The Price of Coal - Part 1
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0:38 - 0:40Item nine. Any other business?
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0:41 - 0:45Mr Meakin said that concessionary coal orders
were building up for delivery -
0:45 - 0:48from Smithy Wood land sale
due to shortage of suitable coal -
0:49 - 0:51and asked the chairman
if something could be done about this -
0:51 - 0:53before the winter months were on us.
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0:54 - 0:56Mr Forbes said he'd look into this.
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0:57 - 1:00Someone to move for a true
and accurate record of these minutes. -
1:00 - 1:03MAN 1: I propose that, Mr Chairman.
MAN 2: I'll second that, Mr Chairman. -
1:07 - 1:10Now before we go on to matters arising,
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1:10 - 1:13I have an item of news
that I think you'll find interesting. -
1:15 - 1:20Next month, Prince Charles
is making a two-day visit to this area. -
1:21 - 1:25He'll be visiting Sheffield, Barnsley,
and one or two other places in the area. -
1:27 - 1:30Today, I had a phone call
from the area director -
1:30 - 1:35and he informs me that this colliery
has been chosen for an official visit. -
1:36 - 1:38(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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1:38 - 1:40(ALL MURMURING EXCITEDLY)
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1:40 - 1:42Well, look, in view of this,
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1:42 - 1:44I think we ought to spend
the rest of the afternoon -
1:44 - 1:47discussing the preparations
for this visit -
1:48 - 1:50and what we're gonna do about it.
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1:50 - 1:53So if somebody would like to propose
a motion cancelling the present agenda? -
1:53 - 1:54MAN 3: Yeah.
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1:54 - 1:56I'd like to move a motion,
cancelling visit. -
1:58 - 2:00(ALL LAUGHING)
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2:00 - 2:02It's not a laughing matter. I'm serious.
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2:03 - 2:04MAN 4: Will he be turning up here?
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2:05 - 2:08-What do you mean? Arriving?
-In here. In this office. -
2:08 - 2:10Ah, we don't know yet.
We haven't got the itinerary, have we? -
2:10 - 2:12We'll have to shift these off the wall.
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2:12 - 2:14(CHUCKLES) No,
that's gonna get repainted, that. -
2:14 - 2:16(ALL LAUGHING)
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2:16 - 2:17Or a touch-up.
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2:19 - 2:21We haven't got the itinerary, have we?
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2:21 - 2:24-FORBES: Look, look, look, look...
-What about the muck out there? -
2:25 - 2:26FORBES: Well, you know
my feelings on that. -
2:26 - 2:28I want it recontoured and grassed.
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2:29 - 2:31Well, you tried hard enough in the past.
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2:31 - 2:33Don't matter how much we clean 't yard up.
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2:34 - 2:35It'll look nowt
with that at back on it. -
2:35 - 2:36(ALL SPEAKING)
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2:37 - 2:39MAN 5: What about canteen
at other side on back of it? -
2:39 - 2:42They'll not do owt in there
'cause he won't be going in there. -
2:43 - 2:45(MEN CLAMOURING)
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2:45 - 2:46...in our bloody office.
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2:46 - 2:50Look, we've already been designated
money for a facelift. -
2:51 - 2:55It were gonna be done so we may as well
kill two birds with one stone. -
2:55 - 2:57SID: Well, we can kill three
while we're at it -
2:57 - 2:59'cause I'm having nowt to do with it.
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2:59 - 3:02If he's gonna come here,
he should see this place as it is. -
3:02 - 3:04And if not, he shouldn't come at all.
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3:04 - 3:06-MAN 5: Yeah.
-What about the stock yard area? -
3:06 - 3:08It's a eyesore.
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3:08 - 3:12There's loads of scrap
that could be sold to a scrap merchant -
3:12 - 3:15and money received
from this and utilised. -
3:15 - 3:17-Yeah, that's a good idea.
-That's not a bad idea. -
3:20 - 3:21SID: What about canteen?
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3:21 - 3:25FORBES: Now, look,
I've just explained it to you. -
3:25 - 3:27Let's forget about this and, look,
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3:27 - 3:30let's get things right
in a proper perspective. -
3:31 - 3:34We're gonna do this job
and we're gonna do this right. -
3:35 - 3:36And we're gonna have
sommat to be proud on. -
3:37 - 3:39There's nobody
gonna be ashamed of 't pit. -
3:39 - 3:41They're gonna be proud on it.
Is that all right? -
3:41 - 3:45So that's it then. So let's cut
the argument out and let's start -
3:45 - 3:49and make this pit so we're proud on it
and everybody else is. -
3:49 - 3:51-(ALL MURMURING CONSENT)
-Right. -
3:51 - 3:53(ENGINE RUNNING)
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4:05 - 4:06(ENGINE STOPS)
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4:09 - 4:11How long will it be
before the grass comes through? -
4:11 - 4:14About two to three weeks
depending on the weather. -
4:14 - 4:17Good, then that will give us
plenty of time then. -
4:17 - 4:21Yes, but if it rains really hard,
it'll wash the seeds off the banks. -
4:21 - 4:23Well, we'll have to pray it don't,
then, shan't we? -
5:12 - 5:14-Off early, aren't you?
-Ah, I'm just dropping in to see Lizzie. -
5:15 - 5:17Ah, don't be popping in there
once too often. -
5:20 - 5:22KATH: Come on, Sid,
you're gonna be late. -
5:23 - 5:24(CHATTERING ON TV)
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5:24 - 5:24Here, cop for these.
(CHATTERING ON TV) -
5:24 - 5:25Here, cop for these.
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5:26 - 5:28-Beautiful, aren't they?
-Yeah. -
5:28 - 5:30Put 'em on 't sink
and I'll see to them after. -
5:35 - 5:37-All right, Son.
-MARK: All right, Dad. -
5:38 - 5:40SID: Who's batting?
MARK: Yorkshire, why? -
5:42 - 5:44SID: How many are there?
MARK: 43 for 1. -
5:54 - 5:56Not a bloody good picture,
though, is it? -
5:56 - 6:00-No. Why can't we get a colour telly?
-(EXCLAIMS) -
6:01 - 6:04It's going back to Wiggies that soon,
I tell thee that. -
6:06 - 6:07(SIGHS)
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6:09 - 6:10Is Boycott out yet?
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6:10 - 6:12No, he's playing well.
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6:12 - 6:14-Just like Yorkshire.
-Yeah, absolutely. -
6:16 - 6:17Look at them.
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6:17 - 6:20With it being a funny telly,
they look like pygmies. -
6:20 - 6:21(SID CHUCKLES)
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6:23 - 6:24-Here ye are, love.
-Cheers, kid. -
6:27 - 6:29Can I have mine, Mom, please.
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6:29 - 6:32I'll get you yours, Mark,
when your dad's gone to work. -
6:33 - 6:34What're you doing home, love?
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6:34 - 6:36I forgot my cookery money.
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6:37 - 6:39-How much do you want?
-Um, 50 pence. -
6:39 - 6:41Oh, 50 pence, Sid, for cookery.
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6:43 - 6:46Oh, and, Janet, you can use
that 50 pence to bring me a loaf. -
6:46 - 6:48-Dad.
-SID: What? -
6:48 - 6:51You know, that big do
they're having at your pit? -
6:51 - 6:52Aye.
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6:52 - 6:56Sean Chappell says anybody can go down,
and he's going down with his grandma. -
6:57 - 6:59Not unless his grandma's
the queen, he's not. -
6:59 - 7:01KATH: Hey, I've heard that and all, Sid.
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7:01 - 7:03They say that when
all the VIPs are gone, -
7:03 - 7:06they gonna let general public
down for a look. -
7:06 - 7:09No, love, that's only on open days.
This is an official visit. -
7:13 - 7:16KATH: They said they're making
a good job of the pit yard, though. -
7:16 - 7:18Well, they ought to be, doesn't they?
There's enough of 'em at it. -
7:19 - 7:20I've never seen owt like it.
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7:20 - 7:21You'd think royalty
were coming or sommat. -
7:28 - 7:29-Morning, Sid.
-Morning, love. -
7:29 - 7:30(DISTANT COMMENTARY ON TV)
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7:30 - 7:33Sid's here.
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7:34 - 7:37You got over it now, then, Sid,
the visit? -
7:38 - 7:41Every time I think about it,
it's like having one of my teeth pulled. -
7:41 - 7:42Aye, you're funny.
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7:42 - 7:44There's a bloke in there
who reckons to be a fast bowler. -
7:44 - 7:47I've seen faster bowlers
on the green down at our club. -
7:47 - 7:49Oh, stop grumbling and get on to work.
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7:49 - 7:50(COMMENTARY PICKS UP PACE)
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7:50 - 7:52He wants to be.
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7:59 - 8:01Silly chuff. What's he want
to be hooking for at this time of day? -
8:01 - 8:04-Fuck him...
-Hey, you can stop that language -
8:04 - 8:06and save it till you get to 't pit.
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8:06 - 8:07(LAUGHS) That's all I needed.
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8:07 - 8:10Sunny afternoon like this,
afternoon shift and now Boycott's out. -
8:11 - 8:12(SPEAKING)
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8:15 - 8:17BOY: Go on!
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8:19 - 8:23(CHILDREN PROTESTING)
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8:48 - 8:50-How long has that been up?
-Put it up Friday. -
8:50 - 8:52Milton Unit, huh?
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8:52 - 8:55We don't work down pit now,
thou knows, kid. -
8:56 - 8:58E. Tenebris Lux.
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8:59 - 9:03NCB, Milton Unit, South Yorkshire.
E. Tenebris Lux. -
9:03 - 9:05-Bloody hell.
-Latin that. -
9:05 - 9:07Latin?
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9:07 - 9:09Yeah, it means "Out of the shadows
comes the light." -
9:10 - 9:11Bloody hell, where'd they get that from?
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9:12 - 9:13Our Tony.
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9:14 - 9:16-Your Tony?
-Did a bit of Latin at school. -
9:17 - 9:19Then what's he doing down
at the pit then if he knows Latin? -
9:19 - 9:21Well, he didn't do it
for long, did he. -
9:21 - 9:23Didn't have much choice, really.
He packed it in. -
9:23 - 9:26You need 7 GCEs to
get a job sweeping up these days. -
9:31 - 9:32(BOTH TALKING)
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9:37 - 9:39(BOTH LAUGHING)
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9:39 - 9:42It's a tree you're planting there,
not a daffodil. -
9:42 - 9:43What's thou mean?
-
9:43 - 9:46Look at the size of that hole.
It wants to be twice as deep as that -
9:46 - 9:46and a lot wider.
Look at the size of that hole.
It wants to be twice as deep as that -
9:46 - 9:47and a lot wider.
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9:47 - 9:49Look, there's gotta be room
for 'em roots to spread, -
9:49 - 9:51otherwise it'll die like that one.
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9:52 - 9:54It's only for the royal visit, innit?
-
9:54 - 9:56I mean, after that,
it's done with, innit? -
9:56 - 9:58Oh, come on, if you're gonna do a job,
do it right. -
9:59 - 10:02I'll tell you that
I'm bleeding pissed off with gardening. -
10:02 - 10:05-(BOTH LAUGH)
-I came here to be a miner, didn't I? -
10:06 - 10:08SID: Thy wants to think
thy sen lucky thy's got -
10:08 - 10:11such an enlightened employer training thee,
in all these different skills. -
10:12 - 10:13-Ah, is that right?
-(LAUGHS) -
10:14 - 10:17-Anyway. Get off, go.
-Whoa, look at that. -
10:18 - 10:21I've been here all morning digging this
and then you two just come around. -
10:21 - 10:22They're looking good.
