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TEAMS REACT TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QUARTER-FINAL DRAW
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RB LEIPZIG VS ATLETI
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Hey Jurgen - we got RB Leipzig!
Who did you get?
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Boss, we knocked them out!
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Oh yes, silly me!
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Yes that they promised Liverpool did give us a warm welcome to Anfield - didn’t they...
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Yes, particularly Adrian!
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Good luck against Atleti boys!
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I’m outta here!
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Please bow your heads and close your eyes...
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Dear Lord: I know I've not been a religious man so far, but please...
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...make sure Chelsea don't qualify for next season's Champions League. Amen!
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BARCELONA/NAPOLI VS BAYERN
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Erm… what’s on the menu this time?
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GUYS! GUYS!
Great news - we got Bayern in the quarter finals of the Champions League...
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then Real, City or Juve in the semfinalsi!
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- How is that great news?
- There are no second legs!
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Yes!
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Apart from the second leg in the last 16 against us…
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No!
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How did we forget!
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Jurgen, any advice on overturning a 3-0 defeat in the second leg?
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Good luck Frank - coz you won’t be in the Champions League next season!
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Okay!
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Oh no! Barcelona?!
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Barcelona?! Who cares? It’s just nice to be in a competition we aren’t guaranteed to win for once.
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LYON/JUVENTUS VS REAL/MAN CITY
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Maurizio - we’ve got Real Madrid or Manchester City in the next round!
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My thoughts exactly - there’s only one way we’ll beat either of them…
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- I’m making Cristiano player-manager!
- FIRE!!!
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- NO!
- Correction, I’m making Cristiano manager...
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SEASON CANCELED - BACK SOON
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Vamos! I can’t wait to dislocate Ronaldo’s shoulder in the next round!
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But first - to beat Man City… Vamos!
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I hate Pep Guardiola, his voice gets on my tits
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Oh, it’s on.
It’s on like Donkey Kong!
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AND ATALANTA VS PSG
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- What do we want?
- Proper heads!
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- When do we want them?
- NOW!
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- Guys, we got Atalanta then RBL or Atleti.
- We have a great chance to win it!
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- True!
- Some advice, don’t do this for personal glory or awards… do it for…
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- The team?
- Edinson Cavani
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Sh*t Mason Greenwood, Mbappe’s a sh*t Mason Greenwood!
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What?
