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Every premier league manager reacts - Matchday #3
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Did I hear Mr. Keane call us sloppy?
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The only thing Roy Keane knows about being sloppy
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is the sloppy seconds he used to get from his wife
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after she'd been fooling around with Ryan Giggs
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BEFORE HE GOT HOME!
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At least that's what Patrice Evra told me...
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Boom!
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How the hell did Lacazette miss that?
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If he shoots like that again
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I'm going to force him to have a sex change
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Change his name to Alexandria
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And sell him to Arsenal women!
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Idiot!
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Uh, has anyone seen Pep Guardiola? Anyone?
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Leicester were lucky!
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I think your club needs to change their name to Manchester salty
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Get it?
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I'll sum that win up in two words...
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Jamie Vardy?
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Brendan Rodgers!
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I'm everything Pep Guardiola used to be
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I knew it was going to be hard for the boys fitness in the second half
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Because we all had stitches from laughing so hard
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At Thiago Silva!
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Over 200 million quid on new players
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200 million quid!
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Just for them all to be outplayed by Mason Mount
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F*cksake
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This just shows how badly we need new players to sign
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The problem is...
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It also shows why no new players want to sign
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Southampton fans, here's a new chant for you!
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🎶Don't worry, 'cause we've got Ings🎶
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🎶And little Danny Ings, makes everything alright🎶
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🎶Yes Danny!🎶
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🎶Danny Ings🎶
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🎶I've named one of my nipples🎶
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🎶After him!🎶
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What a chant!
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Um... Yeah...
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No way that was handball!
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Eric Dier would never handball!
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If you'd seen some of the out takes from the Amazon documentary
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You'd realize that Eric Dier HATES handling balls!
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He won't even handle his OWN BALLS!
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That's why we call him old stinky balls Eric!
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Do you really call him that?
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Not to his face...
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That handball was a terrible decision!
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Do I feel bad for Jose Mourinho?
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No.
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke
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4-0!
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This game proves what everyone in England already knows...
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Most of us can do our job just as well
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IF NOT BETTER, from home
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WAKE UP BORIS!
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Now I see why Barcelona was so willing to get rid of Semedo
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And don't get me started on Fabio Silva!
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The 35 million pound waste of hairproduct...
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Some people may think I don't know what I'm doing
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But they couldn't be more wrong!
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Uh, Scott?
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I think that way is the broom cupboard...
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Yeah, I know!... Now...
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Jack Grealish is over the moon with that win!
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And he's even more over the moon
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Because we were the early kick-off!
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He's got a couple of hours to go and get lashed
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Before the 10 pm curfew!
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Those cheating mank bastards!
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If it's not VAR, then they're shrinking the goalposts!
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Pricks!
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What I love about being a legendary ex Man United player
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Is that no fans dare mention
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How terrible I am as the current Man United manager!
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Perfect...
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That was never a handball!
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Whatever happened to ball to hand
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Are these referees homophobic of something?
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Is the first time Everton have won the first three league games
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For 26 years
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So I quit!
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It's always best to go out at the top!
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What a terrible start to the season!
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I urge every Sheffield United fan
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To stop washing their hands and ignore all the government advise!
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Let's get this season called off as soon as possible!
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He said Patrick Bamford is already a club legend
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And if Marcelo was gay
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He'd definitely be Patrick's lover!
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Ha! I added that last bit, just for the LOLs
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Check out the Liverpool vs Arsenal cartoon below
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And let me know in the comments
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What other reactions the managers
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Could have come up with
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Thanks for watching!