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10:22 - 10:24Thy can come and do mine
when thee has finished doing that. -
10:25 - 10:27Hey, another thing, does you know
that by planting that tree, -
10:27 - 10:30they are ensuring economic future
of this country? -
10:30 - 10:32How's thou work that out?
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10:32 - 10:35Well, thou knows where coal comes from,
don't thou? How it's made. -
10:35 - 10:36I know, I did geography.
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10:38 - 10:40SID: Well, then how's it made?
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10:40 - 10:43It's made with trees, innit.
Dying off. -
10:44 - 10:47After millions of years
forms coal, don't it. -
10:47 - 10:50SID: Well, there it goes then.
Stocks don't last forever, do they? -
10:50 - 10:53By planting that tree,
that's safeguarding economic future -
10:53 - 10:55of the mining industry
for the next two million years. -
10:55 - 10:56Don't be so daft.
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10:56 - 10:59I'll tell you,
it's what's known as long-term planning. -
10:59 - 11:01Come on, silly bugger. Thou's daft.
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11:01 - 11:04Have they recruited our Tony
into forestry commission and all yet? -
11:04 - 11:08Ah, he's in wood business.
He's stacking chops up 'ere. -
11:09 - 11:11Anyway, what're you doing
planting that tree with your hat on? -
11:11 - 11:14Regulations, innit?
They can't take 'em off, can they? -
11:33 - 11:35Hey up, what're we doing here, then?
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11:36 - 11:38They don't look like
Coal Board painters, do they? -
11:38 - 11:42MAN: Somebody told me that's them
that's doing Blackpool Tower every year. -
11:42 - 11:44MAN 2: Get out on it.
It looks a bit better, anyroad. -
11:45 - 11:47I bet it's not been painted
since it were put up. -
11:47 - 11:50Give over. It's supposed to have been.
This pit's more than 100 years old. -
11:51 - 11:54I'm telling you, I've been here
38 years come November, -
11:54 - 11:56and it's not been done in my time.
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11:57 - 12:00(ALL TALKING)
-
12:02 - 12:03I wish I were doing that
this afternoon -
12:03 - 12:04instead of going where I'm going.
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12:04 - 12:06Ah, and me.
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12:15 - 12:16They could have put
an escalator on there -
12:16 - 12:18and all when thy's finished painting.
(LAUGHS) -
12:26 - 12:29(MEN SPEAKING)
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12:34 - 12:35How's Yorkshire got on?
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12:35 - 12:37Eighty-five for two when we came out.
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12:37 - 12:38-Is Boycott out?
-Ah. -
12:38 - 12:40-Just as we left.
-Don't talk about it. -
12:40 - 12:42-How many did he get?
-Forty four. -
12:43 - 12:44-Can't grumble at that.
-Who can't? -
12:45 - 12:47How will thy go on
when frisking him then? -
12:47 - 12:49Ah, don't you worry about him.
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12:50 - 12:52Same as you, you know.
Look same. Feeling his pockets. -
12:52 - 12:54Thy'd shit thee sen
if you touched his overalls. -
12:54 - 12:56(ALL CHUCKLING)
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12:56 - 12:59What'll thy do if thy find a lump
in one of his pockets? -
12:59 - 13:01I'll ask him to take it out.
Show it, eh? (LAUGHS) -
13:01 - 13:04Depends which pocket it is in.
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13:04 - 13:08We'd have half a ton of dynamite on us
back and thy'd say nowt. -
13:08 - 13:12Get away.
He don't take contraband like you do. -
13:12 - 13:14SID: More likely to than us, isn't he?
He don't know owt about 't job. -
13:14 - 13:16We work here.
We know what could happen. -
13:16 - 13:17Told me he don't smoke, does he?
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13:18 - 13:20Told me he smokes Woodbines.
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13:20 - 13:21Yeah.
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13:21 - 13:24I wonder if he saves the coupons.
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13:24 - 13:26Bound to, in't he? Inflation's hitting him
just same as us. -
13:26 - 13:28Thy's only got to read papers
to tell you that. -
13:28 - 13:30I bet he's saving up
for one of these new lawn mowers -
13:31 - 13:32'cause they say there's a lot of grass
back at their house. -
13:32 - 13:35Lot of grass?
Forty million quid he's worth. -
13:35 - 13:37-Never.
-He is, aye. -
13:37 - 13:39He gets most of it
from Duchy of Cornwall. -
13:39 - 13:40Who is she?
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13:40 - 13:42It's land, you daft pillock.
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13:43 - 13:46If they ever tax brains,
thy'll get a rebate, you. -
13:46 - 13:49He's got a lot of land
in Devon and Cornwall. -
13:49 - 13:50And these big estates in London.
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13:51 - 13:54Best of it is, you know
when he got that rise in 1973. -
13:54 - 13:58Parliament agreed to pay his widow
60,000 quid a year. -
13:58 - 14:01That's over a £1000 a week
of taxpayers' money. -
14:01 - 14:03For what, he's not bloody married.
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14:04 - 14:06Well, she'll still want looking after,
won't she, when he goes. -
14:06 - 14:08Oh, over a £1000 a week?
-
14:08 - 14:11What's an ordinary widow
getting these days? -
14:11 - 14:12SID: £13.30.
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14:12 - 14:14-(LAUGHS)
-(BELL RINGING) -
14:14 - 14:16Come on, Leslie Welch,
that cage is here. -
14:16 - 14:18Who's Leslie Welch?
-
14:18 - 14:20Of course, you're not old enough
to know Leslie Welch. -
14:20 - 14:22Knows more about Raquel Welch, that one.
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14:22 - 14:24-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-I've heard of him. -
14:27 - 14:29(ALL TALKING)
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14:34 - 14:38-All right, chap...
-Ah, well done. -
14:40 - 14:41Now, there we go again.
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14:41 - 14:43Come on, get down here.
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14:43 - 14:45(MAN COUGHING)
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14:48 - 14:49Come on, get on.
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14:57 - 15:00Has snow come yet?
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15:00 - 15:01Snow? What thy talking about?
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15:01 - 15:04They tell me they're sending
10,000 gallon of snow -
15:04 - 15:06to whitewash the staff for thee.
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15:07 - 15:09They gonna paint the chair, though, ain't they?
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15:09 - 15:11Aye. So don't muck it up.
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15:12 - 15:14-Well, get out of here.
-That's very good. -
15:14 - 15:17-...when we come out.
-I'll be home watching television. -
15:17 - 15:19I hope it pisses down.
-
15:19 - 15:21(ALL LAUGHING)
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15:31 - 15:34(ALL TALKING)
-
15:43 - 15:46-What they got you doing here? (LAUGHS)
-Painting again. -
15:46 - 15:49You gonna fetch two tubs
of flowered wallpaper down here next. -
15:49 - 15:51Gaffer wants you to put them up
as soon as you're finished doing that. -
15:51 - 15:54Well, I'll tell you what. I'd rather put
wallpaper up than do this job any day. -
15:55 - 15:57(BOTH LAUGHING)
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15:59 - 16:02(MEN TALKING)
-
16:05 - 16:07Have they come yet, then?
-
16:07 - 16:09What you going on about?
-
16:09 - 16:12-New outfits coming in.
-What outfits? -
16:12 - 16:15Velvet overalls, white helmet,
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16:15 - 16:18matching kid gloves and a dicky bow
for him when he gets here. -
16:18 - 16:21Just look part.
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16:21 - 16:23Thy'll look like a 30 bob salad for him.
-
16:23 - 16:25(ALL LAUGHING)
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16:25 - 16:27Come on, let's have thee on the paddy.
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16:27 - 16:29How we gonna go on
when the Paddy's not here? -
16:30 - 16:31How are we gonna get to work?
-
16:32 - 16:34How thy mean?
They are taking this out. -
16:35 - 16:37How can they?
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16:37 - 16:39They've got a tub painted white,
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16:39 - 16:43and they're looking for four white pit ponies
so as that can drive him there. -
16:43 - 16:45-(ALL LAUGHING)
-That's very good then. -
16:45 - 16:47Where's he sitting? Which is his seat?
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16:47 - 16:49I'll tell thee, kid.
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16:49 - 16:50Right there. That's it.
-
16:50 - 16:52-That's it, is it?
-Yes, that's it. -
16:52 - 16:55Well, it's mine today. I'm in.
-
16:55 - 16:57(LAUGHING)
-
16:57 - 17:01I think it's summat and all.
I hope you're not sitting him on these. -
17:01 - 17:04Thou wants summat a bit different
than these hard boards for him, and all. -
17:04 - 17:08How about some foam rubbers cushions
covered in red material, huh? -
17:08 - 17:11I should hope so.
We can't have him -
17:12 - 17:15sitting on old cold and hard
and finishing up with piles. -
17:15 - 17:16(ALL LAUGHING)
-
17:17 - 17:19(MAN TALKING ON PHONE)
-
17:19 - 17:21-Hollocks you said?
-Yeah. -
17:21 - 17:24-You pronounce your B's funny.
-(MAN LAUGHING) -
17:27 - 17:29It is that, I'm pleased
they don't call me that. -
17:29 - 17:31I get called enough names
by the men as it is. -
17:31 - 17:33(MAN SPEAKING OVER PHONE)
-
17:33 - 17:35-Thursday? Next Thursday?
-That's right, yeah. -
17:35 - 17:37-What time?
-About 10:30. -
17:37 - 17:38-Yeah.
-Okay. -
17:38 - 17:40And he's from the palace himself, is he?
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17:41 - 17:42Oh, yes, yes.
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17:42 - 17:43-Hmm.
-(MAN CONTINUES TALKING) -
17:43 - 17:46-Well, so far so good. Touch wood.
-(KNOCK ON DOOR) -
17:47 - 17:48Come in.
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17:49 - 17:51Geoff.
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17:52 - 17:55I'll fix that up. Yeah, thanks.
Cheerio. Bye. -
17:58 - 17:59Just waiting for Geoff.
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18:00 - 18:02Hi, there. They're gonna make a good job
of these offices, aren't they? -
18:03 - 18:05-Sit down if you like.
-I put me bed and sleep in mine. -
18:05 - 18:07-It's better than our house.
-(LAUGHS) -
18:07 - 18:11Now, then, I just want to know
how are things progressing. -
18:12 - 18:13We wanna be on top
of everything, don't we? -
18:13 - 18:15-Yeah.
-Now then, have we any problems? -
18:15 - 18:17Any fresh problems anywhere?
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18:18 - 18:21No, except there's a lot
of paint getting pinched. -
18:22 - 18:23They just unloaded it off the lorries
-
18:23 - 18:27and it's standing around
for a long time unattended. -
18:27 - 18:30The fellas are just walking past
and lifting it. -
18:30 - 18:31Well, that's got to bloody stop.
-
18:33 - 18:34The minute that paint
goes off the lorries... -
18:34 - 18:36-Yes.
-...I want it under lock and key. -
18:36 - 18:38-Yes.
-'Cause I'm not having every bloody -
18:38 - 18:41pigeon loft and garden shed
painted at NCB's expense. -
18:41 - 18:43-Right.
-Right, on the ground. -
18:44 - 18:46Has Sean come with that plaque yet?
-
18:46 - 18:48They've promised it for this afternoon.
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18:48 - 18:50Well, follow that up.
-
18:50 - 18:52We don't wanna leave jobs
like that till last minute. -
18:52 - 18:55-You got your curtains?
-Our curtains are all done. -
18:55 - 18:57They've done a good job on them.
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18:57 - 18:59They just want putting up.
