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ERB Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley

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    Epic Battles of Rap History! Ooohhhh
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    Elvis Presley as I live and breath
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    You stole rock n roll
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    it was rock-a-billy cheese
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    you dance like an epileptic
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    nothing but left feet
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    I've seen it
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    every record you set
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    man, i beat it
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    here is a tip
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    don't swallow a bucket of drugs
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    so you won't die on the toilet
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    dropping hunks of "burning love'
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    I'm bad
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    I'm a smooth criminal
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    better face me up
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    call me Ed Sullivan
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    shoot you from the waist up
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    watch me moonwalk
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    and I step on your blue sued
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    even in death
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    I go platinum on Blu-Ray
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    Spitting out hits
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    since I was 6 years old
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    I'm the King of Pop
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    You're the King of Jelly Rolls
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    well I died on the shitter
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    and I don't give a crap
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    You ain't got half the badass
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    battle raps that I have
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    I got one for your monkey
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    two for your clothes
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    three for your family
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    and four for your nose
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    you better surrender
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    talking about them ABCs
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    cause all you want to do
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    is teach kids about the birds and the bees
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    This is the big time jacko
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    no
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    dress rehearsal
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    I'll light you up
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    like your hair
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    in a Pepsi Commercial
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    I can tell you're angry
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    But I can't comprehend it
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    I stole from Black Culture
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    Why are you offended?
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    Your daddy beat gold records out of you
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    like alchemy
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    don't make me spank yous
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    and dangle your ass over a balcony
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    ooohhhhhh
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    it's about time for a Thriller
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    Didn't lose any chocolate
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    I just added vanilla
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    I'm going off the wal
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    I won't stop till I get enough
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    whooping your big fat ass
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    with my shiny glove
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    how you gonna talk
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    about the birds and the bees
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    when you met your own wife
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    when she was only fourteen
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    and you made one daughter
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    and she came to me
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    I took her to my Neverland Ranch
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    to hee-hee
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    you should have stayed in the army dude
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    shamone
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    even Tito looks better than you
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    I'm singing
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    ahhhhhhh
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    you're singing
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    don't be cruel
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    there's only one crowned baby
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    let the one King rule
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    you're a creeper dude
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    you like to grab your own wanger
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    I only let you marry my daughter
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    cause I knew you'd never bang her
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    you think you're tough?
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    man, you like tootie
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    I was badder than you
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    in my Blue Hawaii movie
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    you lost your damn mind
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    and that's why they casted you in the Wiz
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    you're like a sad white woman
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    who never got to be a kid
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    I'm out
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    but before you try to hold me
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    and free your willy
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    later weirdo
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    Elvis is leaving the building
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    who won?
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    who's next?
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    you decide
Title:
ERB Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
Description:
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 2 - Part 1
Duration:
02:17

English, British subtitles

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