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Hey, guys!
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It's 2012.
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[Electronic music begins.]
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We finally made it.
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So, is the world gonna end?
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Are we gonna get attacked by aliens?
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Global warming?
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Is a planet gonna -- come, and
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hit our planet,
and we're gonna explode?
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Who knows?
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But I do know one thing.
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[Music gets louder]
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No matter what happens,
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everything's gonna be all right.
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[Music zoom.]
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[Percussive electronic music.]
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I'm scared that
the world's gonna end,
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now that we're past
2000 and eleven.
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Did ya hear that
the Mayans said this year
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is the last year?
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So we got somethin' to fear.
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Aliens gonna come down from space.
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Tearin' up the place,
beating up that base.
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The boom-boom rockets
all up in your face.
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What we gonna do?
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Do you think it's really true?
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[Boy band sound]
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One day
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when this world will end,
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(This world will end)
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we'll see the light coming from above.
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(Above)
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Together, we
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will take a stand,
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[auto tune] and everything
will be all right.
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[Rap] I don't believe that
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hocus-pocus.
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UFOs and aliens
don't exist.
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That's just my opinion
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so don't be pissed.
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If you believe that shiz
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then press desist.
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'Cause y'all need help,
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'cause y'all is crazy.
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Partyin' 'til midnight,
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'cause then my baby.
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Party fun. Party fun.
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Party party fun fun.
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Party party hun hun.
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Shake your, shake your
bun bun.
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[Nasal singing] They use the ports.
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They use the light sabers.
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They from the future.
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They use the light saber.
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[Vader voice] Future.
We from the future.
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This is crazy!
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This is so crazy.
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[Boy band sound]
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One day
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when this world will end,
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(When this world will end)
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we'll see the light coming from above,
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(Above)
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Together we
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will take a stand,
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[auto tune] and everything
will be all right.
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[Drums]
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[Gravely voice]
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I gotta make some
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resolutions.
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Go on a date.
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Maybe lose some weight.
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Global warming?
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More like global stupid.
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The world's not gonna end.
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What do you think,
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you can, like, tell the future,
or something?
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[Boy band sound]
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One day
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when this world will end
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(This world will ennnnd!)
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We'll see the light coming from above.
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Together we
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(Together we)
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will take a stand,
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(will take a stand)
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[auto tune] and everything
will be all right.
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[Drum riff.]
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Beeee allll riiiight.
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(Whooaaaaa ohhh ohhhh)
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Be all right.
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(Ohhh ohh ohhhhh)
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Beeee allll riiiight.
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Ohhh-ohhhh-ohh!
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[Spoken] Everything's
gonna be all right!
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[Auto tune] Beee allll riiiight!
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(Whoaaa ohhh ohhhh!)
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Thanks for sticking with me, everybody!
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Last year was awesome,
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and this year is gonna be
even better.
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(Whoa ohh ohhh,
ohh ohh ohhh)
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Big things are
coming your way.
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[Percussion]
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I'll see ya soon!
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Bye!
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[Surf music instrumental.]