2 Hot Transexuals Finally Give Some Answers!
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0:01 - 0:09[MUSIC: Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart...]
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0:22 - 0:24If I was born into the right body
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0:24 - 0:28that was just the like most like useless airquotes ever
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0:28 - 0:30If I was born into the "right" body.
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0:30 - 0:34I would probably either be a trans man
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0:34 - 0:37or like a lesbian separatist.
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0:37 - 0:39I would probably live like in the woods
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0:39 - 0:41worship the mother goddess
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0:41 - 0:45and invent little guillotines to cut off penises
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0:45 - 0:47that's probably what I would do.
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0:47 - 0:51Um, I sort of like being trans.
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0:51 - 0:52Uh.
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0:53 - 0:57Do you mean into a body that might get me laid more?
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0:57 - 1:00I kind of like my body.
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1:00 - 1:03I don't think I understand this question.
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1:03 - 1:05What if YOU were born into the right body?
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1:08 - 1:11My real name is John Denver.
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1:11 - 1:16Um, well, it's actually funny um it's funny that you ask that
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1:16 - 1:18I was actually raised by wolves,
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1:18 - 1:25and so my real name, my like given name is really hard to pronounce, um, in English.
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1:25 - 1:26[MAKING WOLF SOUNDS:]
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1:26 - 1:31whoooooowoowowhoooooo...
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1:31 - 1:33It roughly translates as Shadow of the Wind, um
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1:33 - 1:36and I don't really know why that was an appropriate name for me.
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1:36 - 1:38My real name is John Tesh.
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1:38 - 1:43They're wolves. Everything's "the wind" something
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1:46 - 1:48I don't know, have you had surgery yet?
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1:48 - 1:51Not trying to be mean here, but, it wouldn't hurt you.
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1:51 - 1:53In this area.
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1:53 - 1:54That's all I'm saying.
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1:54 - 1:57I don't actually talk about this with a lot of people cuz it's kind of uncomfortable.
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1:57 - 2:01When I was 13, um, sorry, this is really hard...
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2:01 - 2:04Yes, actually I have had surgery.
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2:04 - 2:09I had surgery right after I bought a yacht
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2:09 - 2:12and some um Faberge eggs
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2:12 - 2:14which are not very tasty.
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2:14 - 2:19I got this surgery because I had this really bad ingrown toenail
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2:19 - 2:25it was really nasty, it was pusy and green, it was really embarrassing
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2:25 - 2:26it was disgusting
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2:26 - 2:32I had to go to a podiatrist, they had to drain all of this shit out of it
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2:32 - 2:34the green yellow nasty stuff
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2:34 - 2:37Um but yeah, I had surgery and then I bought a house and, um,
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2:37 - 2:40well, a mansion, and I bought a baseball team.
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2:40 - 2:42They're not doing very well.
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2:42 - 2:44I guess I need to start talking about it, right?
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2:44 - 2:48Cause I just feel that it's really dishonest of me to hide things from you
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2:48 - 2:51because everyone deserves to know about these things.
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2:51 - 2:55But yeah, I've had surgery, all kinds of surgery.
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2:55 - 2:58I had um a new index finger installed
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2:58 - 3:01it's made out of granite. It's hard to bend.
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3:05 - 3:13I actually signed a legal document saying that I would never reveal my real voice again.
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3:13 - 3:18One of the benefits and one of the problems with being a trans woman
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3:18 - 3:22is that going on hormones doesn't actually like change your voice.
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3:22 - 3:24So for here it actually helps though
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3:24 - 3:31because I can get my voice back down to kind of the register it was at before I transitioned
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3:31 - 3:32[CLEARS THROAT]
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3:32 - 3:36So, let me just, let me just prepare for a second.
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3:36 - 3:37[IN A LOWER, MECHANICAL-SOUNDING VOICE]
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3:37 - 3:39It sounded a lot like this.
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3:39 - 3:43Um, it sounded just like the devil, um
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3:43 - 3:48and actually uh actually I was the devil for a little bit
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3:48 - 3:55Um, and then I realized that I was really uncomfortable with myself
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3:55 - 3:56and I needed to be true to myself
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3:56 - 3:59and I realized that I was just a woman trapped in a demon's body.
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4:00 - 4:06My real voice is so sexy, so hot, that one day I was at home
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4:06 - 4:11and this big black van with no windows pulled up out front,
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4:11 - 4:14six people got out with like suits and dark sunglasses and all
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4:14 - 4:15and they came into the house
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4:15 - 4:17and they uh put a bag over my head
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4:17 - 4:19and put me out in the van and drove away
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4:19 - 4:23and I actually had to go to this government vocal retraining program
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4:23 - 4:25Apparently there was about to be an economic collapse in the US
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4:25 - 4:29because my voice was so sexy that nobody could get anything done.
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4:32 - 4:32No.
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4:32 - 4:34Yes.
