The 4 a.m. mystery
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0:02 - 0:04This is a recent comic strip from the Los Angeles Times.
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0:04 - 0:06The punch line?
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0:06 - 0:08"On the other hand, I don't have to get up at four
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0:08 - 0:10every single morning to milk my Labrador."
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0:10 - 0:13This is a recent cover of New York Magazine.
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0:13 - 0:16Best hospitals where doctors say they would go for cancer treatment,
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0:16 - 0:21births, strokes, heart disease, hip replacements, 4 a.m. emergencies.
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0:21 - 0:23And this is a song medley I put together --
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0:24 - 0:43(Music)
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0:44 - 0:46Did you ever notice that four in the morning has become
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0:46 - 0:49some sort of meme or shorthand?
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0:49 - 0:53It means something like you are awake at the worst possible hour.
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0:53 - 0:54(Laughter)
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0:54 - 0:59A time for inconveniences, mishaps, yearnings.
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0:59 - 1:02A time for plotting to whack the chief of police,
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1:02 - 1:04like in this classic scene from "The Godfather."
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1:04 - 1:07Coppola's script describes these guys as, "exhausted in shirt sleeves.
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1:07 - 1:09It is four in the morning."
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1:09 - 1:10(Laughter)
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1:10 - 1:12A time for even grimmer stuff than that,
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1:12 - 1:15like autopsies and embalmings in Isabel Allende's
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1:15 - 1:17"The House of the Spirits."
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1:17 - 1:19After the breathtaking green-haired Rosa is murdered,
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1:19 - 1:22the doctors preserve her with unguents and morticians' paste.
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1:22 - 1:25They worked until four o'clock in the morning.
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1:25 - 1:28A time for even grimmer stuff than that,
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1:28 - 1:31like in last April's New Yorker magazine.
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1:31 - 1:33This short fiction piece by Martin Amis
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1:33 - 1:37starts out, "On September 11, 2001, he opened his eyes
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1:37 - 1:39at 4 a.m. in Portland, Maine,
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1:39 - 1:43and Mohamed Atta's last day began."
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1:43 - 1:46For a time that I find to be the most placid
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1:46 - 1:50and uneventful hour of the day, four in the morning sure gets
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1:50 - 1:52an awful lot of bad press --
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1:52 - 1:53(Laughter)
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1:53 - 1:56across a lot of different media from a lot of big names.
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1:56 - 1:59And it made me suspicious.
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1:59 - 2:03I figured, surely some of the most creative artistic minds in the world, really,
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2:03 - 2:07aren't all defaulting back to this one easy trope
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2:07 - 2:09like they invented it, right?
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2:09 - 2:12Could it be there is something more going on here?
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2:12 - 2:15Something deliberate, something secret,
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2:15 - 2:19and who got the four in the morning bad rap ball rolling anyway?
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2:19 - 2:23I say this guy -- Alberto Giacometti, shown here
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2:23 - 2:26with some of his sculptures on the Swiss 100 franc note.
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2:26 - 2:28He did it with this famous piece
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2:28 - 2:30from the New York Museum of Modern Art.
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2:30 - 2:33Its title -- "The Palace at Four in the Morning --
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2:33 - 2:34(Laughter)
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2:35 - 2:381932.
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2:38 - 2:40Not just the earliest cryptic reference
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2:40 - 2:41to four in the morning I can find.
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2:41 - 2:45I believe that this so-called first surrealist sculpture
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2:45 - 2:49may provide an incredible key to virtually
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2:49 - 2:52every artistic depiction of four in the morning to follow it.
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2:52 - 2:56I call this The Giacometti Code, a TED exclusive.
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2:56 - 2:59No, feel free to follow along on your Blackberries
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2:59 - 3:01or your iPhones if you've got them.
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3:01 - 3:04It works a little something like -- this is a recent Google search
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3:04 - 3:06for four in the morning.
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3:06 - 3:08Results vary, of course. This is pretty typical.
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3:08 - 3:10The top 10 results yield you
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3:10 - 3:15four hits for Faron Young's song, "It's Four in the Morning,"
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3:15 - 3:19three hits for Judi Dench's film, "Four in the Morning,"
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3:19 - 3:23one hit for Wislawa Szymborska's poem, "Four in the Morning."
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3:23 - 3:27But what, you may ask, do a Polish poet, a British Dame,
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3:27 - 3:30a country music hall of famer all have in common
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3:30 - 3:33besides this totally excellent Google ranking?
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3:33 - 3:38Well, let's start with Faron Young -- who was born incidentally
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3:38 - 3:40in 1932.
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3:40 - 3:42(Laughter)
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3:42 - 3:48In 1996, he shot himself in the head on December ninth --
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3:48 - 3:51which incidentally is Judi Dench's birthday.
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3:51 - 3:54(Laughter)
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3:54 - 3:56But he didn't die on Dench's birthday.
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3:56 - 3:59He languished until the following afternoon when he finally succumbed
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3:59 - 4:04to a supposedly self-inflicted gunshot wound at the age of 64 --
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4:04 - 4:09which incidentally is how old Alberto Giacometti was when he died.
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4:09 - 4:11Where was Wislawa Szymborska during all this?
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4:11 - 4:15She has the world's most absolutely watertight alibi.
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4:15 - 4:20On that very day, December 10, 1996 while Mr. Four in the Morning,
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4:20 - 4:23Faron Young, was giving up the ghost in Nashville, Tennessee,
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4:23 - 4:26Ms. Four in the Morning -- or one of them anyway -- Wislawa Szymborska
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4:27 - 4:32was in Stockholm, Sweden, accepting the Nobel Prize for Literature.
