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Not again!
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Not this pattern again!
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[COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS]
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Ah, drink! Drink! Drink!
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GO GO GO GO GO
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Big brother, that's not
how you do it right?
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[Yama-chan talks about everything.]
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Hello, my name is Yamasato Ryota and
you are watching Yama-channel.
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It is now the 30th episode of Yama-channel.
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Um...
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First, I have a few things
to apologize for...
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My professional integrity
has been compromised.
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Even though it is my job to state my
opinions in the commentary track...
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It is truly pathetic.
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I stayed silent in the face of a
truly despicable character.
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Absolutely pathetic.
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Surely, the producers of this show are saying.
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"This is the perfect moment for
Yama-chan to say something!"
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"It's Yama-chan!
I'm sure he'll say something!"
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"This is the perfect Yama-moment!"
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Yes, even I notice
those Yama-moments...
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To the point of it physically hurting.
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Surely this is a sign from everyone
saying, "Go Yama-chan!"
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But!
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Even though I knew that.
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I, a professional, was overcome
with such disgust that...
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Even I couldn't push through
that disgust and speak my mind.
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Where was that? Try to find it!
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Pause this video for one second.
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On the commentary track!
Try to find it!
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I was clearly not speaking!
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It makes me so pissed off.
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We needed to address
that fact first today.
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Anyways, today.
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Well, it's alright.
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Yama-channel is just a place where
I can say whatever I want.
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My own personal beliefs...
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That I hate this or hate that...
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And you say it's boring?
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Have it your way!
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Believe what you want, you idiot!
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Anyways, moving on to Emika.
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She's employing
the same tactics this week. Right?
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Stop using the broadcasts to try to
quell the internet flaming, alright?
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"Oh I'm often told that I look like I am
very experienced with guys, but I'm not"
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Saying stuff like that to Tupas to
try to stop the internet flaming.
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He's not an idiot, alright?
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So, she received the hand cream and
towel set from Tupas, right?
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The whole "I am so happy that I received
such a present" and...
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the way she "tried" really hard to pay
for the meal instead of getting treated,
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she's trying really hard to quell the flames.
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It's so boring! I was silent the entire time.
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But you know.
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I was the most quiet during the...
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Remember Kai's t-shirt from the stand-up?
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Emika was saying "Yeah, that t-shirt was so cute"
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Then she says...
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"Daddy, buy it for me."
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Then Ryo says...
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"Why would I buy it for you?
Buy it yourself."
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Then she says...
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"Daddy, treat me to BBQ."
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Yes, this was a Yama-moment.
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I am terribly sorry
to all the producers involved.
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You probably thought,
"What is Yama-chan doing?"
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Pathetic.
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I was so beside myself
that I couldn't speak.
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What's so annoying, you ask?
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By saying something like that there...
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It's as if she is replying to the internet users.
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The same users that were saying...
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how she probably has
other sugar daddies...
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who take her to BBQ as if it's expected,
who treat her like the princess she is.
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She is basically saying to those users,
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"Hey I'm already over you guys,
look at me laughing."
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Something to that effect?
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It was so obvious to me, I hated it.
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So she is basically saying
something like...
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"To the people who thought low of me,
your words mean nothing to me."
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"I was just saying it as a joke.
Why are you getting so upset?"
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"Are you stupid?"
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Wouldn't you agree that she's
saying something like that?
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That's what I thought.
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Like, "Oh, it was all just a joke but
everyone is taking is so serious, oh no."
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And at the very very end,
just in case, she's like...
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"I've been going to too many
expensive restaurants lately."
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"And ever since the whole
sushi at Ginza thing..."
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"I'm also okay with more
reasonable places like Gyu-kaku."
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Gyu-kaku is also a reputable place!
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Don't you dare look down on it.
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I don't remember anything else from today.
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Oh wait!
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There was this one thing.
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Ah!
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That's right.
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Now's not the time to be dwelling...
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On the person trying to
quell the internet flames...
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Ryo-kun.
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You've gone and done it!
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You've pulled a Kenny.
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You're doing a Kenny!
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That's exactly what you're doing!
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This was what I was most afraid of.
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If Hana is not your type, or...
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if you don't like someone
then that's too bad.
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There's nothing that can
be done about that.
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We thought maybe Hana wasn't his type.
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But!
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Didn't you go for Vivi quite aggressively?
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Right?
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And you're grinning like crazy because
she is showing signs that she likes you.
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But you never said a "Yes" or "No."
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Constantly going in and
out of the "gray zone."
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Just barely touching her with
the back of your hand.
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Like a pervert in the subway
who is trying to run away.
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Touching her like that constantly.
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It's so suspicious!
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But consider Hana's perspective!
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Maybe it's thoughtfulness towards Hana.
Maybe you thought that she would feel bad.
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But that's wrong.
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Even you. All you care about is how
you are perceived by others.
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That's not good, man.
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If I'm wrong, then please
stop being like this.
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Everyone is saying I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
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But watching a movie on a tiny monitor.
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Sharing a pair of earphones.
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Putting your head by her hips.
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Isn't that good enough?
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Isn't it good?
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Isn't it good?
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It's very very good!
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She has her own dreams.
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You went so far as to say you didn't
want her to give up on her dreams.
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Only making yourself look nice.
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Don't you take pity on the girls?
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Yes I understand you want
to focus on sports.
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But once you're in this area with someone.
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Let's stop acting that way, right?
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Otherwise, isn't it unfair
for Hana and Vivi?
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I couldn't bear to see this.
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Anyhow, if it's possible...
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This rage inside of me...
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I want everyone to taste it
and get a good feel of it.
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So everyone.
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If it's possible...
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Take all of your flame and hatred...
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Towards the members...
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And bottle it up inside.
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Is that okay?
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And I can take that
energy little by little...
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Gather it all from everybody...
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And as soon as these guys mess up...
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I'll release that collective
energy for everyone at once.
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So please stop attacking these guys.
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Otherwise, I cannot
deliver the finishing blow.
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I want to be the one to finish them off.
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I hate them the most in all of
Terrace House history.
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Please let me do this.
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So please, until then,
hold out on your attacks.
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I. I will deliver the final blow!
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[Translated by min]
[Timed and Reviewed by koma]