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18:59 - 19:01Oh, aye. Well, listen, this afternoon,
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19:02 - 19:05I've got Ron Atkinson
coming down from area. -
19:05 - 19:08Now what I propose to do
is the four of us, -
19:09 - 19:10we'll have a walk around the yard,
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19:11 - 19:12and see if we can spot any little detail
-
19:12 - 19:14we might have missed
that we can improve on. -
19:14 - 19:15(BOTH AGREEING)
-
19:15 - 19:18Now you see reason for Ron,
he's an outsider. -
19:19 - 19:21Now, he might spot
something we've missed. -
19:22 - 19:24-Yeah.
-Us being on premises all day, you see. -
19:26 - 19:28Now, an emissary's coming up
from the palace next Thursday -
19:29 - 19:30to plot and plan everything.
-
19:31 - 19:33Now, we're not sure
what route he'll take yet, -
19:33 - 19:35but we've a rough idea.
-
19:36 - 19:38Right, now you can get off now.
I'll give you a buzz when Ron comes. -
19:38 - 19:41-Right, see you later.
-Okay, yeah, all right, then. -
19:41 - 19:44-Hey, what your office like?
-Terrible! -
19:44 - 19:47(BOTH SPEAKING)
-
19:54 - 19:57Is Bob there? Get him on phone.
I want him. -
19:59 - 20:02Is that you, Bob? Forbes.
Listen, what's Tom doing? -
20:05 - 20:08Aye, well, that can wait, that can.
I want you to get him. -
20:09 - 20:10Tell him to give my car
a good wash down -
20:11 - 20:13and have it outside my office for 3:00.
-
20:14 - 20:15Okay?
-
20:30 - 20:33The approach to the pit
is 100% improvement. -
20:33 - 20:34You've made a good job of it.
-
20:34 - 20:36FORBES: Let's go look at them.
-
20:36 - 20:38In another few years time
when they're established, -
20:38 - 20:40it'll just be like running up
to a stately home, eh. -
20:41 - 20:44Aye, I think he'll be proud
when he comes. -
20:44 - 20:45Let's hope so.
You've put a lot of work into it. -
20:45 - 20:46Yeah.
-
21:05 - 21:06What do you think to it?
-
21:09 - 21:12Well, it looks absolutely spot on
as far as I can see, Stan. -
21:12 - 21:14Well, don't you notice
anything different? -
21:15 - 21:17I can't see anything.
-
21:17 - 21:19Just a minute. The old stack.
You've had it recontoured. -
21:19 - 21:22See, look at it. Just look at that lot.
-
21:22 - 21:24-Don't it look better.
-Have you had it grassed as well? -
21:24 - 21:25Yeah.
-
21:25 - 21:27Come on, let's go have a look at this.
-
21:27 - 21:29You can see all the lot.
Right the way through. -
21:30 - 21:32It's gonna look a picture, this is.
-
21:32 - 21:33It's a great improvement, Stan.
-
21:33 - 21:36FORBES: Oh, when the grass is up
on it. Just like a big green hill. -
21:37 - 21:39I bet you can see
grass coming through now. -
21:40 - 21:42Yeah, you can. Look there.
-
21:43 - 21:45Look at that lot.
Look there. Get down. -
21:45 - 21:48Look, it's like a green haze here. Look.
-
21:50 - 21:52-What are they doing?
-Well, I don't know. -
21:52 - 21:54Like a team of bloody ostriches
getting ready for a race. -
21:55 - 21:57MAN 1: The silly pillocks.
-
21:57 - 22:00(BOTH LAUGHING)
-
22:00 - 22:02MAN 2: Shout off. "Off!"
-
22:03 - 22:05Come on.
-
22:05 - 22:07(BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING)
-
22:11 - 22:14And look at that.
You see... -
22:15 - 22:17Can you see them?
It's all showing up lovely. -
22:17 - 22:20Oh, you see this painting
is coming up grand now. -
22:45 - 22:47(BOTH TALKING)
-
22:47 - 22:50MAN 1: Keep off that line.
Keep away. -
22:50 - 22:54Why you big daft pillock! Can't you...
Look what you've done! -
22:54 - 22:56Keep your foot up!
-
22:56 - 23:00-Don't put that foot down.
-(SHOUTING) -
23:00 - 23:02You know what Forbes said.
Wants this yard cleaning up -
23:02 - 23:04for Prince Charles
to eat his dinner off. -
23:04 - 23:05-Keep that leg up.
-Don't blame me. -
23:05 - 23:07(ALL ARGUING)
-
23:07 - 23:10Are you two blind?
Are you bloody daft or what? -
23:10 - 23:12You young 'uns are all the same.
-
23:12 - 23:14Look at this,
you knew damn well, didn't ya? -
23:14 - 23:16-MAN 2: Who do you think you are?
-I'm painting this bloody line. -
23:16 - 23:19That's what I'm doing.
Don't put your foot down! -
23:21 - 23:23-All right? (CHUCKLES)
-All right, okay. -
23:25 - 23:27You see, I've got painters on.
-
23:27 - 23:29Now you can see what
it's gonna look like, can't you, -
23:29 - 23:31when it's all painted up, eh?
-
23:32 - 23:35-Eh, it'll be all right, won't it?
-(ALL TALKING) -
23:36 - 23:38What the hell's happened here?
-
23:38 - 23:39Oi! Oi!
-
23:40 - 23:40MAN: What?
-
23:40 - 23:42-Both here. Here.
-MAN: Me?
MAN: What? -
23:42 - 23:42-Both here. Here.
-MAN: Me? -
23:43 - 23:45-Both of you. Here.
-MAN: What did we do? -
23:46 - 23:48Get your sen here and shut up.
-
23:49 - 23:50What are you pratting about at?
-
23:51 - 23:53-Going to the bath.
-We're going up to the baths, Mr Forbes. -
23:53 - 23:55I know you're going to the bath, Mr. Forbes.
-
23:55 - 23:57I know you're going to the bath.
-
23:58 - 24:00Who does thy think thy are?
Lester Piggott? -
24:00 - 24:01He's giving me a lift up...
-
24:01 - 24:03I can see.
Oh, I can see he's giving you a lift up. -
24:03 - 24:06Why are we going like this?
-
24:06 - 24:08MAN: 'Cause I trod in summat.
-
24:08 - 24:10I've trod in something many a time,
but nobody gives me a ride. -
24:10 - 24:12-What'd you trod in?
-Some paint, -
24:12 - 24:14down in the stockyard,
on a white line... -
24:14 - 24:16Ah! Because you've been pratting about
again, you two, haven't you? -
24:16 - 24:18-(BOTH DENYING)
-I'm not talking to you. -
24:18 - 24:20You shut up a minute.
What's he sending you up to do? -
24:20 - 24:22-Get that paint off?
-Yeah. -
24:22 - 24:25Right. In there, get it off,
-
24:25 - 24:28get back up there,
and stop bloody pratting about, -
24:28 - 24:31get your work done.
Now, get in there. Now go on. -
24:31 - 24:33-Piss off, get in there.
-(GRUMBLING) -
24:33 - 24:35Bloody little gits!
-
24:36 - 24:39I'll give you a brick wall,
you little git. Get in there. -
24:45 - 24:47Well, now let's try
and get back to reality, eh? -
24:47 - 24:48MEN: Yes.
-
24:49 - 24:51He'll get out over there.
-
24:52 - 24:56So, where will we be lined up
about here, I should imagine. -
24:56 - 24:58-Eh?
-MEN: Yes. -
24:58 - 25:01ATKINSON: What about the red carpet?
Are you going to have one down? -
25:02 - 25:04That ought to do. What? Do you think?
-
25:05 - 25:06Not a whole lot of...
-
25:06 - 25:08Do you know owt about it?
What do you think? -
25:08 - 25:10It's up to you.
I suppose it's the usual practise. -
25:10 - 25:13Well, emissary will be up.
We can ask him what the procedure is. -
25:13 - 25:15I think we ought to order a length.
Just in case. -
25:16 - 25:18-You think so?
-PHIL: I think we ought to do. -
25:18 - 25:20Get your book out a minute.
-
25:20 - 25:23I'll just pace out and we'll see.
A rough idea, this, that's all. -
25:23 - 25:25-PHIL: Right. Okay.
-Right? One, two, -
25:26 - 25:28three, four, five, six.
-
25:32 - 25:34-Seven.
-Seven yards? -
25:34 - 25:36Make it seven yards.
I'll tell you what, make it 10. -
25:37 - 25:38Ten yards, we'll want.
-
25:38 - 25:39-Ten yards.
-Yeah. -
25:39 - 25:40Ten yards of what?
-
25:43 - 25:46Stair carpet! Maroon stair carpet.
-
25:46 - 25:48PHIL: Maroon stair carpet.
-
25:48 - 25:51If you're in doubt, look,
best plan, get Sheila. -
25:51 - 25:54Tell her to see to it. She'll know
what to do in a job like this. -
25:54 - 25:56-All right?
-GEOFF: Hey, I know! -
25:56 - 25:59Why don't we put a roll of belting
down, eh? It won't cost us a penny. -
25:59 - 26:03Don't you think I've just had enough
with them two, without you starting? -
26:03 - 26:05"Put a roll of belting down."
-
26:05 - 26:08Well, I don't think we should
go to any extra expenditure, do we? -
26:08 - 26:10We don't wanna antagonise the men.
-
26:11 - 26:12Why should it do that?
-
26:13 - 26:15There's 99% of the men
wanting this visit. -
26:15 - 26:17GEOFF: Yeah, but not all
will welcome him, will they? -
26:18 - 26:20We've just got a few of the nutters.
-
26:21 - 26:24But all the rest want this visit.
They're proud he's coming to the pit. -
26:24 - 26:26We don't wanna spoil it, do we?
-
26:26 - 26:28A bit of bloody carpeting,
-
26:28 - 26:30-get it ordered. Come on.
-I'll see Sheila. -
26:30 - 26:31-Shall I take your hats in?
-Yeah. -
26:32 - 26:34(MURMURING)
-
26:36 - 26:37FORBES: Sheila!
-
26:37 - 26:40Tea for four of us
in five minutes, please. -
26:41 - 26:43What do you think of it, son?
-
26:43 - 26:44ATKINSON: It's very nice. Very nice.
-
26:45 - 26:47Bit like a...
-
26:47 - 26:49-Morning, lads. How's it going?
-All right. -
26:49 - 26:50FORBES: All right, lads.
-
26:50 - 26:52Well, we thought
we'd keep it this colour. -
26:53 - 26:54I had a word with Mrs Forbes.
-
26:54 - 26:56-She said no fancy colours, you know.
-Mmm-hmm. -
26:56 - 26:57-Looks nice and clean.
-How's it going? -
26:57 - 26:58Oh, going smashing.
-
26:58 - 27:01-I keep these lads happy.
-They're pleased for the overtime. -
27:01 - 27:03-Overtime, yeah? (CHUCKLING)
-Yeah. -
27:03 - 27:04GEOFF: Keep 'em coming.
-
27:04 - 27:05That's my office. It's all right, innit?
-
27:05 - 27:06Yeah, very nice. Yeah.
-
27:06 - 27:08Watch your coat on this door.
-
27:08 - 27:11I caught it this morning...
Paint all inside. -
27:11 - 27:12Easy done, innit?
-
27:12 - 27:15Oh, bloody hell, no!
Look here. -
27:16 - 27:19When we get to the pithead,
I want to make him a presentation. -
27:19 - 27:20What sort of presentation?
-
27:20 - 27:23I got him a deputy's yardstick made.
-
27:24 - 27:27I got it polished up
by one of the engineers, -
27:27 - 27:28and capped with silver.
