"Dear Daily Mail" Live (OFFICIAL BOOTLEG) with English subtitles

Read Amanda's blog about this video/song at http://bit.ly/blog071313

-LYRICS-
dear daily mail,
it has come to my recent attention
that me recent appearance at glastonbury festivals kindly received a mention
i was doing a number of things on that stage up to and including singing songs (like you do...)
but you chose to ignore that and instead you published a feature review of my boob

dear daily mail,
there's a thing called a search engine: use it!
if you'd googled my tits in advance you'd have found that your photos are hardly exclusive
in addition you state that my breast had escaped from my bra like a thief on the run
you do you know that it wasn't attempting to just take in the RARE british sun?

dear daily mail,
it's so sad what you tabloids are doing
your focus on debasing women's appearances ruins our species of humans
but a rag is a rag and far be it from me to go censoring anyone OH NO
it appears that my entire body is currently trying to escape this kimono....

dear daily mail,
you misogynist pile of twats
i'm tired of these baby bumps, vadge flashes, muffintops
where are the newsworthy COCKS?
if iggy or jagger or bowie go topless the news barely causes a ripple
blah blah blah feminist blah blah blah gender shit blah blah blah
OH MY GOD NIPPLE

dear daily mail,
you will never write about this night
i know that because i've addressed you directly i've made myself no fun to fight
but thanks to the internet people all over the world can enjoy this discourse
and commune with a roomful of people in london who aren't drinking kool-aid like yours

and though there be millions of people who'll accept the cultural bar where you have it at
there are plenty of others who're perfectly willing to see breasts in their natural habitat

i keenly anticipate your highly literate coverage of upcoming tours

dear daily mail,
UP YOURS.
________

Thanks to Rhiannon (@triangleDAYS) & Steph (@nephnephneph) for filming & sharing this clip so quickly. You rock.

Additional video editing & sound design by Sean Francis (@indeciSEAN) | The Silent Orchestra (@TheSilentO)

P.S. You can download the song on my
bandcamp for free+Donation: http://bit.ly/AFPbandcamp

And it's a waltz

Oh no, don't clap yet

I'm gonna be so f**cked up

Okay, here we go, going for broke, going for broke

We finished this an hour ago

[not understandable]

Okay okay

I can hear you guys

Ready ready ready ready

[audience applauding]

Dear Daily Mail

it has come to my recent attention

that my recent appearance at Glastonbury festival

's kindly received a mention

I was doing a number of things on that stage

up to and including singing songs

like you do

but you chose to ignore that

and instead you published

a feature review of my boob

[audience applauding and laughing]

Dear Daily Mail

there's a thing called a search engine

use it

if you'd googled my tits in advance

you'd have found that your photos

are hardly exclusive

[audience laughing]

in addition you state

that my breast had escaped

from my bra like a thief on the run

how do you know that it wasn't attempting

to just take in the rare British sun

[audience laughing]

Dear Daily Mail

it's so sad what you tabloids are doing

your focus on debasing women's appearances

devolves our species of humans

but a a rag is a rag and forbid for me

to go censoring anyone oh no

it appears that my body [laughing]

it appears that my entire body is currently

trying to escape this kimono

[people applauding and screaming]

Dear Daily Mail [hardly audible]

you misogynist pile of twats [hardly audible]

[talking but not audible]

it's just a naked women

Dear Daily Mail

you misogynist pile of twats

I'm tired of these baby bumps
vadge flashes muffin tops

where are the newsworthy cocks

[audience screaming]

when Iggy or Jagger or Bowie go shirtless

the news barely causes a ripple

[talking] do you see where I'm coming from...

blablabla feminist

blablabla gender shit

blablabla oh my god

[lots of screaming and applause]

Dear Daily Mail

you will never write about this night

I know that because i've addressed you directly

i've made myself no fun to fight

but thanks to the internet

people all over the world

can enjoy this discourse

and commune with a room full of people in London

who aren't drinking coolaid like yours

and there'll be millions of people

who accept the cultural bar

where you have it at

there are plenty of others

who are perfectly willing

to see breasts in their natural habitat

[audience laughing]

i clearly anticipate

your highly literate coverage of upcoming tours

Dear Daily Mail

up yours

[audience applauding]

Thank you. Good night.