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4:32 - 4:37100 years to the day after the death of Alfred Nobel himself.
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4:37 - 4:39Coincidence? No, it's creepy.
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4:39 - 4:41(Laughter)
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4:41 - 4:43Coincidence to me has a much simpler metric.
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4:43 - 4:44That's like me telling you,
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4:44 - 4:47"Hey, you know the Nobel Prize was established in 1901,
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4:47 - 4:52which coincidentally is the same year Alberto Giacometti was born?"
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4:52 - 4:56No, not everything fits so tidily into the paradigm,
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4:56 - 4:59but that does not mean there's not something going on
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4:59 - 5:01at the highest possible levels.
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5:01 - 5:03In fact there are people in this room
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5:03 - 5:07who may not want me to show you this clip we're about to see.
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5:07 - 5:08(Laughter)
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5:08 - 5:10Video: Homer Simpson: We have a tennis court, a swimming pool, a screening room --
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5:10 - 5:13You mean if I want pork chops, even in the middle of the night,
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5:13 - 5:15your guy will fry them up?
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5:15 - 5:17Herbert Powell: Sure, that's what he's paid for.
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5:17 - 5:20Now do you need towels, laundry, maids?
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5:20 - 5:23HS: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait -- let me see if I got this straight.
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5:23 - 5:25It is Christmas Day, 4 a.m.
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5:25 - 5:27There's a rumble in my stomach.
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5:27 - 5:29Marge Simpson: Homer, please.
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5:29 - 5:31Rives: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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5:31 - 5:34Let me see if I got this straight, Matt.
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5:34 - 5:36(Laughter)
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5:36 - 5:39When Homer Simpson needs to imagine
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5:39 - 5:42the most remote possible moment of not just the clock,
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5:42 - 5:46but the whole freaking calendar, he comes up with 0400
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5:46 - 5:48on the birthday of the Baby Jesus.
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5:48 - 5:51And no, I don't know how it works
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5:51 - 5:55into the whole puzzling scheme of things, but obviously
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5:55 - 5:59I know a coded message when I see one.
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5:59 - 6:00(Laughter)
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6:00 - 6:04I said, I know a coded message when I see one.
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6:04 - 6:07And folks, you can buy a copy of Bill Clinton's "My Life"
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6:07 - 6:09from the bookstore here at TED.
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6:09 - 6:12Parse it cover to cover for whatever hidden references you want.
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6:12 - 6:15Or you can go to the Random House website where there is this excerpt.
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6:15 - 6:17And how far down into it you figure we'll have to scroll
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6:17 - 6:20to get to the golden ticket?
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6:20 - 6:23Would you believe about a dozen paragraphs?
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6:23 - 6:26This is page 474 on your paperbacks if you're following along:
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6:26 - 6:29"Though it was getting better, I still wasn't satisfied
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6:29 - 6:31with the inaugural address.
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6:31 - 6:34My speechwriters must have been tearing their hair out
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6:34 - 6:37because as we worked between one and four in the morning
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6:37 - 6:41on Inauguration Day, I was still changing it."
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6:41 - 6:44Sure you were, because you've prepared your entire life
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6:44 - 6:48for this historic quadrennial event that just sort of sneaks up on you.
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6:48 - 6:49And then --
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6:49 - 6:51(Laughter)
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6:51 - 6:55three paragraphs later we get this little beauty:
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6:56 - 6:59"We went back to Blair House to look at the speech for the last time.
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6:59 - 7:02It had gotten a lot better since 4 a.m."
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7:02 - 7:04Well, how could it have?
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7:04 - 7:06By his own writing, this man was either asleep,
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7:06 - 7:09at a prayer meeting with Al and Tipper or learning how to launch
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7:09 - 7:12a nuclear missile out of a suitcase.
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7:12 - 7:16What happens to American presidents at 0400 on inauguration day?
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7:16 - 7:18What happened to William Jefferson Clinton?
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7:18 - 7:20We might not ever know.
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7:20 - 7:23And I noticed, he's not exactly around here today
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7:23 - 7:25to face any tough questions.
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7:25 - 7:27(Laughter)
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7:27 - 7:29It could get awkward, right?
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7:29 - 7:31I mean after all, this whole business happened on his watch.
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7:31 - 7:33But if he were here --
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7:33 - 7:34(Laughter)
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7:34 - 7:38he might remind us, as he does in the wrap-up to his fine autobiography,
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7:38 - 7:41that on this day Bill Clinton began a journey --
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7:41 - 7:43a journey that saw him go on to become
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7:43 - 7:45the first Democrat president elected
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7:45 - 7:48to two consecutive terms in decades.
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7:48 - 7:50In generations.
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7:50 - 7:53The first since this man, Franklin Delano Roosevelt,
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7:53 - 7:56who began his own unprecedented journey
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7:56 - 7:59way back at his own first election,
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7:59 - 8:06way back in a simpler time, way back in 1932 --
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8:07 - 8:08(Laughter)
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8:08 - 8:09the year Alberto Giacometti
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8:09 - 8:10(Laughter)
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8:11 - 8:13made "The Palace at Four in the Morning."
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8:13 - 8:17The year, let's remember, that this voice, now departed,
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8:17 - 8:22first came a-cryin' into this big old crazy world of ours.
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8:22 - 8:46(Music)
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8:46 - 8:48(Applause)
- Title:
- The 4 a.m. mystery
- Speaker:
- Rives
- Description:
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Poet Rives does 8 minutes of lyrical origami, folding history into a series of coincidences surrounding that most surreal of hours, 4 o'clock in the morning.
- Video Language:
- English
- Team:
- closed TED
- Project:
- TEDTalks
- Duration:
- 08:48
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