-
27:29 - 27:30Very nice.
-
27:31 - 27:33Is this real silver?
-
27:33 - 27:35-Of course it is.
-(TALKING INDISTINCTLY) -
27:36 - 27:39Look, there's the maker's initials.
-
27:39 - 27:40-Yeah.
-(KNOCKING AT DOOR) -
27:40 - 27:42Tea is ready, Mr Forbes.
-
27:42 - 27:44FORBES: Bring it in, Sheila, please.
-
27:44 - 27:46ATKINSON: It's worth a bob
or two, you know. -
27:46 - 27:49FORBES: Yes, I know, but it seemed
like a nice little memento, -
27:49 - 27:51and I think the lad
will appreciate it, don't you? -
27:51 - 27:52ATKINSON: He will, indeed.
-
27:53 - 27:54Sugar, Mr Atkinson?
-
27:54 - 27:55ATKINSON: Just one, please.
-
27:57 - 27:59FORBES: I also had this
made up for him, look. -
27:59 - 28:01To go along with the stick.
-
28:01 - 28:03(UNWRAPPING PAPER)
-
28:04 - 28:06This is an album
-
28:06 - 28:08of photographs,
old photographs of royalty -
28:08 - 28:11visiting the pits in the area,
years ago. -
28:11 - 28:13Make an album up.
-
28:13 - 28:15-It would make a nice...
-ATKINSON: Good collection, innit? -
28:15 - 28:17FORBES: Yeah, well,
it'll make a nice reading for him. -
28:17 - 28:19FORBES: He can have an hour or two
at sea looking at this. -
28:19 - 28:21-Thinking about us.
-(CHUCKLES) -
28:22 - 28:24(ALL CHUCKLING)
-
28:25 - 28:27-That's...
-FORBES: That's Queen Mary, that. -
28:29 - 28:31Very nice, very nice.
-
28:33 - 28:35Was it during the 1912 visit
-
28:35 - 28:38that there was a big disaster
in the nearby pit? -
28:38 - 28:40Cadeby Main, wasn't it?
-
28:40 - 28:41Yeah, on the same day.
-
28:41 - 28:45While they were at Silverwood
they were an explosion at Cadeby, -
28:45 - 28:48and 86 men and lads killed.
I've got it here somewhere. -
28:52 - 28:54I was gonna include it in the album.
-
28:55 - 28:59But I had second thoughts, because when
you read, you'll understand why. -
29:00 - 29:02"The happy revelling
was muddied by terrible rumours -
29:02 - 29:05"at a pit tragedy at Cadeby Main
-
29:05 - 29:07"where 86 men and boys were killed.
-
29:08 - 29:11"In the evening, the King and Queen
arrived unexpected at Cadeby Main -
29:11 - 29:15"to express their sympathy
to the bereaved wives and families. -
29:15 - 29:17"Then they returned to Wentworth House,
-
29:17 - 29:19"where they were staying
with the Fitzwilliam family." -
29:20 - 29:22Bad luck, that.
-
29:23 - 29:25-What?
-That disaster. -
29:25 - 29:26Happening on the same day
as their visit. -
29:26 - 29:28Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, definitely that were. -
29:30 - 29:31(PAINTER 1 HUMMING)
-
29:56 - 29:59(PAINTER 2 WHISTLING)
-
30:13 - 30:15PAINTER 2: Steady, you daft, dirty sod.
-
30:15 - 30:18They were clean on this morning,
I've paint all over me. -
30:18 - 30:19PAINTER 1: Action painting.
-
30:19 - 30:21-PAINTER 2: What is that?
-Action painting. -
30:21 - 30:24-PAINTER 2: What action painting?
-Haven't you seen it on telly? -
30:24 - 30:25No.
-
30:25 - 30:29Well, they get little brushes like this,
and they splat it on like that. -
30:30 - 30:32Then they get motorbikes
and ride them across, -
30:32 - 30:34and then they roll nude women across.
-
30:34 - 30:35-Nude women?
-Yeah. -
30:37 - 30:39I'll like to roll
Sharon Marshall across it. -
30:39 - 30:41-Ha!
-Would be nice, wouldn't it? -
30:41 - 30:43Did you see her dancing last night?
-
30:43 - 30:45Aye, it weren't bad, was it?
-
30:45 - 30:48Tits bouncing, they were like
two bloody bairns playing in the bed. -
30:48 - 30:51What are you messing about at now?
-
30:51 - 30:54PAINTER 2: Oh, we're just painting
the wall like they told us to do. -
30:58 - 31:00And what's that supposed to be?
-
31:00 - 31:02Modern art that, Bob.
-
31:02 - 31:05Brighten the place up a bit
for when Prince Charles comes. -
31:05 - 31:07I'll brighten your arse up in a minute.
-
31:07 - 31:10Clean up all that art.
Now, get that covered up, -
31:11 - 31:13and get some paint on here,
-
31:14 - 31:15and try and do it properly.
-
31:16 - 31:19This is the bloody National Coal Board,
not the National Art Gallery. -
31:20 - 31:21PAINTERS: All right, Bob.
-
31:23 - 31:26PAINTER 2: He's a right philistine.
He's talking a load of balls. -
31:27 - 31:28BOB: What did you say there?
-
31:28 - 31:30I said we're gonna need
a lot of turpentine -
31:30 - 31:33to get this paint off us overalls.
-
31:33 - 31:35Oh.
-
31:35 - 31:37(BOTH SNICKERING)
-
31:38 - 31:40Have it done quick,
'cause he might go up there. -
31:40 - 31:41-And tell...to take a look...
-Geoff! -
31:41 - 31:43-...in about half an hour, all right?
-Okay, yeah. -
31:44 - 31:45Geoff Carter, my under-manager.
-
31:45 - 31:46-How do you do?
-Pleased to meet you. -
31:47 - 31:49The committee from the palace,
and, of course, you know him. -
31:49 - 31:51-Hello, Geoff.
-All right. -
31:51 - 31:55Well, gentlemen, we have a very tight
schedule on this visit. -
31:55 - 31:57There are a lot
of engagements to fulfil. -
31:57 - 31:59So, it's essential that every section
of the programme -
31:59 - 32:01should be timed to the minute.
-
32:01 - 32:04Now the helicopter will land
at 10:30 precisely. -
32:05 - 32:06What?
-
32:06 - 32:07Wait... Helicopter?
-
32:07 - 32:09Yes, is there anything wrong?
-
32:09 - 32:11No, you've just taken us
by surprise, that's all. -
32:11 - 32:13We'd naturally thought
he'd be travelling by car. -
32:13 - 32:16(CHUCKLING) No,
we nearly always use a helicopter -
32:16 - 32:18for these "meet the people" tours.
-
32:18 - 32:21You see, you get the maximum number
of visits in a given area, -
32:21 - 32:22and it minimises the travelling time.
-
32:22 - 32:23FORBES: Well, yeah.
-
32:24 - 32:25GEOFF: Now that I think about it.
-
32:25 - 32:27Now, where to you suggest
we have the landing pad? -
32:27 - 32:29Well, now you've mentioned it,
Sir Gordon, -
32:29 - 32:32I think we best have a look down there,
'cause I think we have an ideal spot. -
32:32 - 32:33SIR GORDON: Yes,
that looks very possible. -
32:34 - 32:36FORBES: Well, we've no tall buildings,
-
32:36 - 32:39and you're well clear of the head gears.
And there's no wires. -
32:39 - 32:41GEOFF: What about the markings?
Will it have to be marked out? -
32:41 - 32:43SIR GORDON: Yes.
-
32:43 - 32:45You need to have a large, white "H"
-
32:45 - 32:46-painted on the ground...
-Yes. -
32:46 - 32:49...which is perfectly easy for the pilot
to pick up when he comes in to land. -
32:49 - 32:51FORBES: The pilot?
-
32:51 - 32:53Well, I thought he took
the controls himself. -
32:53 - 32:57(CHUCKLING) He does sometimes,
on more leisurely occasions. -
32:57 - 32:59Now, immediately after touchdown,
-
32:59 - 33:02you'll have the introduction
of the Coal Board personnel, -
33:02 - 33:04-officials of the mining union...
-FORBES: Yeah. -
33:04 - 33:06-...and associations.
-FORBES: Yeah. -
33:06 - 33:09And that, I presume,
will take place there, -
33:09 - 33:11because the next port of call
will be the offices. -
33:11 - 33:14Yeah, yeah, that's the idea of it, yeah.
-
33:14 - 33:16Now, I wonder if somebody could make
a note of all this, could they? -
33:16 - 33:18Do you mind? Thank you very much.
-
33:18 - 33:20Right. Put 10:30 touchdown.
-
33:20 - 33:22-Oh, and um...
-10:30 touchdown? -
33:22 - 33:27SIR GORDON: That's right. Now, we find
the only satisfactory way of doing this -
33:27 - 33:29is to do a real walk-through,
a proper rehearsal. -
33:29 - 33:31-(ALL AGREEING)
-SIR GORDON: Right. -
33:31 - 33:33A 10:30 touchdown.
-
33:33 - 33:35You got that, Phil?
-
33:38 - 33:39Now, Mr Forbes,
-
33:39 - 33:43you will walk forward,
and be presented here. -
33:43 - 33:45And then you will proceed
with His Royal Highness -
33:45 - 33:47to the official party.
-
33:52 - 33:56And 10:32,
introduction of the official party. -
33:57 - 34:01And how many men have you got
actually in the line-up, Mr Forbes? -
34:02 - 34:03Well, I really couldn't
tell you, Sir Gordon. -
34:03 - 34:05But I've got them all inside.
-
34:05 - 34:07-Now, shall I bring them out?
-If you would, please. -
34:07 - 34:08-Yes, please.
-Would it help? -
34:09 - 34:11-It would make it much more accurate.
-Right. -
34:16 - 34:18Do you find everything is going
according to plan for you? -
34:19 - 34:20Yes, it's going very well I think, yes.
-
34:20 - 34:22I wonder if, you'd pardon me
for saying this, Sir, -
34:22 - 34:25but you do very much remind me of
the Duke of Edinburgh. -
34:25 - 34:26-Really?
-Do you mind me saying so? -
34:26 - 34:28Well, I think...
I don't think he'd be very pleased, -
34:28 - 34:29'cause he's very much younger than I am.
-
34:30 - 34:32Oh, you very much resemble him
in many which ways. -
34:32 - 34:34We've just been saying so,
my colleague and I down there. -
34:34 - 34:37We've been saying that we think you
very much resemble him, very much so. -
34:37 - 34:39Well, don't say a word, but I think
I'm a little taller than he is. -
34:39 - 34:41Is it a fact, is it?
-
34:42 - 34:44-I'll tell you one thing, Phil.
-What's that, Geoff? -
34:45 - 34:47It's a bloody good job
this pit's not near a canal. -
34:47 - 34:48Why not?
-
34:48 - 34:50Well, he'd want to come
in his cruiser, wouldn't he? -
34:50 - 34:52Think of the bloody job
we'd have on widening that. -
34:52 - 34:53(CHUCKLING)
-
34:53 - 34:55Good to meet you, though.
-
34:55 - 34:57Do you find you have to stamp down
on people sometimes? -
34:57 - 34:58You know, that's not my job.
-
34:59 - 35:01(INDISTINCT TALKING)
-
35:06 - 35:08Hey up, what's this here?
-
35:08 - 35:13I don't know. Must have something to do
with yon visit that they're on about. -
35:14 - 35:16Who's that bloke
with the grey hair and suit? -
35:17 - 35:19-Must be important, anyway?
