Girls Don't Poop - PooPourri.com

You would not believe the mother load I just
dropped.

And that's how I like to keep it.

Leaving not a trace I was ever here, let alone that
I just birthed a creamy behemoth

from my cavernous bowels.

Nothing is worse than stinking up the shared toilet at work.

Or the toilet at a party.

Or your lover's apartment.

Of course, flushing removes the graphic evidence.

Maybe two or three flushes, if your skid marks are as tenacious as mine.

But what can be done of that subtle scent of a ...

300-cow dairy farm?

Aerosol air fresheners aren't the most effective
option, or the healthiest.

Trying to mask the stench, giving you a nice blend of chem-lab
carnations with just a touch of feces?

So, how do you make the world believe your
poop doesn't stink?

Or in fact, that you never poop at all?

Poo-Pourri.

Poo-Pourri is the before-you-go toilet spray
that is proven to

trap those embarrassing odors at the source.

And save your relationships.

Simply spritz Poo-Pourri in the bowl to create
a film on the water's surface

that actually traps the odors in their porcelain prison.

And when your little ass-tronauts splash down

and make contact with the film,

they release Poo-pourri's pleasant aromas,

so all those around you smell is a refreshing bouquet of
essential oils.

Yes, it is a real product.

And yes, it really works.

We've sold over 4 Million bottles.

On Amazon alone, there are over 1000 reviews rating it 4.8 of 5 stars.

That's a better Amazon rating than the iPhone 5.

If it doesn't completely stop your stench from spreading,

send it back for a full refund.

Our unconditional stink-free guarantee.

If your poop stinks, click here to get your
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So whether you need to pinch a loaf at work,

cut a rope at a party,

or lay a brick at your boyfriend's,

your days of embarrassing smells or prairie-dogging it are over.

Poo-Pourri, our business is to make it smell like

your business never even happened.