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← NORMAN - HAVING A CAT

Having a cat isn't that easy …
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Closing Music : The last target - I just say NO

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Showing Revision 5 created 02/17/2015 by Akhila Phadnis.

  1. My cat and I get along great, I have never regretted adopting him.

  2. FALSE!
  3. HAVING A CAT
  4. I bought a leash for my chat.
  5. But I don't understand why this exists, seeing as he refuses to be walked.
  6. It looks like I'm walking his dead body.
  7. No worries, I've found a solution
  8. My cat has this thing he likes to do:
  9. meowing almost four million two times per day for no reason whatsoever
  10. But when I'm running out the door and call him to make sure he's there …
  11. he's smart enough to not meow at all.
  12. IDIOT!
  13. Sergi?
  14. I'm not joking
  15. [I don't give a damn!]
  16. Anyway, I can't train my cat properly.
  17. Every time he's naughty, I try to tell him off …
  18. but he looks so cute, and I give him a bunch of kisses, which confuses him.
  19. - Why did you steal my ham?
  20. - What's he saying? I don't understand, is it good or bad?
  21. Cats have a way of thinking that can't be understood.
  22. For example, I bought him an expensive cat toy. Cutting edge.
  23. But he plays with it for about zero seconds.
  24. However, he found this piece of plastic,
  25. from wrapping around a cake
  26. and for him it's the greatest thing in the world.
  27. It's really very, very funny.
  28. It's amusing - when you own a cat and have guests over,
  29. you can make out pretty quickly who is used to having a cat and who isn't.
  30. Look! The cat is stepping on me.
  31. You're not saying anything...?
  32. He's got his claws out! He's scratching me!
  33. He's shedding. I was allergic to cats when I was little.
  34. He's hitting me!
  35. We had had a hamster at home.
  36. I sometimes wonder, if I come home one day …
  37. and find my cat dead, what do I do with the body?
  38. Where do I put it?
  39. The practical thing about cats is that they can wake you up in the morning
  40. Act like an alarm-clock....
  41. Though at a completely random time.
  42. - Why did you wake me up? It's 8 o'clock!
  43. - I'm sorry, I don't have a brain!
  44. Anyway, these tiny problems aside,
  45. having a cat is wonderful!
  46. I give my cat so much love, and he tries to return the favor
  47. - Want to go for a walk?
  48. - Bastard!
  49. This message is completely unrelated
  50. A little while ago, the Normanfaitdesvidéos app came out …
  51. for phones … cellular phones.
  52. A lot of people have already downloaded it and voted, thanks
  53. Some people may ask what it's for....
  54. It's for getting my newest videos and watching my old ones
  55. I can also send you little messages that I write myself, with my little fingers.
  56. There's a sandbox with lots of funny sounds for making jokes with your friends
  57. There are also lots of little jokes hidden in the app,
  58. I like a good laugh!
  59. And it's completely free.
  60. So go ahead - do download it.
  61. See you later!