-Yeah, it's obvious. -
35:23 - 35:25And this gentleman here,
-
35:25 - 35:27this is Walter Hardy.
-
35:27 - 35:29He's one of our longest
serving employees. -
35:29 - 35:32He started working the mines at 13.
-
35:32 - 35:36He's due for retirement next month,
after 41 years of loyal service. -
35:37 - 35:39Loyal service?
I had no other bloody choice. -
35:39 - 35:42Walter, you've been already told twice,
-
35:42 - 35:47you don't speak unless
His Royal Highness speaks to you first. -
35:47 - 35:49Sorry about that, Sir Gordon.
-
35:49 - 35:52All you have to do is to bow slightly,
and shake hands. -
35:52 - 35:55And wait for Prince Charles to hold out
his hand, before you take it. -
35:55 - 35:57-Do you understand?
-Yes. -
35:57 - 36:00And should His Royal Highness speak
to you, you will address him as "Sir". -
36:04 - 36:07FORBES: And I hope
when the day comes, Walter, -
36:07 - 36:09you're going to have your teeth in.
-
36:09 - 36:12Well, I want a new set.
These are loose. -
36:12 - 36:14I sound like a bloody trotting pony
when I've got the buggers in. -
36:16 - 36:17Walter.
-
36:18 - 36:22I know the Prince is a nautical man,
and how he knows all the words. -
36:22 - 36:25But he's gonna hear none from you
or anyone else on that day. -
36:25 - 36:27-So, remember that, will you?
-Yes, sir. -
36:27 - 36:28Right.
-
36:29 - 36:33And this is Michael Barton,
one of our youngest apprentices. -
36:33 - 36:36He's a real good lad.
He's coming on real well. -
36:36 - 36:38But there's one thing
I'd like to tell him. -
36:38 - 36:40Do us a favour, Michael,
-
36:40 - 36:43and get your hair cut
for the day, please, will ya? -
36:43 - 36:44Had it cut yesterday.
-
36:45 - 36:46-When?
-Yesterday. -
36:47 - 36:48Turn around, lad.
-
36:50 - 36:52Well, the only thing I can say,
-
36:52 - 36:54he's robbed you.
-
36:57 - 36:58(MAN WHISTLING)
-
37:06 - 37:07Hello! What are you doing?
-
37:08 - 37:10Marking a 5-a-side pitch out
or something? -
37:10 - 37:12I wish I was.
-
37:13 - 37:14What is it, then?
-
37:14 - 37:15Big...
-
37:15 - 37:18For the helicopter. He's coming
by helicopter. Didn't you know? -
37:18 - 37:20-Helicopter?
-I didn't know that. -
37:21 - 37:23Manager didn't know either.
There's been a right flap on. -
37:23 - 37:24He's had me hosing it all down.
-
37:24 - 37:26Brushing it.
-
37:26 - 37:28Been having blueys all day. (CHUCKLING)
-
37:28 - 37:31Been in and out of the office,
seeing if I were doing it right. -
37:31 - 37:32-Oh, yeah?
-Oh. -
37:33 - 37:35By the look of it, I thought it were
-
37:35 - 37:36a 5-a-side pitch or summat.
-
37:36 - 37:38Using this rope to keep crowds off.
-
37:38 - 37:39BOB: Hey!
-
37:39 - 37:41-What the hell are you doing there?
-Humpty Dumpty here. -
37:42 - 37:44Weren't you two supposed to be working?
-
37:44 - 37:46PAINTER 1: I'm just coming down
from the fitting shop. -
37:46 - 37:48We off up to the stockyard now.
-
37:49 - 37:51Well, before you go,
I've got a little job for you. -
37:52 - 37:54But I better go and make it right
with Harry first. -
37:54 - 37:55PAINTER 2: What do you
want us to do then? -
37:55 - 37:58Well, I'll tell you
what I want you to do. -
37:58 - 38:00There's two tubs behind the office.
-
38:00 - 38:02I want you to bring them
around the front, -
38:02 - 38:04and stand one, either side of the door.
-
38:05 - 38:07Then go to the stores
and get a wheelbarrow. -
38:07 - 38:08I want you to fill them up with soil.
-
38:10 - 38:13Pit tubs filled up with soil?
-
38:13 - 38:16Flower tubs, you dozy bugger you.
-
38:16 - 38:20Oh, are there some flowers there then?
-
38:20 - 38:21Would look great with two pit tubs
-
38:21 - 38:23standing in front of the office,
wouldn't it? -
38:23 - 38:25Mr Forbes wants them brought around
-
38:25 - 38:27because he wants some flowers
-
38:27 - 38:29and some decoration
at the front of the office. -
38:29 - 38:32Okay, you two, get away
and get that done now. -
38:32 - 38:34Go on, do it, hurry.
-
38:36 - 38:38And you can get back
on painting them lines, -
38:38 - 38:40and keep them straight.
-
38:40 - 38:42-Okay?
-What? Circle as well? -
38:42 - 38:45Never mind, get on with the lines
and try and get a bit of work done. -
38:48 - 38:50(SIGHS)
-
39:05 - 39:06He got that drunk in that beer tent
-
39:06 - 39:08they had to take him home
in the pit ambulance. -
39:09 - 39:11Can you imagine our Edna's face
when he rolled up outside in that? -
39:11 - 39:14She thought something serious
had happened to him. -
39:14 - 39:15So they open the back doors,
-
39:15 - 39:17and he rolls out singing and shouting.
-
39:17 - 39:20She kicked him from arsehole to
breakfast time right across the road. -
39:20 - 39:21Upstairs to bed.
-
39:21 - 39:24Got a right temper in her,
once she gets going. -
39:24 - 39:25She won't let him
out of the house for a week. -
39:26 - 39:28Aye, but I may know the reason there.
-
39:28 - 39:32He kept her waiting over an hour,
he promised to take her down pit. -
39:32 - 39:35She didn't miss nothing, now did she?
-
39:35 - 39:38(MAN SPEAKING)
-
39:38 - 39:40It's ours.
-
39:40 - 39:44Excuse me, but he's got his name down.
-
39:47 - 39:50MAN: No, no, Sid.
-
39:50 - 39:53Waste of time for me them open days.
-
39:53 - 39:55It's all dressing the bloody pit up.
-
39:55 - 39:58But folks that's lived in villages...
-
39:58 - 40:01It's better having an open day
and folks from the district -
40:01 - 40:02coming than what we're having.
-
40:02 - 40:04Somebody who's got
nothing to do with the pit. -
40:05 - 40:08I mean, that's a bloody waste of time
and money, that is, innit? -
40:08 - 40:11I wouldn't say that,
because it does got... -
40:11 - 40:14If tha's somebody important
coming to the pit like we've got. -
40:14 - 40:16I mean, it's bloody royalty, innit?
-
40:16 - 40:18Thou's got to dress it up a bit.
-
40:18 - 40:21Can you imagine, if thee had got
somebody coming to your house, -
40:21 - 40:23what were important to thee,
-
40:23 - 40:25you'd put a bit of a show on for 'em
wouldn't you? -
40:25 - 40:28I'm not talking about putting a bit of a
show on, I'm talking about spending -
40:28 - 40:30thousands of pounds
of the public's money on a visit -
40:30 - 40:32that's going to last
no more than two hours. -
40:32 - 40:34I thought there was supposed to be
a crisis on, -
40:34 - 40:36telling us we're supposed to be
tightening us belts. -
40:37 - 40:40How does he expect people
to take any notice of that, -
40:40 - 40:42when they see this all lot going up?
-
40:42 - 40:44Mind you, I think people like him.
-
40:44 - 40:48A bit of pomp and ceremony,
I think it brightens life up a bit. -
40:48 - 40:50Like the other day, he was on,
-
40:50 - 40:52Chancellor of the Exchequer,
at one of these banquets. -
40:52 - 40:55He stood there with a bloody white
jacket on and dicky bow... -
40:56 - 40:59I'm not kidding.
He's telling us what a state we're in -
40:59 - 41:02and he'd finished a meal that'd cost
more than some blokes earn in a week. -
41:03 - 41:06I mean, there was
that much grub on that table, -
41:06 - 41:08we'd have hydraulic chocks
to hold the bugger up. -
41:08 - 41:10He must think we are barmy then.
-
41:10 - 41:13You know as well as I do,
-
41:13 - 41:15that the money
ain't just spent for the visit. -
41:15 - 41:17SID: What, just a coincidence,
is it then, -
41:17 - 41:19that they decided to do our pit
just when he was coming? -
41:19 - 41:22I don't know how they decided
but I do know the money is there. -
41:22 - 41:24All they're doing is
accelerating the spending of it. -
41:24 - 41:26-That's your...
-SID: No, you're bloody stupid. -
41:26 - 41:29-I reckon it's a good thing.
-Ah, he's right there Sid. -
41:29 - 41:31Thee figured it out for thee sen.
-
41:31 - 41:34That pit's been
in a hell of a bloody state for years. -
41:34 - 41:37And I know we've gone...
It has gone long to me... -
41:37 - 41:38That's not the point, Ronnie.
-
41:38 - 41:41Look if all this fuss is worth making,
it's worth making for us, innit? -
41:41 - 41:42It's us who work and live here
-
41:43 - 41:45and we have to see this bloody place
every day, don't we. -
41:45 - 41:46MAN 1: I agree with Sid.
-
41:46 - 41:48What's the bloody royalty
ever done for us? -
41:48 - 41:50They're only bloody parasites.
-
41:50 - 41:52Thee shut thy bloody face.
-
41:52 - 41:56Thee shut thy bloody face
or I'll take thee outside. -
41:56 - 42:00Worked here 4 3 year but they never
painted the bugger for me. -
42:00 - 42:04Ah, come on, what are we doing,
are we playing snooker? -
42:05 - 42:07MAN 2: Don't talk wet.
-
42:07 - 42:11I am not talking wet, there's an honour
for this pit to be chosen, -
42:11 - 42:13and most of the men think so as well.
-
42:13 - 42:16Honour my arse. I'll tell you
why they chose our pit, shall I? -
42:16 - 42:18MAN 2: Oh, get lost.
-
42:18 - 42:20Shall I tell you why
they chose our pit? -
42:20 - 42:22MAN 3: Go on then.
MAN 2: Go on then, clever bugger. -
42:22 - 42:25Because they knew that
the branch officials are soft as shit. -
42:26 - 42:27And that they won't oppose it.
-
42:27 - 42:29Why should we oppose it?
The men agreed to it, didn't they? -
42:29 - 42:33SID: They never said a dicky-bird.
They just passed it. -
42:33 - 42:36They could have said something if they
wanted to. Everybody knew about it. -
42:36 - 42:38Look, any branch official
worth their salt -
42:38 - 42:40would have rejected that proposal
-
42:40 - 42:43and then come and told us about it
and see what we think about it. -
42:43 - 42:46Can you imagine a visit lined up
at Langley? -
42:46 - 42:48They're bloody communists there,
that's why. -
42:48 - 42:51-Who are?
-Tommy and Sam, everybody knows that. -
42:52 - 42:54They wouldn't call them that
to their faces, would they? -
42:54 - 42:57All right then,
they might not be party members. -
42:57 - 42:59-But you know what I mean.
-Aye, I know just what that means. -
43:00 - 43:01That means trouble makers, don't they?
