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Carina Haupt, Linus Neumann: Opening Event

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    startsound of an old mac (G3 or so)
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    laughter and applause
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    electronic music
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    Carina: Welcome
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    Linus: to 32c3
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    applause
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    Congratulations!
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    You have obtained access privileges to this
    community event.
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    Gated communities are the leading model of
    our societies
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    We all have seen and experienced them before,
    from the outside.
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    Communities that wouldn't let us in.
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    Communities that wouldn't accept us as who
    we are.
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    Communities that would exercise their power
    over us.
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    But we have overcome
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    we didn't even mean to do so
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    we probably didn't even realize it at first
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    but when we build our own first gated communities
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    we came to enjoy their advantages
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    insurmountable borders keep out what we don't
    know and hence fear
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    strong leaders and simple rules relieve us
    of the burden of thinking for ourselves
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    and we're shielded from the reverse side of
    our wealth, waste and wastefulness
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    with all of us being the same there is no
    inequality anymore
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    Or is there?
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    With all of us having the same opinions
    and beliefs
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    there is no dissent anymore.
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    Or is there?
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    Carina: And of course we like living in communities.
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    Living in the community is like living in
    one of those bottles
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    they contain perfect little worlds.
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    Where everything fits together
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    and everybody shares the same philosophy
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    and if you look outside,
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    the bottle glass distorts your view
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    and what you see looks strange
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    and might even scare you
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    so you decide to stay inside
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    where it's comfy and safe and really really
    boring.
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    we need to break the safety glass
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    there is so much out there to discover
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    there are new adventures waiting for us
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    new challenges to be mastered together
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    and new experiences waiting to be made.
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    this is what being a hacker, being a nerd
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    and being at Congress is about
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    to make new experiences
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    to start new challenges
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    and to learn something new.
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    Linus: So let us hereby release some steam
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    from the density and narrowness of our bottles.
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    electronic rumbling and champagner cork popping sound
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    And let us raise our glasses to the success
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    of the chaos expansion strategy.
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    laughing
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    the chaos mentors have been opening gates
    ever since 30c3
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    this year we have 42 mentors
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    and they are welcoming more than 200 mentees
    this year
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    and it's amazing!
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    applause
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    check out one of
    the introductions that we got
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    and we got 200 of them
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    but we picked this one
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    because we liked it very much.
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    Carina: So, I am a 50+ female but...
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    laughing
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    Yes, I might look young for that.
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    I am a 50+ female
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    but ad-networks keep categorizing me as a
    25-year-old computer enthusiast.
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    At least they are not offering any
    anti age products
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    Linus: And the beauty of the chaos
    mentoring program is,
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    that most of the former mentees are now mentors
    themselves
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    and I think this is what would be called exponential
    growth
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    and that's usually a good thing.
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    laughing
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    So please welcome our chaos mentees!
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    but our efforts for world domination are not
    limited to Congress.
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    The CMS project reaches out to schools to
    indoctrinate newcomers
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    and to recruit them as future hackers and
    freedom fighters
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    Thanks for their efforts
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    applause
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    speaking of freedom fighters
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    many of you are engaged in the freifunk community
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    and I am very happy to announce that
    the freifunk community
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    has equipped almost 100 refugee shelters
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    with free wireless Internet access.
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    Thank you guys!
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    applause
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    But what's all this infrastructure worth
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    if it is not used to build sustainable
    structures of empowerment.
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    And many of you maybe know the
    refugees emancipation project
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    a team that builds Internet cafés in refugee
    shelters
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    and offers computer workshops
    for the people living there
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    for refugees by refugees
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    and many of you have supported and donated
    to refugees emancipation
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    thank you for that
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    applause
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    Carina: This summer was a special summer
    for a lot of us
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    it was the summer of the camp
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    we met in the middle of nowhere
    to explore unknown territories
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    and live just for a few days
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    in our own perfect little world
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    some of you live this every day
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    and 27 local CCC chapters all of you
    not only share the fruits of our work
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    but also the work itself
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    of course this is also true for Congress here.
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    Over 1000 angels supported this Congress in
    the last year.
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    this year I am sure we will break this number
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    applause
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    angels are visitors like you and me
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    they volunteer to do all the jobs which need
    to be done to run Congress
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    they help you at the infodesk
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    they operate the cameras
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    they serve you Tschunk at the bar
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    and they even collect your empty Mate bottles
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    they do whatever needs to be done
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    even up to this moment
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    angels already dedicated hundreds of hours
    of work
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    to create this amazing state
    and this amazing space for us
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    applause
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    And if things don't go well for once
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    maybe you have to wait in line
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    always remember: at the end of the line
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    an angel is working and he's working hard
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    they are doing this for fun and not for profit
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    so instead of complaining
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    take the chance and thank them
    for their amazing work
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    applause
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    and you can always offer a helping hand
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    or even better become an angel yourself
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    go online, sign up, and grab some shifts
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    because Congress is a community event.
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    Do not come here to consume but to contribute
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    and to become a part of it
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    just like a lot of people already are doing
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    this results in the Congress as we know it
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    with so much to explore
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    Next to the amazing lecture program
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    which I think most of you have already noticed
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    there are assemblies where people from around
    the world come
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    and show their projects
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    they invite you to play with their toys
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    and to talk to them about what they have done
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    also there are workshops which cover
    all kinds of topics
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    take part in one
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    and learn something you haven't
    even heard of
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    or offer one yourself
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    everybody knows something
    or can do something, others don't
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    information about workshops
    and about Congress itself
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    can be found online in the Wiki
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    Linus: If you catch the Wiki
    when it's not down
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    laughing
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    create an off-line backup please
    - we are looking for one ourselves
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    laughing
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    with Congress being a community event
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    there is one thing that goes without saying
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    but I think I need to repeat it once more
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    leave your damn business at home
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    applause
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    I am sure your start-up is the next big thing
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    and there is a lot of fancy people
    to hire here
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    and there is a trade fair for your amazing
    business proposal
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    every other week of the year
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    but this is not one of them.
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    applause
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    Carina: speaking of your business:
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    this year we changed the gender-based
    binary concept of the bathrooms
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    The majority of them is simply for everybody.
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    But of course we also think about our minorities
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    so if you can't handle the new more
    fuzzy logic-concept
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    there's still some classic gender-based bathrooms
    for you available
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    over the conference area.
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    applause
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    Speaking of bathrooms please wash
    your hands regularly.
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    applause
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    viruses are a known threat to hacker conferences
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    Linus: but not only viruses
    can bring you hell!
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    You are at an acute risk of resource extinction
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    so please follow the 6-2-1 principle
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    Get six hours of sleep, two proper meals,
    and one shower
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    - and that is per day!
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    applause
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    And also drink more water.
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    you may have noticed this little logo
    that we have here
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    with this fancy animation
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    and you have seen one before
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    that had an even more fancy animation in it
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    and I know there is a couple of
    3-D printers around
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    so speaking of new challenges I figured
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    that might be one for you.
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    with all that said
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    please be excellent to each other
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    become a part and not a consumer of this event
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    and explore the things, people and ideas
    you don't know yet
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    Carina: let us together approach the new adventures
    waiting for us
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    let us together master new challenges
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    and let us together make new experiences
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    we have not even dreamed of
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    let us together break the gates!
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    applause
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