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Now, Baron...
[Dog whimpers]
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Where were we?
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She said that she required a husband.
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"Oh, do you want some bones?"
"Does Elsbieta want some bones?"
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[Dog barks]
"Has anyone any bones?"
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- "Hard, crunchy bones for the..."
- Right.
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Now, a husband.
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That's an unusual request.
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Did she specify what kind
of a husband she was looking for?
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- [Marylin whispers] Stop him.
- Objection.
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Grounds?
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Uh...
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hearsay.
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It's not secondhand, Your Honor.
This is direct testimony
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about the parents´ own conversation.
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I'm going to allow it.
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She said she wanted a very rich husband.
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She wanted to know the businesses
and the wealths-s...
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the wealths-s-s...
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Can I say this? Wealths of
our various eligible guests.
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And did she have any other specifications?
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- Objection, Your Honor. Inflammatory.
- What's good for the gander, Your Honor.
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Is this a legal argument
"What's good for the gander?"
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You got to play your tape, Freddy.
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[Judge] Mr. Massey has a point there.
I'm going to allow it.
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Were there any other specifications?
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She "specificated" a silly man.
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- [Bender] Objection, Your Honor!
- [Judge] I'm going to allow it.
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She 'specificated' a man who,
though clever at making money,
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would be easily duped and controlled.
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- [Bender] Objection, Your Honor.
- Shut up, Freddy. She's allowing it.
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She 'specificated'a man
with a wandering pee-pee.
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How you say? A philanderer whose affairs
would be transparent to the world.
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Objection, Your Honor!
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Finally, a man whom she could
herself brazenly cuckold...
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until such time as
she might choose to, uh...
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We would say, "faire un coup
de marteau sur des fesses."
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You would say,
"make hammer on his fanny."
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- [Bender] Your Honor!
Objection! I-Irrelevant!
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I'm going to allow it!
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Tell us, Baron...
Did you introduce her to such a man?
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Sir, I am the concierge!
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And to whom did you introduce
that calculating woman?
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I introduced her...
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to that silly man.
[Spectators gasping, murmuring]
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- [Bender shouting] Your Honor! Objection!
[Dog barking]
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Let the record show that the baron
has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!
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[Baron] I did it! It was I!
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I introduced her to that silly man!
[Gasping and murmuring continue]
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You son of a bitch!
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The red-faced angry one. [laughs]
I introduced them!
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Absolument! I did it! It was I!
[objects falling]
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[shouting] I just love trains!
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I love trains!
If you please, sir!
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[Dog barking]
[Commotion]
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[Grunting] I'm not sick!
You're the one who's sick!
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No... [Groaning]
If you please sir...
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[Strangulated] Not the larynx!
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Objection, Your Honor!
Strangling the witness!
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I'm going to allow it.
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[Grunting and moaning]