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Title:
HIDE AND SEEK
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Description:
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Ian and Anthony play an INTENSE game of hide and seek.
Cast:
Anthony Padilla as Himself
Ian Hecox as Himself
Ryan Todd as Stevie | Kelly as Himself
Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Finnerty
Produced & Directed by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
Edited by: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte
Post Supervision by: Ian Hecox & Ryan Finnerty
AD: Jon Hooker | DP: John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Camera: Tim McConville | Sound Mixer: Ivan Harder
Gaffer: Kerry Sweeney | Grip: Lee Eisenhower
Production Design: Patrick Egan | Makeup: Paula Barkley
Production Asst: Tory Jenkins | Asst. Editor: Shawna Smith
Color: Pretty Moving Pictures | BTS: Phil Mohr
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(Ian) Ready or not, here I come!
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(Anthony) SHUT UP!
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(Ian) Alright, I'll tell you what.
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Winner of hide-and-seek gets to play
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Dragon Ball Z on the Kinect first.
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That's, like, the lamest prize ever.
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The Kinect sucks.
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Plus, you're, like, the worst
hider in the history of hiding.
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Frick nuggets!
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Frick nuggets!
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Frick nugget!
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Frick nuggets!
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Frick nugget!
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Okay, but this time I have a way
awesome hiding space
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and you're never gonna find me!
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Oh, so I guess I'll find you in,
uh...oh, let's see, 15 seconds?
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Um, more like 15 years!
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Dog years.
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Cause that's, like, longer, right?
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(Anthony) Three, two, one.
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Ready or not, here I come. Bitch.
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Frick balls!
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Heh heh heh.
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Frick balls!
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Heh heh heh.
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Gee, I wonder where Ian is.
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(grunting)
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-Gotcha, you--
-(groaning in pain)
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Uh...sorry, Stevie.
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(groans)
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(whistles casually)
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Heh heh heh heh heh.
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(sighs) Okay, Ian! You can come out now!
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Heh heh heh.
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I'm serious, man!
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Let's just end this stupid game, okay?
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Heh heh heh heh.
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Alright, if you're not coming
out, I guess I'm playing
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Dragon Ball Z without you!
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Kamayamayaaaaaaa!
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Day One:
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I've been under the table
for three hours now.
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Anthony is trying to lure me out,
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but I'm not gonna fall for his little tricks.
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If you don't come out, I'm gonna
eat all your pink-frosted
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sprinkled donuts!
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I'm gonna use your blow-up doll!
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I'm gonna pop all your bubble wrap!
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I'm gonna send all my
nude pictures to your mom!
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I'm gonna eat your grandpa's ashes!
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I am the best hider ever.
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That idiot actually thinks I
left the house or something!
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(cackles)
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Well, uh, since I'm all alone,
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I guess I might as well go play with my junk!
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Heh heh heh.
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Day six:
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I finally found a friend in here!
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I think he's a guy, but I can't
really seem to find his balls,
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so I should probably give
him a gender-neutral name,
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like, uh, Kelly. Yeah, Kelly sounds good.
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(giggling)
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(sighs) Man, playing with my junk
just isn't any fun without Ian here.
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He used to love watching me play with my junk.
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Well...since he is not here, I guess
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I might as well have a circle jerk!
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Whoo!
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Day 10:
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Kelly seems down.
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I gotta find out what's wrong with him.
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Or...her. I-I don't really know.
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I still haven't found his balls.
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What's wrong, buddy?
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I'm just so hungry! We need to
find some food up in this bitch!
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I know, but there isn't any.
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What about Anthony?
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I'm not gonna eat Anthony.
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No, you idiot!
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He has food!
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No! I'm not gonna come out of hiding until he
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tells me that I'm the best hider of all time!
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So shut your yeasty little f*cking trap, Kelly!
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Jesus! Chill out, bro.
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That guy's a jerk.
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She's a jerk!
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They're all jerky-jerky-jerks.
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I'm circling all of these jerks!
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(sighs) Man, I'm bored.
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Well, I guess since I'm all alone,
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I guess I might as well go masturbate!
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Day 21:
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Anthony's still in the bathroom,
doing what kind of sounds like
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weight lifting or something?
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I don't know.
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All I know is that I'm starving to death.
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I need to find something to eat...
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(bread) No! No, Ian, don't do that!
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Just-Just one little bite won't hurt, will it?
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(bread) Of course it'll freaking hurt, idiot!
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Just-Just one little nibble.
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(bread) Come on, silly!
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Think about what you're doing!
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(bread whimpers) Oh, Jesus...oh...oh.
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Yup! Thought about it.
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(toast screams in pain)
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Jesus!
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What time is it?
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What the hell are you doing down here?!
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Oh! Anthony!
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Well, now that you've finally found me,
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I guess you're ready to admit
that I'm the greatest
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hide-and-seeker of all time.
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Uh...Anthony is my grandpa?
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What do you mean, "grandpa"?
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It's been 50 years since you
went missing, dumb ass!
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Whoaaaa.
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Is that a new Xbox?!
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Yup. Xbox 36.
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How's the Kinect work?
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Still sucks balls!
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(Kinect) Searching the internet
for old men sucking balls.
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AAAAH! My eyes!
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To see deleted scenes and bloopers...
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I like to beat my meat!
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Then I like to eat my meat.
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Click the video on the right!
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I rock out. I throw the babies into the pit.
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My grandkids ain't pussies!
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And if you want to see another
video with Ian writing in a diary...
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(Ian) Shut up, it's a man journal!
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Click the other video on the right, sillies!
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And you better subscribe, bitches, or else
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I'm gonna eat myself.
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Oh, I'll do it. I'll do it, I swear.
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I'll do it!
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(screaming in pain) Oh no,
Jesus! Not again! Oohhh.
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Hey, uh, speaking of balls,
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do you guys know if slices
of bread are girls or boys?
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(bread) I'm a fricking man, you dick biscuit!
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(gasps) AAAAAAH!
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Jackass.
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