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Have you heard my story
about the Finn?
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Yeah...Well if you don't know it,
you will soon.
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Imagine it: One day I am on
the Insaoud road.
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I stumble across a petroleum engineer
with a broken-down Land Rover.
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He has a cute chick with him,
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a big blonde with dreamy eyes,
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a baby's smile...
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a real slut. I noticed her
right away,
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because women are my thing.
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It sure beats shoveling, eh?
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So with a straight face, I tell
the engineer:
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"If you want, I can drive your lady
to Agdid and call a tow truck."
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He actually said yes. So I'm alone
with the doll. Isn't that right, Saiid?
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It's all true!
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Yes, it's true.
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It's also fascinating.
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Are you going to work at all?
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Just wait, it gets better!
Doesn't it get better?
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Yeah, yeah...
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So, soon as we left,
I drove with one hand.
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And that's when the girl starts
putting on airs and graces,
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the delicate manners
of a fine lady,
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on the pretext that Saiid was there.
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Just then we arrived at the sand dunes.
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So, I said to the Finn girl:
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"Have you heard about the sand roses?"
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"No," she said.
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So I stopped the truck, and said,
"See that sand dune?
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Behind it are the most beautiful
sand roses in all of Nigeria."
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[Chuckles]
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Great. She wanted to go see.
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Two hours later, Mitch-Mitch
and his little chickie are at Iqbul Fri,
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raising glasses of Pernod.
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Suddenly, the cuckold arrives, and goes
straight to her, without saying a word.
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He shoots her a look that could
kill a buffalo.
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Someone told him?
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Sand!
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Mitch, who always says too much,
told him:
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"Once you're all set, follow my tracks
to Iqbul Fri."
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The little engineer had followed our
tracks all the way to the dunes.
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There was more than enough
evidence there.
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We might as well have waved our
underwear at him.
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How did it end?
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Done glaring at his tart, he
took a swing at the guys.
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Mitch blocked the first punch,
and told him:
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"Don't push your luck!"
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The husband said nothing?
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Well, you know. When some 250 lb.
guys say something,
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130 lb. guys tend to listen.
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