everyone remember,

having fun is a privilege and not a
right.

Except for me.

Honey, don't be like that.

I know, I'm getting hungry.

Dinner sounds so good right now.

We can all enjoy life as a family.

No pollution

or honking horns to bother us.

Barking dogs,

traffic jams.

It will truly be like a slice of heaven.

It all sounds fine and dandy but what
about when it's over.

Then it's back to normal.

But, we can still remember it.

You're telling me I have a stick...

Are we there yet?!

Just a little patience!!!

Remember, I get to have all the fun.

Oh my God!

What do we do?

Time to die.

Hi... out for a ride in the country?

Let's go.

I said... go.

So, uh

where are we going?

And who was that guy back there?

I am worried for my family

and myself.

Safety

is my primary concern.

Asshole!

Be careful, he's driving.

Just making sure he's not

one of them.

The gate is locked
so drive through it.

Bah! Do as he says!

What... what is happening?

Unknown area

What does this all mean?

Just stay calm. It's for the best.

I'm tired of walking.

Very tired.

Why me?

Get out.

Get on your feet.

Ah shit, I have no bars here.

No luck?

We have to get out of here

...get out now.

I can't be here.

I could be on a date.

Try to stay calm.

Please tell me what's going on.

The walking dead are here.

What, don't believe me?

No.
You saw it yourself.

This place is pure darkness.

Here the dead don't stay dead.

They walk, move, run, shoot.

Scary shit.

Not for a child...

or family for that matter.

You need to believe everything that
you see in front of you.

You're going to help us though

whether you like it...

or not. Your family will suffer if you
don't.

Think about it.

It's really up to you.

You may want to talk to them about it.

You have to promise me that you will
protect them.

Talk to them.

You're going to have to trust me.

I promise.

Everything will be ok.

Don't lie to us! I'm scared!

I always protect you no matter what.

You just have to stay calm for me.

Please do this for me.

Do you trust me? That I will keep us
safe?

Of course, I have nothing but faith.

Son...

It's time for you

to be a man for me and protect the
family.

A real man.

You will keep them safe.

Pinky swear that I'm a man now.

Yes.

I told them.

Hahaha... you told them... the zombies
were coming?

Get going.

Time to play.

What's on your mind.

Nothing.

Don't bull shit me.

Everything will work out. I know it.

I can make it all better.

Just watch me and I can make you
smile again.

When this is all done we'll laugh.

We'll make it through.

Outside.

Something isn't right.

No Joke... bitch.

Shut up!

You're mean.
Shut up you little shit.

Looking for something?

You do not belong here! Leave here
now!

Leave here now or else!

Leave here now or else!

Weird...

I have done... what... was... asked.

I've done it

for them.

Protect them my son.

This is taking forever.

Have patience.

We could be doing such better things.

I feel like we're just wasting our time.

I don't feel that way.

Wait...

Everyone get out.

Let's go.

Looks like he won't be back.

Just give him some more time.

He's had enough time.

Please!

Take your hands off him
or you'll regret it.

I'm just asking for more time.

Have a little compassion.

- Please, we're innocent, leave us alone.
- Nobody is innocent.

Do you know what you're doing to my
family?

Hahaha! Let me kill the little bitch just
to show we mean business.

Don't you point that at her!

I will shove that gun so far up your
ass you won't be able to shoot.

Mom, calm down please!

Look over there.

...the fuck?

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

We're in deep shit now.

Get in the van!

Get in! Get in!

Start it up.

Speak to me.

That bastard!

I just had my nails done!

Rot in hell!

Oh God! My fingers! Oh God!

Help!

I'm here! Let me see.

Maybe I can help.

What are you going to do, grow me
new fingers? That fucker cut them off!

You're losing a lot of blood.

We have to stop the bleeding.

What are you doing?

Hold this.

Your father is dead.

Shut the fuck up! I lost my fingers!

Carry this.

Get up and carry this.

You can't change what's done.

You can only...

Crying won't bring him back.

The only respectful thing to do is
move on.

And respect what he was.

So pull yourselves together

or you will

get us all killed out here.

Is that what you want?

No, it's not.

Help me.

Carry this.

What is going on?

My family is in shambles.

The walking dead are here.

It's the only way I can explain it.

This isn't a fairy tale or movie.

Not it's not...

We should go.

Let's go before it gets too dark.

