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HIDE AND SEEK

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    (Ian) Ready or not, here I come!
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    (Anthony) SHUT UP!
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    (Ian) Alright, I'll tell you what.
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    Winner of hide-and-seek gets to play
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    Dragon Ball Z on the Kinect first.
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    That's, like, the lamest prize ever.
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    The Kinect sucks.
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    Plus, you're, like, the worst
    hider in the history of hiding.
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    Frick nuggets!
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    Frick nuggets!
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    Frick nugget!
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    Frick nuggets!
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    Frick nugget!
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    Okay, but this time I have a way
    awesome hiding space
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    and you're never gonna find me!
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    Oh, so I guess I'll find you in,
    uh...oh, let's see, 15 seconds?
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    Um, more like 15 years!
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    Dog years.
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    Cause that's, like, longer, right?
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    (Anthony) Three, two, one.
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    Ready or not, here I come. Bitch.
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    Frick balls!
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    Heh heh heh.
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    Frick balls!
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    Heh heh heh.
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    Gee, I wonder where Ian is.
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    (grunting)
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    -Gotcha, you--
    -(groaning in pain)
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    Uh...sorry, Stevie.
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    (groans)
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    (whistles casually)
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    Heh heh heh heh heh.
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    (sighs) Okay, Ian! You can come out now!
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    Heh heh heh.
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    I'm serious, man!
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    Let's just end this stupid game, okay?
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    Heh heh heh heh.
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    Alright, if you're not coming
    out, I guess I'm playing
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    Dragon Ball Z without you!
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    Kamayamayaaaaaaa!
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    Day One:
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    I've been under the table
    for three hours now.
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    Anthony is trying to lure me out,
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    but I'm not gonna fall for his little tricks.
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    If you don't come out, I'm gonna
    eat all your pink-frosted
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    sprinkled donuts!
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    I'm gonna use your blow-up doll!
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    I'm gonna pop all your bubble wrap!
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    I'm gonna send all my
    nude pictures to your mom!
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    I'm gonna eat your grandpa's ashes!
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    I am the best hider ever.
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    That idiot actually thinks I
    left the house or something!
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    (cackles)
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    Well, uh, since I'm all alone,
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    I guess I might as well go play with my junk!
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    Heh heh heh.
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    Day six:
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    I finally found a friend in here!
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    I think he's a guy, but I can't
    really seem to find his balls,
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    so I should probably give
    him a gender-neutral name,
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    like, uh, Kelly. Yeah, Kelly sounds good.
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    (giggling)
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    (sighs) Man, playing with my junk
    just isn't any fun without Ian here.
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    He used to love watching me play with my junk.
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    Well...since he is not here, I guess
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    I might as well have a circle jerk!
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    Whoo!
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    Day 10:
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    Kelly seems down.
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    I gotta find out what's wrong with him.
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    Or...her. I-I don't really know.
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    I still haven't found his balls.
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    What's wrong, buddy?
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    I'm just so hungry! We need to
    find some food up in this bitch!
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    I know, but there isn't any.
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    What about Anthony?
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    I'm not gonna eat Anthony.
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    No, you idiot!
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    He has food!
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    No! I'm not gonna come out of hiding until he
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    tells me that I'm the best hider of all time!
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    So shut your yeasty little f*cking trap, Kelly!
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    Jesus! Chill out, bro.
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    That guy's a jerk.
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    She's a jerk!
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    They're all jerky-jerky-jerks.
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    I'm circling all of these jerks!
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    (sighs) Man, I'm bored.
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    Well, I guess since I'm all alone,
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    I guess I might as well go masturbate!
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    Day 21:
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    Anthony's still in the bathroom,
    doing what kind of sounds like
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    weight lifting or something?
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    I don't know.
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    All I know is that I'm starving to death.
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    I need to find something to eat...
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    (bread) No! No, Ian, don't do that!
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    Just-Just one little bite won't hurt, will it?
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    (bread) Of course it'll freaking hurt, idiot!
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    Just-Just one little nibble.
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    (bread) Come on, silly!
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    Think about what you're doing!
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    (bread whimpers) Oh, Jesus...oh...oh.
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    Yup! Thought about it.
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    (toast screams in pain)
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    Jesus!
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    What time is it?
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    What the hell are you doing down here?!
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    Oh! Anthony!
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    Well, now that you've finally found me,
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    I guess you're ready to admit
    that I'm the greatest
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    hide-and-seeker of all time.
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    Uh...Anthony is my grandpa?
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    What do you mean, "grandpa"?
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    It's been 50 years since you
    went missing, dumb ass!
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    Whoaaaa.
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    Is that a new Xbox?!
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    Yup. Xbox 36.
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    How's the Kinect work?
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    Still sucks balls!
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    (Kinect) Searching the internet
    for old men sucking balls.
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    AAAAH! My eyes!
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    To see deleted scenes and bloopers...
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    I like to beat my meat!
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    Then I like to eat my meat.
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    Click the video on the right!
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    I rock out. I throw the babies into the pit.
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    My grandkids ain't pussies!
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    And if you want to see another
    video with Ian writing in a diary...
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    (Ian) Shut up, it's a man journal!
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    Click the other video on the right, sillies!
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    And you better subscribe, bitches, or else
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    I'm gonna eat myself.
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    Oh, I'll do it. I'll do it, I swear.
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    I'll do it!
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    (screaming in pain) Oh no,
    Jesus! Not again! Oohhh.
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    Hey, uh, speaking of balls,
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    do you guys know if slices
    of bread are girls or boys?
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    (bread) I'm a fricking man, you dick biscuit!
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    (gasps) AAAAAAH!
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    Jackass.
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Title:
HIDE AND SEEK
Description:

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Ian and Anthony play an INTENSE game of hide and seek.

Cast:
Anthony Padilla as Himself
Ian Hecox as Himself
Ryan Todd as Stevie | Kelly as Himself

Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Finnerty
Produced & Directed by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
Edited by: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte
Post Supervision by: Ian Hecox & Ryan Finnerty

AD: Jon Hooker | DP: John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Camera: Tim McConville | Sound Mixer: Ivan Harder
Gaffer: Kerry Sweeney | Grip: Lee Eisenhower
Production Design: Patrick Egan | Makeup: Paula Barkley
Production Asst: Tory Jenkins | Asst. Editor: Shawna Smith
Color: Pretty Moving Pictures | BTS: Phil Mohr

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
05:57
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