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ERB Rasputin vs Stalin

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    cool moustache
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    Wario
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    try messing with the Mad Monk
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    you’ll be sorry, yo
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    how many dictators does it take
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    to turn an empire
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    into a union of ruinous states
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    it’s a disgrace
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    what you did to your own people
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    your Daddy beat you like a dog
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    and now you’re evil
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    you’re from Georgia
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    sweet Georgia
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    and the history books unfold ya
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    as a messed up mutha fucka
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    bent in the mind
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    who built a superpower
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    but he paid the price
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    with the endless destruction
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    of Russian lives
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    if you're the man of steel
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    I spit kryptonite
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    big dick mystic
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    known to hypnotize
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    I could end you with a whisper
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    to your wife
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    Look into my eyes you perverted witch
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    see the soul of the man
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    who made Mother Russia his bitch
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    you think I give a fuck about my wife?
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    my own son got locked up in prison
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    and I didn’t save his life
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    you got off
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    easy when they pickled that moose cock
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    I’d leave your neck in a noose
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    I’d leave your neck in a noose
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    your whole family
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    shot
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    all your wizard friends
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    shot
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    anyone who sold you pierogi
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    shot
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    starve you for days til you waste away
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    I even crush mother fuckers
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    when I’m laid in state
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    pride of Lenin took Trotsky
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    out of the picture
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    drop the hammer on you harder
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    than I bitch slapped Hitler
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    I have no pride for you
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    who ruined everything my revolution
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    was doing to stop the bourgeoisie
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    I fought the bondage of classes
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    the proletariat masses
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    have brought me here to spit a thesis
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    against both of your asses
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    let me start with you there
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    Frankenstein
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    looking like something out of R.L. Stine
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    it’s hip hop chowder red over white
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    cause the Tsar’s wife can’t do shit tonight
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    and Joseph you were supposed to be
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    my right hand man
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    but your loyalty shriveled up
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    like your right hand man
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    our whole future was bright
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    you let your heart grow dark
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    and stopped the greatest revolution
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    since the birth of Marx
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    (sound)
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    Did somebody say birthmarks?
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    yo I’m the host with the most Glasnost
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    assholes made a mess
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    and the war got cold
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    shook hands with both Ronalds
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    Reagan and McDonald's
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    no doubt
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    if your name end with ‘in’
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    time to get out
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    I had the balls to let
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    Baryshnikov dance playa
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    tore down that wall
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    like the Kool-Aid man
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    Oh Yeah!
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    you two need yoga
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    you need a shower
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    and you all need to learn
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    how to handle real power
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    did somebody say real power?
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    да
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    you want to mess with me?
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    I spit hot borsch
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    when I’m crushing these beats
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    blow it up like a tuba
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    while I’m balling in Cuba
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    doing judo moves and schooling
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    every communist sukkah
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    I’m a president in my prime
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    my enemies don’t distract me
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    he last man who attacked me
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    lived a half life
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    so comrade come at me
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    you don’t what you’re doing
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    when you try to bust a rhyme
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    when you try to bust a rhyme
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    you’ll find that the ex-KGB
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    is the best MC
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    in the ex-CCCP
Title:
ERB Rasputin vs Stalin
Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 2 - Part 3
Duration:
03:38

English, British subtitles

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