Ouch, shit... ow... wow.

That was fun!

Not here... great... great.

Hello? Hello?

Let's see what we have here.

Coffee.

Where is that?

Hmm...

Fresh...

They can't be far.

Someting is... watching us, keep an eye out.

I'm tired.

Can't we just get out of here?

How?

Ditch them and let's split.

I wish it were... that easy...

I do.

Here come the police.

Let me do the talking.

Can life be any more boring?

You wanted peace and quiet.

We could put an xbox in the cruiser.

At least I could beat you while being bored.

I bet I could whip you at games.

That's all kids stuff.

So what?
Watch it fucker!

Anyways...

Nothing ever happens here, it's like a
retirement home.

Maybe that's a good thing.

I don't know.

Sometimes a little excitement is good.

Keeps the heart pumping.

And your mind working.

Check it out.

Over there.

Now this could be interesting.

I'm getting... a really bad... feeling.

I know exactly what you mean.

Let's go.

Son...

I'm scared.

Why?
Because it's hard to be a man.

Have faith.

I do but it's hard not to think about it.

I love you.

And your father always will.

Hurry up!

This is a good place.

We should be safe in here.

Just keep quiet and all will work out.

Misa, we need another helper.

Get back. Get back.

Move now!

Hey! Get back here you little shit!

We're all going to die.

Come here.

What do you need?

What will it take

to let us go?

You can have me anyway you want.

Just let us go.

Nobody will find out.

And then what?

No!

Next time... I won't stop.

What a mess.

Exciting though.

You want excitement?

Of course I do.

It's waiting for us.

Right in there.

We could just stay here... and do nothing.

Just lead boring lives.

Cross the t's and dot the i's, simple stuff.

Or we could go and live the way we want to.

A little bit of excitement keeps the heart
pounding.

It really doesn't matter to me. It's up to you.

You'll have to decide.

But me...

I think that

it's time for us

to live like men.

I'm a man.

Now it's time

to prove it to everyone on the force, I think.

I'm tired of being a joke

down at the precinct.
True respect is through there.

You make it sound like a movie.

You want a drag off this?
Yeah... but I better not.

I remember it like yesterday.

That murderer killed and killed

for sheer pleasure.
Just the sickest of things.

That's why it's locked up back there.

It became the dark secret

of our department.
Something to forget about behind a gate.

So you were a detective?

Ahh... yes I was, but that was before.

Let's go.

I'm ready to be a man.

Where are you?!

Kid...

Oh...

Would you care for a dance...

and a little bit of bloodshed too?
...so much fun for me.

Ohh...

I love your hair.

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Get off! Get off fucker!

Ahh, the simple things.

Wow... wow... ow... watch the teeth.

See God created women for certain things.

Some of them excel at those things.

Fantastically!

YOU FUCKING WHORE!

You bit my dick off!

Back off! Back off!

I'll kill the whore!

- Who are they?
- My friends.

Bullshit.

Slowly! Slowly!

Now let her go.

How do I know you're not going to fuck me over?

I have all the balls in my court... the advantage.

Maybe I'll kill her for the hell of it... for fun.

Relax... I won't do anything rash.

I promise.

You will have to trust me.

HAHAHA! What?

Do you think I'm that stupid, really?

Once I turn my back

you'll shoot me again.
No I won't.

You have my word as a man.

Alright... but no funny business.

Or they will be next.

Why didn't you heed my warnings about this
place?

This land is cursed in ways you couldn't
comprehend.

What do you mean?

You're crazy.

And weird.

The ground here is soiled in evil.

Evil?

The blood of the samurai litters this land.

Many have died here... in the past and soon to
come.

Nothing can stop the evil that is in this land.

I just want to leave.

Maybe I can if I kill you.

I am forever!

I have warned you again. You fail to listen.

Home at last.

Keep your eyes open... for anything.

Be careful, don't want to disturb the crime
scene.

Stop telling me what to do!

I can do this. I'm trained like you.

Oh my head. Don't do that again.

Do you want me to drive?

You seem a little bit on edge.

Can you handle this?

I'm fine.

Just keep your comments to yourself.

Ok, ok, ok, you win.

Let's get going.

Time is wasting. We could be missing out.

Yes, missing out on a peaceful day.

You know, you sound like you don't care.

Just grow some balls.

And get moving.

What did I say about the comments?

You're a pussy.

