Showing Revision 2 created 02/15/2014 by Sara Huang.

1. Title:
   HIDE AND SEEK
2. Description:

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   Ian and Anthony play an INTENSE game of hide and seek.

   Cast:
   Anthony Padilla as Himself
   Ian Hecox as Himself
   Ryan Todd as Stevie | Kelly as Himself

   Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Finnerty
   Produced & Directed by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
   Edited by: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte
   Post Supervision by: Ian Hecox & Ryan Finnerty

   AD: Jon Hooker | DP: John Alexander Jimenez
   Asst. Camera: Tim McConville | Sound Mixer: Ivan Harder
   Gaffer: Kerry Sweeney | Grip: Lee Eisenhower
   Production Design: Patrick Egan | Makeup: Paula Barkley
   Production Asst: Tory Jenkins | Asst. Editor: Shawna Smith
   Color: Pretty Moving Pictures | BTS: Phil Mohr

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   (Ian) Ready or not, here I come!
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   (Anthony) SHUT UP!
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   (Ian) Alright, I'll tell you what.
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   Winner of hide-and-seek gets to play
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   Dragon Ball Z on the Kinect first.
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   That's, like, the lamest prize ever.
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   The Kinect sucks.
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    Plus, you're, like, the worst
    hider in the history of hiding.
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    Frick nuggets!
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    Frick nuggets!
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    Frick nugget!
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    Frick nuggets!
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    Frick nugget!
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    Okay, but this time I have a way
    awesome hiding space
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    and you're never gonna find me!
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    Oh, so I guess I'll find you in,
    uh...oh, let's see, 15 seconds?
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    Um, more like 15 years!
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    Dog years.
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    Cause that's, like, longer, right?
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    (Anthony) Three, two, one.
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    Ready or not, here I come. Bitch.
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    Frick balls!
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    Heh heh heh.
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    Frick balls!
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    Heh heh heh.
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    Gee, I wonder where Ian is.
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    (grunting)
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    -Gotcha, you--
    -(groaning in pain)
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    Uh...sorry, Stevie.
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    (groans)
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    (whistles casually)
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    Heh heh heh heh heh.
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    (sighs) Okay, Ian! You can come out now!
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    Heh heh heh.
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    I'm serious, man!
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    Let's just end this stupid game, okay?
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    Heh heh heh heh.
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    Alright, if you're not coming
    out, I guess I'm playing
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    Dragon Ball Z without you!
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    Kamayamayaaaaaaa!
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    Day One:
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    I've been under the table
    for three hours now.
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    Anthony is trying to lure me out,
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    but I'm not gonna fall for his little tricks.
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    If you don't come out, I'm gonna
    eat all your pink-frosted
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    sprinkled donuts!
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    I'm gonna use your blow-up doll!
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    I'm gonna pop all your bubble wrap!
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    I'm gonna send all my
    nude pictures to your mom!
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    I'm gonna eat your grandpa's ashes!
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    I am the best hider ever.
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    That idiot actually thinks I
    left the house or something!
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    (cackles)
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    Well, uh, since I'm all alone,
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    I guess I might as well go play with my junk!
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    Heh heh heh.
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    Day six:
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    I finally found a friend in here!
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    I think he's a guy, but I can't
    really seem to find his balls,
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    so I should probably give
    him a gender-neutral name,
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    like, uh, Kelly. Yeah, Kelly sounds good.
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    (giggling)
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    (sighs) Man, playing with my junk
    just isn't any fun without Ian here.
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    He used to love watching me play with my junk.
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    Well...since he is not here, I guess
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    I might as well have a circle jerk!
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    Whoo!
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    Day 10:
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    Kelly seems down.
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    I gotta find out what's wrong with him.
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    Or...her. I-I don't really know.
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    I still haven't found his balls.
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    What's wrong, buddy?
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    I'm just so hungry! We need to
    find some food up in this bitch!
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    I know, but there isn't any.
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    What about Anthony?
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    I'm not gonna eat Anthony.
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    No, you idiot!
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    He has food!
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    No! I'm not gonna come out of hiding until he
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    tells me that I'm the best hider of all time!
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    So shut your yeasty little f*cking trap, Kelly!
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    Jesus! Chill out, bro.
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    That guy's a jerk.
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    She's a jerk!
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    They're all jerky-jerky-jerks.
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    I'm circling all of these jerks!
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    (sighs) Man, I'm bored.
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    Well, I guess since I'm all alone,
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    I guess I might as well go masturbate!
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    Day 21:
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    Anthony's still in the bathroom,
    doing what kind of sounds like
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    weight lifting or something?
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    I don't know.
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    All I know is that I'm starving to death.
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    I need to find something to eat...
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    (bread) No! No, Ian, don't do that!
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     Just-Just one little bite won't hurt, will it?
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     (bread) Of course it'll freaking hurt, idiot!
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     Just-Just one little nibble.
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     (bread) Come on, silly!
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     Think about what you're doing!
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     (bread whimpers) Oh, Jesus...oh...oh.
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     Yup! Thought about it.
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     (toast screams in pain)
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     Jesus!
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     What time is it?
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     What the hell are you doing down here?!
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     Oh! Anthony!
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     Well, now that you've finally found me,
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     I guess you're ready to admit
     that I'm the greatest
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     hide-and-seeker of all time.
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     Uh...Anthony is my grandpa?
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     What do you mean, "grandpa"?
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     It's been 50 years since you
     went missing, dumb ass!
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     Whoaaaa.
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     Is that a new Xbox?!
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     Yup. Xbox 36.
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     How's the Kinect work?
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     Still sucks balls!
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     (Kinect) Searching the internet
     for old men sucking balls.
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     AAAAH! My eyes!
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     To see deleted scenes and bloopers...
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     I like to beat my meat!
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     Then I like to eat my meat.
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     Click the video on the right!
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     I rock out. I throw the babies into the pit.
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     My grandkids ain't pussies!
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     And if you want to see another
     video with Ian writing in a diary...
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     (Ian) Shut up, it's a man journal!
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     Click the other video on the right, sillies!
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     And you better subscribe, bitches, or else
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     I'm gonna eat myself.
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     Oh, I'll do it. I'll do it, I swear.
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     I'll do it!
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     (screaming in pain) Oh no,
     Jesus! Not again! Oohhh.
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     Hey, uh, speaking of balls,
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     do you guys know if slices
     of bread are girls or boys?
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     (bread) I'm a fricking man, you dick biscuit!
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     (gasps) AAAAAAH!
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     Jackass.
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