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Good evening, this is Norman.
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Presenting a short video.
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I just want to talk to you about a maddening thing:
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Pals. You know, friends you're really fond of...
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friends who can sometimes be a little trying
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A little frustrating.
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We're sometimes a little tempted
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to smack them on the head.
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Just lightly, like this.
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FRIENDS WHO PISS YOU OFF (sometimes)
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So first of all,
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everyone has friends who are a couple, right?
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And just because they're now a couple,
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they no longer go out with you!
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Fun with friends?
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They no longer know what that is.
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We're going clubbing with the rest
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you coming with us?
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Well - y'know, we're heading back.
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Celine is exhausted.
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Oh come on! Come with us?
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No...thanks but we already had a late night last week.
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We're still not over it.
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Oh yeah? So what did you do?
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We went for a movie.
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We watched a 3D movie.
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And then, we all have this friend.
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Sometimes you're not sure if he 's a friend
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or a grammar teacher!
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So, yesterday night I was with Nico's sister...
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- You say 'last night', not 'yesterday night'.
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- Yeah. Well, anyway, so we'd ordered salad
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- Wait, it's A salad, not salad. Thank you
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- Ok. I have a question.
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Is the expression "Shut the fuck up?"
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"Or shut the massive fuck up?"
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- Well, the common one is "shut the fuck up"
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There's no 'massive' really...
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- Right. I like shut the fuck up, yeah.
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It works.
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So, as I was saying...
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Sometimes you're really excited about new clothes,
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Something that reflects your style,
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that you want to be seen in.
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And then you always have this friend,
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who doesn't get this.
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Who goes to the store and buys the SAME thing.
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Literally the same. Identical.
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Sup!
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Wassup man?
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You bought the same jacket as me!?
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Well so what? It's OK..
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But you don't have a style of your own?
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You don't want to buy clothes that...
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What's the big deal? This one looks good one me...
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A million jackets in the world
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and he had to buy just the same one as me...
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It's screwed up...
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Well that's coincidence!
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There's the chap with whom you can never
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have a discreet conversation.
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Discretion isn't really something he's got the hang of...
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Yo - discreetly now! don't turn
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Right behind you there's this gorgeous girl
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Really gorgeous. Amazing.
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Oh yeah?
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Excuse me...this way please?
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Not bad, yeah!
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When there's this girl you like,
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whom you want to go out with
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but whom you haven't actually asked out yet...
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it's not such a smart idea to introduce her to your pals
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Because there's always this one guy
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he just doesn't get it.
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He doesn't understand this step.
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Hey!
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This is a new friend, Sara.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Hello!
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Where do you stay?
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In the 8th district
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Hey, I live there as well!
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Not too far...
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Ciao Norman!
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See you Norman!
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Thanks a lot!
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Then there's this friend who's all touchy-feely
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Who can't talk to you without touching you.
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Without feeling you up all over.
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Heeey! How you doing Norman?
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Heya.
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What did you do this weekend?
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We didn't see you at all!
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Yeah - I - yeah...well
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All ok?
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And I wonder -
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when this guy meets another touchy-feely chap
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that's going to be a little awkward!
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All good at home?
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Yup!And you?
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Wow - you've developed your pecs now...
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i like that...
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There are some friends who come over
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and who don't need to be told
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'Make yourself at home'.
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They've already begun treating your house like theirs
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Hey, sorry. I don't really need to say this -
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but make yourself at home, yeah?
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Doh!
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I'm just repainting the living-room
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cause I find the white too much like a hospital.