-
43:02 - 43:04And that's a term they use
just to discredit anybody -
43:04 - 43:06who's not walking
hand in glove with management. -
43:07 - 43:10They not even bloody members at
Labour Party, never mind communists. -
43:10 - 43:14half of that lot, they're just branch
officials who put interest of men first. -
43:14 - 43:16And that's what
they're elected for, innit? -
43:16 - 43:19That's their job. And anybody who
don't do that should be out on his arse. -
43:19 - 43:22Come on, we're not going to waste
this time talking to him about... -
43:22 - 43:24Yeah, we got to stop
sucking up to these buggers, -
43:25 - 43:27'cause we insult us sens when we do,
we do us sens down. -
43:27 - 43:30-You're an extremist, you, Sid.
-Look they don't fool me, -
43:30 - 43:31riding around
in their bleeding Rolls-Royces, -
43:31 - 43:33waving and shaking hands with folks.
-
43:33 - 43:36There's never been a King or Queen yet
who's done one thing -
43:36 - 43:38for the working population
in this country. -
43:38 - 43:40They're reactionaries.
Tories to a man. -
43:40 - 43:42I know that. They have no power now.
-
43:42 - 43:44All they are, are bloody figureheads,
that's all. -
43:44 - 43:47I know that, but they are figureheads
of a society that's based on class -
43:47 - 43:49and inherited wealth and privilege.
-
43:50 - 43:51And we didn't bring a government down,
-
43:51 - 43:55a Tory government down
in '72 and '74 like we did, -
43:55 - 43:57just to have one of the buggers
parading up and down the pit yard -
43:57 - 44:00and everybody bowing
and scraping to him. -
44:00 - 44:02Are they that thick,
that they can't see that this is right? -
44:02 - 44:05Look, brother, why don't you
put yourself up for the union? -
44:05 - 44:07You know, just don't rattle
at the bloody sidelines. -
44:07 - 44:08Any silly bugger can do that.
-
44:09 - 44:12I might just do, son,
and if I do it'll be... -
44:12 - 44:15I've got a table for
-
44:15 - 44:17a game, not for a week. Come on.
-
44:18 - 44:19Come on, it's thy shot now.
-
44:20 - 44:22It's thy shot, come on.
-
44:27 - 44:32Don't rip that table
else we shall be in trouble. -
44:44 - 44:46Bloody hell!
-
44:50 - 44:52Oh, my God, look at this lot.
-
44:52 - 44:55-We're going to need a...
-Bleeding hell. -
44:55 - 44:57That's all we needed.
-
44:57 - 44:59We're not going in this, are we?
-
45:00 - 45:03We'll get pissing wet through
after we've gone 10 yards. -
45:03 - 45:05Where are we going to find
two types of every animal -
45:05 - 45:06known to man
at this time of the evening? -
45:06 - 45:09-(LAUGHING)
-Ah... -
45:09 - 45:11We can't stand here all afternoon,
can we? -
45:12 - 45:14We couldn't get my umbrella...
-
45:15 - 45:18(LAUGHING)
-
45:18 - 45:20Only get two of youse
under that anyway. -
45:22 - 45:24Oh, buggers this. I'm going home.
-
45:24 - 45:27-Oh, you're barmy, man.
-And bloody know it. -
45:27 - 45:29Fetch us a coat back
when thou gets home. -
45:30 - 45:31(LAUGHS)
-
45:31 - 45:32Where's Harry gone?
-
45:34 - 45:35He'll not get no more,
they've just shut. -
45:35 - 45:38Look at this silly fellow.
What's he got here? -
45:38 - 45:40(LAUGHS) I'll show them.
-
45:40 - 45:42There, we're not going home
under that bugger are we? -
45:42 - 45:46-What?
-Stick end in the belly button and all. -
45:46 - 45:48Does Wilf know you've got it?
-
45:48 - 45:51Aye, told him
I'd bring it back tomorrow. Come on. -
45:54 - 45:55All aboard.
-
45:57 - 45:58(LAUGHS)
-
46:01 - 46:02You all right?
-
46:04 - 46:06Get in, thy's all right.
-
46:06 - 46:07Right, come on.
-
46:07 - 46:09-I've just been to hairdressers.
-Were they shut! -
46:10 - 46:11(LAUGHS)
-
46:12 - 46:15Made a right balls-up of your hair,
haven't they? -
46:15 - 46:18Hey up, hey up.
-
46:18 - 46:20Move over here.
-
46:20 - 46:23SID: Come on, come on.
-
46:23 - 46:26Come on, we're having a gang bang!
-
46:26 - 46:30I don't know what he's balloting
umbrella for... -
46:48 - 46:49(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-
46:50 - 46:52I've brought today's mail.
-
46:57 - 46:59Is everything all right, Mr Forbes?
-
47:00 - 47:01Have you seen it, Sheila?
-
47:01 - 47:03Seen what?
-
47:03 - 47:04The stack.
-
47:05 - 47:06Ruined.
-
47:07 - 47:08Bloody ruined.
-
47:12 - 47:16The grass, the seed, the lot,
all washed away. -
47:17 - 47:18Oh, what a shame.
-
47:19 - 47:22In about another week it would have been
strong enough to stand all this. -
47:24 - 47:27It's all this rain,
this morning when we got up. -
47:27 - 47:29The conservatory
was like a swimming pool, -
47:29 - 47:31it had come through the roof.
-
47:31 - 47:35Oh, I know,
it would look like a big green hill, -
47:35 - 47:37especially from a helicopter.
-
47:38 - 47:40You know, he'd have thought
he'd been landing in Peak District -
47:40 - 47:41instead of pit yard.
-
47:42 - 47:43Oh, it's a shame.
-
47:57 - 47:58MAN 1: Thy looks knackered.
-
47:59 - 48:00Hello.
-
48:07 - 48:09MAN 2: Hey up, Alan.
-
48:09 - 48:10MAN 3: What?
-
48:10 - 48:12MAN 2: Go see what time it is, kid.
-
48:12 - 48:15(MAN 3 SPEAKING)
-
48:15 - 48:17Come on, let's keep looking.
-
48:28 - 48:30Nearly half past five.
-
48:31 - 48:34I'm stopping now. It's bloody snap time.
-
48:34 - 48:37Half past five.
-
48:37 - 48:40That's me done.
-
49:07 - 49:10Every day this week.
-
49:10 - 49:14Bread and jam, bread and jam.
-
49:14 - 49:16Ah, some good job...
-
49:16 - 49:17Bread and jam again?
-
49:17 - 49:20Time to get a new chef.
(LAUGHING) -
49:20 - 49:22I went up to Legion yesterday.
-
49:23 - 49:25-To see about that taps they owe me.
-All right, lads. -
49:25 - 49:26(MEN SPEAK)
-
49:27 - 49:28Linda sorted me.
-
49:29 - 49:30Which Linda is that?
-
49:30 - 49:32Big Linda.
-
49:32 - 49:34Bristols Linda!
-
49:36 - 49:38They made some pamphlets
for when Charlie comes. -
49:39 - 49:41Little coloured booklets.
-
49:41 - 49:43See let me have a look at it.
-
49:43 - 49:46So, shall we have a look
at what Linda did? -
49:47 - 49:49If Linda let me have a look
at what she's got, old boy, -
49:49 - 49:53thy'd only tip thy cap at it
and thy'd run a mile. -
49:54 - 49:56They haven't made a bad job of them.
-
49:56 - 49:58SID: What's it about?
-
49:58 - 50:03It's about history of pit
and how they make coal. -
50:04 - 50:06Coloured pictures and that
-
50:06 - 50:08and men working.
-
50:08 - 50:11SID: I bet they didn't put
a picture of that in it. -
50:11 - 50:12(LAUGHING)
-
50:12 - 50:13Ronnie having a piss.
-
50:14 - 50:15(LAUGHS)
-
50:16 - 50:17Hey.
-
50:18 - 50:21How we gonna go on if he wants to go
when he's down here? -
50:22 - 50:24Somebody will have to tell him
to hold it. -
50:24 - 50:27You know who'll get
a plum job like that? Who? -
50:27 - 50:31That'll be Forbes.
They're holding it for him. -
50:31 - 50:33(LAUGHS)
-
50:33 - 50:35Tell you summat, though.
-
50:36 - 50:40They've done everything but that.
-
50:41 - 50:45They'd have put in toilets down here
in case they needed it. -
50:45 - 50:47Barmy, how can they flush lavs
down a pit? -
50:47 - 50:50Who's talking about flush lavs?
-
50:50 - 50:54I'm talking about them chemical jobs...
-
50:54 - 50:58Had 'em on Lancaster Bombers during
the war when they were bombing Germany. -
50:58 - 51:03They have 'em at showgrounds now.
If they get one in for him, -
51:03 - 51:05it'll have to go on top
of the winding gear. -
51:05 - 51:06Right.
-
51:06 - 51:08They tell me he's the highest "Peer"
in the realm! -
51:08 - 51:12(LAUGHING)
-
51:21 - 51:25He must think
we're on a Barnsley bloody bus. -
51:25 - 51:27-Good morning.
-Anyway... -
51:27 - 51:29Try and get a couple
of strips off today. All right. -
51:29 - 51:31Fair enough. All right, all right, lad.
-
51:31 - 51:33All right? Are you busy?
-
51:37 - 51:39Might be a bit too far...
-
51:41 - 51:42Anyway,
-
51:44 - 51:48tell him I want paddy dropping
down about a yard. -
51:50 - 51:53-About a yard at the moment.
-Forward about a yard? -
51:54 - 51:55-Tommy...
-Eddie... -
51:55 - 51:57Cars are here, are you there?
-
51:57 - 51:59(MAN SPEAKING ON PA)
-
51:59 - 52:01Listen, what we're going to do is,
we're going to manoeuvre -
52:01 - 52:05paddy train up and down a bit,
to try and find the ideal spot for him -
52:05 - 52:07to get off
so he can go straight down face. -
52:07 - 52:09So we're not working
on controls or signals, -
52:09 - 52:12we're going to work on the Tannoy
on my instructions, right? -
52:12 - 52:13MAN: Right.
-
52:13 - 52:15Okay, now what we're going to do...
-
52:15 - 52:17I want you to come down about a yard.
-
52:17 - 52:19Come forward about a yard, you got it?
-
52:23 - 52:28-Whoa! Whoa!
-Whoa, John, whoa, whoa. -
52:30 - 52:31Is that too much?
-
52:31 - 52:33It's the best yard I've ever seen.
-
52:33 - 52:35A yard at the back of the train length
would be all right. -
52:36 - 52:37Get me back now, pull me back.
-
52:38 - 52:39-Bring it back now...
-Want bleedin' elastic. -
52:39 - 52:41Bring it back and steady it.
-
52:42 - 52:43Hold it there.
-
52:44 - 52:45-Where?
-Stop! -
52:45 - 52:47Oh! Whoa, Tom!
-
52:47 - 52:48Whoa, Tommy.
-
52:48 - 52:50Stop pissing about, come on.
-
52:50 - 52:53We're going to be here
all bloody day... -
52:53 - 52:55-Pillock.
-Bring it forward. -
52:55 - 52:58Tell him to drop down steady
and stop when I tell him. -
52:58 - 53:01Drop down, steady and you have to stop
when I give you instructions, -
53:01 - 53:02otherwise we're going to be here
all bloody day. -
53:03 - 53:07-Whoa!
-Whoa! Whoa, Tom. -
53:08 - 53:09Bloody marvellous, innit?
-
53:10 - 53:12Shall I go up there?
-
53:12 - 53:14Stop. Stop.
-
53:14 - 53:19Stop there, and tell that daft twat
to take it steady this time. -
53:19 - 53:21I'll tell you something, you're not on
that bloody job on the day -
53:21 - 53:23I'll get you in the bloody shithouse,
cleaning it. -
53:24 - 53:26(MAN ON PA SPEAKING)
-
53:26 - 53:29Pull it back a bit, come on,
we've got to get this marked. -
53:29 - 53:31-Steady.