If you're not, then

let's go and solve a crime.

You know, I'm just being cautious.

Cautious? Give me a break. You're just scared.

Just drive so we can scare you some more.

You need to stop that.

That... was close.

I am the king I tell you!

Alright.

Let's duel.

That was unexpected.

I guess now

we get moving.

Come on.

Zero...

Hold me.

I'm here.

Stop.

Slowpoke.
Quit complaining!

I think we're onto something major here.

I have a feeling about this.

This place gives me the creeps.

Stop crying let's go.

Time to be like...

Dirty Harry.

A real badass, take no crap.

Magnum.

Shoots strait every time.

I know.

Shotgun.

That's pretty badass.

I call it old reliable.

She... never fails me.

It makes my gun look small.

Do you want to trade?

Well, I guess so. Be careful, it has a kick.

Thank you!

It's like lightning in my hand.

But...

this assault rifle...

Huge dick!

This is real firepower.

It's just so big.

Ok, let's go.

Ok.

When did you start carrying such nice stuff
with you?

It's like Christmas for me. I've been good this
year. Hahaha.

Partner.

Yeah.

Can I use that too?

Get your own.

Misa.

We go.

Kinda nice back here.

Over there... look!

Police, stop where you're at!

You're not taking us.
Just slow down.

Drop your weapons.

They've been holding us hostage.

That's obvious. And carrying their stuff for
them too.

Cover me.
Ok.

- I'm going for the one with the fucked up hair.
- Which one is that?

The guy, stupid.

Drop your weapons.

How about we just drop you and save the
trouble?

Right.
Quiet.

Listen.

We're leaving.

Either through you, or past you.

What do we do? He has hostages.

Partner...
Yes?

Lower your weapon.

Trust me.

I know what I'm doing.

I hope so.

Then pick up your gun.

Just like Dirty Harry.

Are we going to stand here all day?

Let's do this.

0k.

Oh my God!
Holy Shit!

I'll catch you.

You can't run far.

I've got you now.

Do you hear me?! I love her!

Our love is forever!

It's work.

I'm sorry.

Don't answer it.

Darling.

I have a duty I must perform.

I guess I'm just greedy.

Get away from him!

No, we should run.

Somebody tell me what the fuck that was.

Does anyone know?

Come with me.

Buddy.

Misa!

Misa... Misa!

Hurry, take this.

I'm sorry for your girl.

Die, demon die!

Shhh... be quiet.
I'm so scared.

Remember, protect your sister.

No matter what, protect her.

Come get me!

Misa... speak to me.

Wait! Wait!

Stop the car!

Son of a bitch!

Get in!

Love...

I'll hold him off.

My love...

Misa!!

What the hell are you?!

I will kill you with my last breath.

You took her from me.

MISA!

No! You can't go.

Stay with me.

You'll be ok.

We're going to be together.

Life will

be so beautiful.

We'll have each other.

I promise.

I... love... you.

Forever

and ever

darling.

Misa!

Misa...

Misa... Misa.

I'm coming for you!

And I will kill you.

I'm going to tear you limb from limb.

You ugly son of a bitch.

Misa...

You will always

be in my heart.

Always and forever.

I will never forget you.

Brother?

Don't... cry.

I'm scared. I'm so scared. I want my mummy.

Please mummy.

Calm down please.

Mum will be back with us soon.

Promise me she will.

- Please promise me.
- I promise.

I truly promise.

Please stop crying.

Now, it's time.

Leave this land now!

Find the way, to end the chaos.

Who's there?

Children?

Be quiet.

Brother!

Get down... get down.

Get down.

Get down!

Now is not the time

to go pee.

I was such a pretty girl.

Mother.

Charles!

Let him go now!

Get away from him.

You took them from me.

Charles...

Mommy!

Charles!!!

It's time.

0k.

All is as it should be.

Time to rid the earth of him.

Forever.

Help me! Help me please.

They are going to kill me!

Please someone help me!

Why?

Son... why?

Mother.

No... no... please don't die.

Oh God! Oh God help me!

I'm sorry!

Mommy... I need you.

Don't leave me!

No please don't go!

Please don't go!

You can't leave me!

I love you.

No matter what, I will always be in your heart.

I love you mum.

I had to do it

to fix the past.

I understand my son... I love you.

Remember that.

All is avenged now.

I accept my punishment.

I'll remember you!!

The End?

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