'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Season 2 Gag Reel (NSFW)

[Music] Real love makes you crazy.
Therefore, you can't call her crazy.

When you call her crazy, you're just
calling her in love.

WHAM!
- Oh. [Laughter]

[Musical note]
[Gong]

[Laughs] Almost as big as when you
announced your relationstep months...

Dar! [Bleep]
- What's the big step?

You could [high pitch] man up!
[Laughter]

So...you know what? He is fine.
Yeah. We had nothing.

I just punched you in the dick again.
I am so sorry. [He laughs]

No. Get the [Bleep] off me!

[Laughter]

Hey ballsy.

[Something falls.]

[Crash]
Ohhhh.

No chair. I just missed the chair.

Bushes.

No it's an amuse bouche.
An amuse - [bleep.]

Don't laugh at me, Aaron.

I am not good at filling it back up, OK?

It's hard, and the water smushes around,
and how am I supposed to open the

refrigerator door, while I am still --
I'm holding the -- giant -- what?

- [Bleep] you!
[Laughter]

Oh hey Rachel, and, child who doesn't
belong in a place like this.

My name's -- my name's Rebecca.

Oh. Yep. That's a good point.

Hey, Rachel?
[They laugh]

Oh! Hey fellas.

Oh hey Rachel. Nope.

I would love to, Rachel.
Thank you for asking.

Rebecca. My name is Rebecca.

Oh yes.

[She laughs]

I am Rebecca. I am Rebecca!

Sure.

Has anyone ever told you that your voice
sounds like a mouse with throat cancer?

Talking into a tiny little
voice mouse box.

- Tiny little mouse voice box.

What did I say?

- "Tiny little voice mouse box."

Tiny little mouse voice box.

Has anyone told you that your voice
sounds like a mouse with throat cancer?

Talking into a little tiny
voice mouse box?

Tiny mouse voice box?

I just say mouse first. Sorry!
One more time. One more time.

Tiny mouse voice box.

Tiny little mouse voice box.

It sounds easy now.
OK let's do it.

Talking into a little tiny
voice mouse box?

[Bleep] voice box?
[Bleep] box?

Has someone ever told you that your voice
sounds like a mouse with throat cancer?

Talking into a little tiny
mouse voice box?

You get that a lot?

- No.

Did I say it wrong again?
- Mm-hm.

It sounded right to me.

[Bag drops] Oh, shit.
[Crew laughs]

I'm so stoked for us to meet my parents.
[They both mmm.]

Did you [bleep] up?
Mm-hm.

Yep. OK.
- Cut.

Sorry. I had meat in my teeth and
I'm wiping it. Somewhere. OK.

It's...nope. It's gone. Bye.

Oh, I snotted on you. I'm so sorry.

That's so vague! That's like when --
I drooled. Sorry.

I'm sorry I came over -- sorry.
I had to pick my nose.

[Laughter]
[Bleep, bleep.] I just gotta --

I got sneeze blue balls. It's fine. OK.

[Makes noise]

Stop it!
- She's trying to prepare.

I'm trying to prepare, you
[bleep]ing asshole.

That's how I prepare!

Will you get me outta here?!

I'm sorry. I was in the middle of reading
a book, and I didn't hear "Action."

I am so sorry!

- Thank you for being so down
to just being in pasties, Tovah.

I've never worn pasties. It's a new
experience.

- Do you like 'em?

I like 'em and you can still
see the stuff.

Dude.

Shit! Shit! No!
[Buzzing]

What did you do?

[Buzzing]
[She laughs]

And I'm fine.

No. No, you're not.
You're not fine.

[Something falls]
[She laughs]

The light fell.
- The light fell.

Shit. Just got it!

Cue the music!

[Sings] I went on a bad birth control.
My bah - bah - [Bleep!]

I went on a bad birth control.
My boobs got so big, I'm -- [Bleep]

Uh. Uh. Uh-uh. [Laughs] Sorry.
[Crew laughs]

I didn't want to see you.
No, that's not right.

Get outta here. I'll do this again.
Sorry. [Crew laughs]

Can you be funnier?
I'll try.

There you go. Get it all out.
Get it all out.

L.A., Get it all out.

We're filming next door to an
outdoor Foley studio. [Laughs]

It's dead people's hair, so...

So. Clearly, I need...more glue.
Not staples. So...

Come on.

- One last time. One more.

I almost cracked up.
[Laughter]

[Disco music]

[Laughter, applause, cheers.]