-Steady, at that, come on. -
53:34 - 53:35Where abouts?
-
53:37 - 53:39-Now!
-Okay, hold it at that. -
53:40 - 53:42-Much better.
-Thank you. -
53:43 - 53:45It wasn't that bloody hard, was it?
-
53:45 - 53:47Eddie, put it down there.
-
53:47 - 53:48Whoa!
-
53:50 - 53:53(GRUMBLING)
-
53:55 - 53:56-He's... Is he...
-What can you say about it? -
53:56 - 53:58He's not going to do it
on the day, now is he? -
53:58 - 54:00You tell him again now,
to pull that steady. -
54:00 - 54:02Tell him that this is his last chance.
-
54:03 - 54:05Can you pull it back steady, Tom?
-
54:05 - 54:07You've been going up and down here
like I don't know what. -
54:07 - 54:08Come on, pull it back.
-
54:08 - 54:11Scargill wants 100 pound a week
for this bloody twat. -
54:11 - 54:15You'll not be on that bloody job on the
day, I'll tell you, I'll see to that. -
54:15 - 54:17-Whoa, whoa.
-Whoa, now. -
54:17 - 54:19-There. That's it.
-Is that it? -
54:19 - 54:22-Whoa, now hold it there.
-Thank you, thank you. -
54:22 - 54:23He's done a good job.
-
54:23 - 54:24-Thank you.
-Eddie. -
54:25 - 54:26-Yeah.
-Put a cross up there. -
54:27 - 54:28-You got paint, haven't you?
-Yeah, it's here. -
54:28 - 54:30He'll be sat here.
-
54:31 - 54:34Sat here... and get out here.
Just about right. -
54:34 - 54:35Can you make it?
-
54:36 - 54:38I just want thee to do
summat daft and all. -
54:41 - 54:44Ah, of course I'm going to be right...
-
54:45 - 54:46There, a bit of distemper in here.
-
54:49 - 54:52Look at this... Eddie!
-
54:53 - 54:55Get... Come on.
-
54:55 - 54:57Get down. That'll do. Come on.
-
54:58 - 55:00I say, bloody, get out of the road.
-
55:01 - 55:02...Look here.
-
55:04 - 55:07Of course I'll get a new pair.
-
55:07 - 55:09Anyway, get cleaned up, I'm going.
-
55:09 - 55:11-Come on, let's get up here.
-Goodbye. -
55:14 - 55:15What was all that about?
-
55:16 - 55:19-You see that?
-Yeah. -
55:20 - 55:22Well, we gotta stop here.
-
55:22 - 55:23(LAUGHS) Get away.
-
55:24 - 55:30Ah, because, you know, on the big day,
when the official party comes down, -
55:31 - 55:33well, this is where they get off.
-
55:34 - 55:36That... That cross there,
-
55:36 - 55:39dead opposite this here.
-
55:39 - 55:41So that when he gets off
-
55:42 - 55:43he can walk straight down to the face.
-
55:43 - 55:45(LAUGHING) You're pulling my leg.
-
55:45 - 55:46-It's true.
-No. -
55:46 - 55:48-It's true.
-No. -
55:48 - 55:50I won't be surprised if you lot
-
55:50 - 55:52put some steps here
for him to step down off. -
55:52 - 55:54Oh, no, no.
-
55:54 - 55:58And I've also heard that
they've sent a letter from the palace -
55:58 - 56:00saying that he don't want
no special privileges. -
56:00 - 56:03(LAUGHING) Shut up.
-
56:03 - 56:05He's a big heart...
-
56:05 - 56:09(BOTH SPEAKING)
-
56:24 - 56:27What we got here?
-
56:27 - 56:29This is all right, innit?
-
56:30 - 56:32Wait, it's not right.
It's not right yet. -
56:33 - 56:34-What is it?
-It's a plaque. -
56:35 - 56:37-Is this what?
-What's it say on there? -
56:38 - 56:39Tell me what it says on there.
-
56:39 - 56:42Open it, let's have a look.
-
56:42 - 56:43Get it open.
-
56:43 - 56:45It'll be a Coal Board job
if it's not working. -
56:46 - 56:48Oh, there it is.
-
56:48 - 56:52-(APPLAUSE)
-Beautiful! Beautiful! -
56:52 - 56:55Beautiful, what is it? This what?
-
56:55 - 56:58"This plaque commemorates the visit of
His Royal Highness, The Prince of Wales -
56:58 - 57:02"to Milton Colliery, 14th of June, 1976."
-
57:02 - 57:04Beautiful, beautiful.
-
57:04 - 57:07Now, what you lot up to here?
-
57:07 - 57:10Waiting for a Punch and Judy
show to start. -
57:10 - 57:12Punch and Judy?
-
57:12 - 57:14I'll give you Punch and Judy.
-
57:15 - 57:17Now listen here, all you fellas.
-
57:17 - 57:20I'm hoping that you've all read
them notices in the pit baths. -
57:20 - 57:23-What notices?
-Every one on here, about swearing. -
57:23 - 57:24-We don't swear.
-Swearing? -
57:24 - 57:27Now, you know we have
a royal visit coming up -
57:27 - 57:29and that's what it's been put up for.
-
57:29 - 57:31(SID LAUGHING)
-
57:31 - 57:32What about flipping and bum,
-
57:32 - 57:34are they swearing?
-
57:34 - 57:36You know that don't you?
-
57:36 - 57:40Now I don't want nobody coming out
with your foul mouth of language. -
57:40 - 57:41MAN: Oh!
-
57:42 - 57:44Well, you can depend on us,
-
57:44 - 57:46because we won't want him
to go home thinking that -
57:46 - 57:48anybody swore down here, would we?
-
57:48 - 57:50Now we know
there's no flipping and bums. -
57:50 - 57:53We don't want no effing and blinding.
-
57:53 - 57:55(MAN SPEAKING)
-
57:55 - 57:57There's always one.
-
57:57 - 58:00MAN: But I do believe
I hear the cage approaching. -
58:00 - 58:02Shall we depart?
-
58:02 - 58:04Yes, I must go home
to my house now. -
58:04 - 58:08Yes, run along, don't stop
a minute longer than your time. -
58:08 - 58:11SID: We're all playing polo tonight.
-
58:12 - 58:14Oh, go on!
Bugger off, get off, all of you. -
58:15 - 58:17-SID: No swearing.
-Sling your bloody hooks! -
58:17 - 58:18Don't be late tomorrow.
-
58:20 - 58:22EDDIE WARING ON TV: If you don't
know where that is, it's in Yorkshire. -
58:22 - 58:24Go out there,
-
58:24 - 58:29(EDDIE WARING AND STUART HALL
SPEAKING ON TV) -
58:29 - 58:32(AUDIENCE CHEERING,
IT'S A KNOCKOUTTHEME TUNE PLAYING) -
58:32 - 58:34Come on, let's have thee in bed now.
-
58:35 - 58:36No, Dad.
-
58:37 - 58:40Get off to your bed, if you're
not in bed when your mum comes home -
58:40 - 58:41I shall cop it.
-
58:41 - 58:44There's some kids in our class
who go to bed by 10:00. -
58:45 - 58:48Some kids in your class
tells lies and all, innit? -
58:50 - 58:52Come on, turn the telly off.
-
59:00 - 59:01It was good, that.
-
59:05 - 59:06Dad?
-
59:06 - 59:07What?
-
59:07 - 59:10I don't want to go to the pit tomorrow.
I want to go fishing instead. -
59:12 - 59:14-Well, what does your mum say about it?
-I don't know, I've not asked her. -
59:17 - 59:20Well, they've given a day off for
the visit and all, not to go fishing. -
59:20 - 59:22They haven't, not really.
-
59:22 - 59:25Just gave us day off
because royalty were coming. -
59:25 - 59:27Well, you are expected to go,
ain't thee? -
59:28 - 59:29No, not really.
-
59:31 - 59:33-Stacks of kids are not going.
-Look, I don't want all your school -
59:33 - 59:35stood outside them pit gates cheering
-
59:35 - 59:37and thee walking in
the opposite direction -
59:37 - 59:39with a rod on thy back,
going to reservoir. -
59:39 - 59:41It ain't all the kids.
-
59:41 - 59:45Them that are there,
the little la-di-das that will be there. -
59:45 - 59:48All the rest of them are either
going and playing football, -
59:48 - 59:51ice skating...
I think that's what Phil... -
59:51 - 59:53Phil, um... What they call him?
-
59:53 - 59:57Fletcher and Jason,
they're going ice skating. -
59:58 - 59:59-And I want to go fishing.
-You're not kidding? -
59:59 - 60:01'Cause I know thee always start
stammering when they're having me on. -
60:02 - 60:04I'm not. Honest.
Cross me heart and hope to die. -
60:04 - 60:06If thou's kidding me,
I'll tan your arse. -
60:06 - 60:07I'm not.
-
60:11 - 60:13I'll see what your mum says, anyway,
when she comes in. -
60:13 - 60:14No, don't.
-
60:15 - 60:16Why not?
-
60:16 - 60:18Because she'll make me go with her
and our Janet. -
60:18 - 60:19No, she'll not.
-
60:19 - 60:21Not if what tha's saying is right,
she won't. -
60:21 - 60:22It is right.
-
60:22 - 60:25Well, you're old enough
to make your own mind up about it. -
60:25 - 60:27Anyway, come on,
let's have you off to bed now, -
60:27 - 60:28or else you'll be too tired
to go out in the morning. -
60:43 - 60:46By the way, why haven't you all
got the day off tomorrow? -
60:48 - 60:49Somebody's got to run the pit,
haven't they? -
60:49 - 60:51If we had the day off,
they'd be nobody there. -
60:51 - 60:53That's the whole idea
of the visit, innit? -
60:53 - 60:54So he gets an idea of what goes on.
-
60:54 - 60:57Thy think it's daft this, don't you?
This visit. -
60:58 - 61:00-Well, I'm not too keen on it.
-Yeah, I know. -
61:01 - 61:02Why aren't you so keen on it?
-
61:04 - 61:07I don't see what all this fuss
is about, that's all. -
61:08 - 61:11-But he's important, ain't he?
-(LAUGHS) -
61:12 - 61:13Ah, he's important, all right.
-
61:14 - 61:16What are you laughing at?
-
61:16 - 61:17There's nothing funny there.
-
61:18 - 61:20It's like this, you see.
Now, thou goes down to that reservoir, -
61:20 - 61:22thou goes fishing there.
-
61:22 - 61:25I mean, some days, they'll sit there
all day and never catch a thing. -
61:26 - 61:27Let's say,
-
61:27 - 61:29he wants to go fishing,
and says tomorrow, -
61:29 - 61:31"I fancy a bit of fishing
while I'm at it." -
61:31 - 61:33They'd stock that reservoir up,
wouldn't they. -
61:34 - 61:36There'd be perch, and tench and roach,
there'd be all sorts in it. -
61:38 - 61:39Well, I don't think that's right, see.
-
61:40 - 61:42Them fish are in there
for them people who fish there regular. -
61:42 - 61:44They're the people
who've got to right to them. -
61:45 - 61:46Do you see what I'm trying to get at?
-
61:52 - 61:55Oh, well. I'll be off then.
Goodnight. -
61:56 - 61:59-What's comics for?
-Put by my bed for tomorrow -
62:00 - 62:03I'll be up in five minutes to check,
that light better be off. -
62:04 - 62:05Yeah.
-
62:05 - 62:07And don't forget
to clean your teeth either. -
62:07 - 62:09-No, I won't. Goodnight, see ya.
