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NORMAN - HAVING A CAT

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    My cat and I get along great, I have never regretted adopting him.
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    FALSE!
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    HAVING A CAT
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    I bought a leash for my chat.
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    But I don't understand why this exists, seeing as he refuses to be walked.
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    It looks like I'm walking his dead body.
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    No worries, I've found a solution
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    My cat has this thing he likes to do:
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    meowing almost four million two times per day for no reason whatsoever
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    But when I'm running out the door and call him to make sure he's there …
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    he's smart enough to not meow at all.
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    IDIOT!
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    Sergi?
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    I'm not joking
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    [I don't give a damn!]
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    Anyway, I can't train my cat properly.
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    Every time he's naughty, I try to tell him off …
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    but he looks so cute, and I give him a bunch of kisses, which confuses him.
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    - Why did you steal my ham?
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    - What's he saying? I don't understand, is it good or bad?
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    Cats have a way of thinking that can't be understood.
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    For example, I bought him an expensive cat toy. Cutting edge.
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    But he plays with it for about zero seconds.
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    However, he found this piece of plastic,
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    from wrapping around a cake
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    and for him it's the greatest thing in the world.
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    It's really very, very funny.
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    It's amusing - when you own a cat and have guests over,
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    you can make out pretty quickly who is used to having a cat and who isn't.
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    Look! The cat is stepping on me.
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    You're not saying anything...?
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    He's got his claws out! He's scratching me!
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    He's shedding. I was allergic to cats when I was little.
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    He's hitting me!
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    We had had a hamster at home.
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    I sometimes wonder, if I come home one day …
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    and find my cat dead, what do I do with the body?
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    Where do I put it?
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    The practical thing about cats is that they can wake you up in the morning
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    Act like an alarm-clock....
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    Though at a completely random time.
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    - Why did you wake me up? It's 8 o'clock!
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    - I'm sorry, I don't have a brain!
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    Anyway, these tiny problems aside,
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    having a cat is wonderful!
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    I give my cat so much love, and he tries to return the favor
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    - Want to go for a walk?
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    - Bastard!
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    This message is completely unrelated
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    A little while ago, the Normanfaitdesvidéos app came out …
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    for phones … cellular phones.
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    A lot of people have already downloaded it and voted, thanks
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    Some people may ask what it's for....
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    It's for getting my newest videos and watching my old ones
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    I can also send you little messages that I write myself, with my little fingers.
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    There's a sandbox with lots of funny sounds for making jokes with your friends
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    There are also lots of little jokes hidden in the app,
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    I like a good laugh!
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    And it's completely free.
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    So go ahead - do download it.
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    See you later!
Title:
NORMAN - HAVING A CAT
Description:

Having a cat isn't that easy …
MY FREE APP : http://normanfaitdesvideos.com/2013/05/01/ce-soir-mercredi-1-mai/

Closing Music : The last target - I just say NO

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Video Language:
French
Duration:
03:43

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