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4:34 - 4:36Well, I have a cunt
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4:36 - 4:38so that makes me a man.
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4:38 - 4:39Yes I am.
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4:39 - 4:42No, definitely, definitely, definitely no. 100%
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4:45 - 4:48Yes. Yes, I'm definitely one of those.
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4:48 - 4:50Depending on who's talking.
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4:50 - 4:53I'm going to go with option C.
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4:53 - 4:55Yes, I am.
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4:55 - 4:56I think.
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5:00 - 5:03Oh my gaaaaawwwd. I'm sorry!
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5:03 - 5:03Come here
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5:03 - 5:04Let's talk.
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5:04 - 5:05Let's talk about it.
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5:06 - 5:09Ohhhh. You're having a hard time?
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5:09 - 5:11This might make you feel better.
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5:11 - 5:12Here, lemme, lemme hold you.
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5:12 - 5:14Yeah, just a little bit closer
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5:14 - 5:15Now I feel bad.
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5:15 - 5:16Pronouns!
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5:16 - 5:17Yeah!
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5:17 - 5:18Who's yer pronoun!
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5:20 - 5:24I had a really traumatic childhood, um
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5:24 - 5:28[BREATHES OUT HEAVILY]
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5:28 - 5:30Um, it's actually really hard for me to talk about.
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5:30 - 5:33My stepmother used to make me
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5:33 - 5:34mow the lawn.
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5:34 - 5:36So, so when I was a kid
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5:36 - 5:39I had really bad acne, really bad skin,
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5:39 - 5:41it was really really hard.
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5:41 - 5:43And I think I just didn't want to deal with my acne
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5:43 - 5:44and finally it was like
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5:44 - 5:50"Alright! I'm trans! I'm trans. I have acne and I'm trans!"
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5:50 - 5:54And I would have to use like a leaf blower and blow off the driveway
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5:55 - 5:59[BREATHES OUT HEAVILY]
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5:59 - 6:02Once I sort of like dealt with the whole acne/trans thing
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6:02 - 6:04things got like easier and my skin cleared up
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6:04 - 6:11but I've actually recently had -no thanks to Julie Blair- but sort of I've broken out again
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6:11 - 6:12But here's the thing
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6:12 - 6:14I'm not trans anymore.
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6:14 - 6:16The event that really sealed it for me
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6:16 - 6:18really made me realize that I was trans was
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6:18 - 6:21we had to lay down mulch once
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6:21 - 6:23and, yknow it was like 300 pounds of mulch
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6:23 - 6:24and it took all day
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6:24 - 6:28and it was really sweaty and dirty and grose and we didn't get paid
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6:28 - 6:30and, it was just horrible
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6:30 - 6:33and my sisters spent all day
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6:33 - 6:37eating bonbons and watching Lifetime
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6:37 - 6:39And that's when I realized that was the life I wanted.
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6:39 - 6:43And that's when I realized I wanted to be a girl.
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6:47 - 6:50I was raised in the church, Catholic,
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6:50 - 6:53and we were always tought to you know
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6:53 - 6:54we should be giving to each other,
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6:54 - 6:56we should be giving back to the world
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6:56 - 7:01and I decided that I wanted to donate parts of my body to the world.
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7:01 - 7:05Especially information about my body to the world. Yeah.
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7:05 - 7:09For my whole life, um, I've just felt really uncomforable with
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7:09 - 7:12how few tentacles I've had.
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7:12 - 7:15I've always felt like I should have been born with more tentacles.
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7:16 - 7:19My titties are an offering to mankind
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7:19 - 7:23Which actually translates into a direct ticket to heaven.
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7:23 - 7:27The Catholic church is actually thinking about making me a saint for just, for martyring myself.
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7:27 - 7:31Unfortunately you know modern science has only come so far
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7:31 - 7:39so I figured that physically transitioning was the next best thing to being
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7:39 - 7:49a beautiful, majestic octopus, swimming the seven seas, inking things that attacked me.
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7:53 - 7:56Actually, every time I'm in bed with somebody
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7:56 - 7:59I can only think two words
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7:59 - 8:02they just run through my head over and over and over again
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8:02 - 8:04and those words are
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8:04 - 8:05pity fuck
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8:06 - 8:11[Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart...]
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8:11 - 8:20[LAUGHING and UNCLEAR...]
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8:20 - 8:22Fuck you.
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8:24 - 8:29[MORE WOLF SOUNDS]
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8:29 - 8:35[LAUGHING AND UNCLEAR...]
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8:49 -Cunt. Man. Mancunt? Man cu..., cunt man.
- Title:
- 2 Hot Transexuals Finally Give Some Answers!
- Description:
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Has someone ever asked you a question that feels invasive? Has a complete stranger ever made assumptions about your life? Do people tell you that your name and pronouns puts a strain on their lives? Red and Charles answer some of these challenging questions!
- Video Language:
- English
- Duration:
- 08:53
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