-Bye. -
62:22 - 62:24Forbes, manager.
-
62:24 - 62:27What? How long has that bloody lot
been up there? -
62:29 - 62:32Oh, some vandals put it on
during the night, I should imagine. -
62:32 - 62:35-Some vandals? Some pillock, you mean.
-MRS FORBES: Now, don't get irritated. -
62:35 - 62:37I'll get irritated.
-
62:37 - 62:38Oh, you'll have some trouble
getting that off. -
62:38 - 62:40It'll have to be painted over then,
that's all. -
62:40 - 62:42Mmm-hmm.
-
62:42 - 62:44That's probably the best thing
to do, I should imagine. -
62:44 - 62:45-Yeah, will do.
-Time you've got. -
62:45 - 62:48And we'll paint that one that's done it,
when I get on to him. -
62:48 - 62:51Aye, I hope so, Captain...
-
62:51 - 62:53(ENGINE ROARS)
-
63:04 - 63:07Bring Mrs Forbes to my office
and put the car away, will you. -
63:08 - 63:09Is this all right, Mr Forbes?
-
63:09 - 63:11Carry on, love, carry on.
You're all right. -
63:24 - 63:25Hello?
-
63:27 - 63:29Come on. Get me Bob Richards,
and hurry up. -
63:33 - 63:35-Hello? Bob Richards.
-Bob, it's Forbes here. -
63:35 - 63:38Have you seen
that lot up there about Scargill? -
63:38 - 63:40Yeah, yeah.
-
63:40 - 63:42Now are we going to be all right
here or are we going to be the bloody... -
63:42 - 63:44Get it cleaned up or we're going to be
the bloody laughing stock -
63:44 - 63:46of the bloody pit, we are.
-
63:47 - 63:49Get somebody up there
and get it painted over. -
63:50 - 63:52I'll tell you... No, better still,
go up with him yourself. -
63:53 - 63:55Make sure he does it, then check around.
-
63:55 - 63:58Because if I find
that thick-headed twat what's done that, -
63:58 - 64:01I'll string that bastard up
by his knackers from the headgear. -
64:01 - 64:04-Okay, sir. Okay, will do.
-Get on it, Bob. -
64:06 - 64:07Bastard.
-
64:11 - 64:12Got to be done today.
-
64:13 - 64:15This morning.
-
64:16 - 64:17And it's got to be finished.
-
64:17 - 64:18PAINTER 1: Hey, it's great!
-
64:18 - 64:21-Look at that.
-BOB: Bloody terrible. -
64:21 - 64:23PAINTER 2: Nah,
we'd be all right leaving up. -
64:23 - 64:26BOB: No, I'll tell you what I want,
I want the whole wall painted. -
64:26 - 64:29-Whole wall?
-Yeah, I won't give you more. -
64:42 - 64:43What's that?
-
64:44 - 64:46MAN: That, sir, is somebody's snap bag.
-
64:53 - 64:54What do you think?
-
65:16 - 65:17We'd better check it.
-
65:18 - 65:19Whose is it?
-
65:19 - 65:21I don't know.
I can find out, if you like. -
65:22 - 65:23If you would like.
-
65:23 - 65:25Geoff, come here, I want you.
-
65:28 - 65:30Whose is this snap bag here?
-
65:30 - 65:32That's Dick Hemsley's, why?
-
65:32 - 65:33Do you want us to get him?
-
65:33 - 65:35-If you would, please.
-Where's he working? -
65:35 - 65:38-He's working in this shop over here.
-Go get him then, bring him here. -
65:38 - 65:40-All right.
-And tell him to be quick. -
65:41 - 65:43It's a funny place to leave a snap bag,
all the same. -
65:43 - 65:45I mean, he's a bit of a funny sight,
wait till you see him. -
65:49 - 65:52-Dick, is this your snap bag here?
-Yeah, why? -
65:52 - 65:55Well, these two gentlemen are from
bomb squad and they're just checking -
65:55 - 65:59to make sure they're no bombs being
planted round about the visit, you know. -
65:59 - 66:00Yeah, well, I always leave it there.
-
66:00 - 66:02-You always leave it there?
-Yeah. -
66:02 - 66:03Would you open it up, please?
-
66:04 - 66:05What for?
-
66:06 - 66:08Well, we'd like to check the contents,
if you don't mind. -
66:10 - 66:11Oh, I'll tell you what the contents
are in before I open it. -
66:12 - 66:13No, you best do as he says, Dick,
-
66:13 - 66:15'cause they can't take any chances,
you know, in their game. -
66:15 - 66:17-All right, yeah.
-Go on, open it up then. -
66:17 - 66:19All right, yeah.
-
66:22 - 66:23One flask.
-
66:24 - 66:25One paper.
-
66:27 - 66:28One snap tin.
-
66:30 - 66:31With jam in it.
-
66:33 - 66:34Satisfied?
-
66:34 - 66:37MAN 1: Yes, thanks very much.
You can put them all away now. -
66:37 - 66:40-Sorry to have troubled you.
-No, it's all right, no bother. -
66:56 - 66:57Here.
-
66:57 - 66:59I'm going to shift this brick
from here, Tom. -
66:59 - 67:00What for?
-
67:00 - 67:02Well it's a bloody eyesore
stuck there, isn't it? -
67:02 - 67:04Well, it's been an eyesore
for the last 18 months then. -
67:04 - 67:06And no one's complained till now.
-
67:06 - 67:08Listen, I haven't got time to argue,
you know exactly what I mean. -
67:08 - 67:10Now, get it shifted, will you?
-
67:10 - 67:13The only way that brick's gonna get
shifted, is if you get that joiner down, -
67:13 - 67:15and get that sash mended
and it'll stay up on its own. -
67:16 - 67:18It gets like a bloody oven in here.
-
67:18 - 67:20-We're sweating like pigs as it is.
-There's no air in this place at all. -
67:22 - 67:23He won't move it.
-
67:24 - 67:26Well, we haven't got time
to fetch the joiner down, have we? -
67:26 - 67:27Well, it's stopping then.
-
67:28 - 67:30I'll fetch manager down, should I?
-
67:30 - 67:32You can bring anybody you like down.
-
67:32 - 67:35If that brick goes,
we're straight out through that door. -
67:35 - 67:38Well, we can always
fetch somebody in this morning. -
67:38 - 67:41-What?
-You must be joking. -
67:52 - 67:54How did you know
what kind of soap to get? -
67:54 - 67:57I picked that one which says
by appointment, look. -
67:57 - 68:00-Oh, yeah.
-The shampoo is as well. -
68:00 - 68:02Can you see, at the bottom.
-
68:02 - 68:05Oh, yeah, by appointment
to Her Majesty the Queen. -
68:05 - 68:06Soap manufacturers.
-
68:08 - 68:11I never thought of that.
Think he'll want to wash his hair then. -
68:11 - 68:14Oh, I should think so,
when he's been down to the pit. -
68:14 - 68:17-Best go get his boots ready.
-Yeah. -
68:24 - 68:27-Takes same size as our Derek.
-Let me see. -
68:27 - 68:28Yeah. Oh.
-
68:29 - 68:34-Oh, ain't he got big feet!
-Yeah, our Derek has. -
68:34 - 68:36Yeah, I'll be doing this one.
-
68:40 - 68:43Hey, you know what they say
about men with big feet. -
68:43 - 68:46-No, what? What do they say?
-(LAUGHS) -
68:47 - 68:49-Tell us, come on.
-No. -
68:53 - 68:56There's a big, fat Geordie tells me
there's a brick around here. -
68:56 - 68:57Is it right?
-
68:58 - 68:59Brick?
-
68:59 - 69:01-Why, what are you going to do with it?
-Paint it. -
69:01 - 69:04(LAUGHS)
-
69:04 - 69:06-Paint the brick?
-Yeah. -
69:06 - 69:07Whose idea is that?
-
69:07 - 69:11-Bob.
-Bob? Oh, how daft can you get? -
69:12 - 69:14You're not fixing up me back, are you?
-
69:14 - 69:16That's the brick, there.
That's the one we've got round. -
69:17 - 69:21-He's going around the bend. He must be.
-He's painting it and all. -
69:22 - 69:24You're not painting it, are you?
-
69:25 - 69:26Does Forbes know about this?
-
69:27 - 69:30Aye, Forbes...
I'm under Forbes' direct instructions. -
69:31 - 69:34(TALKING)
-
69:39 - 69:41(LAUGHING)
-
69:41 - 69:43WOMAN: You're kidding aren't you?
-
69:52 - 69:54Just on the left.
-
69:54 - 69:56(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
-
69:59 - 70:01I want you to keep in a line,
we'll cross back over the road -
70:01 - 70:02and we'll go over here, all right?
-
70:03 - 70:04Lead on.
-
70:04 - 70:06Be careful, hurry up now.
-
70:06 - 70:08(CHILDREN TALKING)
-
70:10 - 70:12Come on, Angela.
-
70:22 - 70:24OFFICER: Past that lamp on the right.
-
70:30 - 70:32Hey, you two, come on.
-
70:34 - 70:36-No running, all right?
-BOY: Yeah. -
70:43 - 70:47(CROWD TALKING)
-
70:48 - 70:51(BOYS TALKING)
-
70:51 - 70:52TEACHER: Quiet. Quiet listen.
-
70:52 - 70:54-I'll give you a flag each, right?
-Yeah. -
70:54 - 70:57Now, I don't want you messing
or waving about with them. All right? -
70:58 - 71:02So when I give the signal,
that will be the time to wave. -
71:22 - 71:24Hey up, you on Candid Camera then?
-
71:25 - 71:28Yeah. Never mind Candid Camera.
-
71:33 - 71:35-Phil. Phil, Phil.
-Yes. -
71:36 - 71:39Come on, we're pushed for time,
get the lads lined up. -
71:39 - 71:41Yeah, he won't be long. Come on.
-
71:41 - 71:44Come on boys. Get in line.
-
71:44 - 71:46Same as you were the other day. Quickly.
-
71:46 - 71:48Come on, we're pushing it a bit now.
-
71:52 - 71:53(MEN SPEAKING)
-
72:18 - 72:19I think we have plenty of time.
-
72:19 - 72:21I think he should be here anytime now.
-
72:21 - 72:24Oh, I hope so.
It's about time now. -
72:31 - 72:32There he is.
-
72:33 - 72:35(CHILDREN CHEER)
-
72:37 - 72:38Yeah, that's it, yeah.
-
72:38 - 72:40-Yeah, that's it.
-That's a bird. -
72:40 - 72:42-No, that's the thing.
-Oh, right. -
72:42 - 72:43Get yourselves straightened up.
-
73:04 - 73:07(CHEERING)
-
73:48 - 73:51Here, quick, give that comb back.
Straighten yourself up. -
73:55 - 73:58(CROWD CHEERING)
- Title:
- The Price of Coal - Part 1
- Description:
-
Two linked dramas look at the lives of those living in a Yorkshire colliery community. The first part, Meet The People, takes a look at preparations for a visit by Prince Charles, as management try to enlist the miners help in sprucing up the pithead. Completely different in tone, Part Two, Back To Reality, is set one month later as an underground explosion has disastrous consequences -- above and below ground.
For these episodes of BBC films, Loach was reunited with playwright Barry Hines and producer Tony Garnett for the first time since they worked together on Kes. Filmed on location at the disused Thorpe Hesley pit, Part One saw the unusual casting of several northern comics including Jackie Shinn, Duggie Brown, Stan Richards and Bobby Knutt.
- Video Language:
- English
- Team:
- Film & TV
- Duration:
- 01:16:40
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